Homophobic? Chances are you're gay!

**Gawain of Orkeny** · 07-27-2005, 21:58

Prettymuch any human male who sexually excites himself to become erect and then stimulates himself further through penetration of another human's orifice or other measures (masterbation) will undoubtedly be physically pleasurable. I suppose it's the emotional and mental state which is most important in this case though.

So does masturbating make you gay?

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 07-27-2005, 22:00

Originally Posted by t1master

does the study take into account the stimuli from having electrodes hooked up to your gear?

Unless you're play-acting some middle eastern torture chamber fantasy, I would think having electrodes wired to your knackers would be a cause for concern, rather than arousal...

**Samurai Waki** · 07-27-2005, 22:03

Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good

Wazikashi - why?!? Better yet, why don't you start a thread about why you hate humans (or whatever you really mean) so I can yell at you in an on-topic manner?

I don't hate humans. I just hate you

**Idaho** · 07-27-2005, 23:01

Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny

So does masturbating make you gay?

It doesn't seem to so far - and if it hasn't by now I think I'm in the clear

**sharrukin** · 07-27-2005, 23:15

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

Unless you're play-acting some middle eastern torture chamber fantasy, I would think having electrodes wired to your knackers would be a cause for concern, rather than arousal...

Which brings up the question of who would volunteer for this?

"We are going to put some electrodes on your Johnson and have you watch internet porn for a couple of days."
OK!

I mean where do they get these people?

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 07-27-2005, 23:18

Originally Posted by sharrukin

Which brings up the question of who would volunteer for this?

"We are going to put some electrodes on your Johnson and have you watch internet porn for a couple of days."
OK!

I mean where do they get these people?

Well, I'd sign up for the porn bit.

**Don Corleone** · 07-28-2005, 00:17

Yeah, no kidding BKS. I don't think my wife or my boss would go for it now, but it sounds perfect for a college student on break.

**JAG** · 07-28-2005, 00:22

Originally Posted by Don Corleone

Yeah, no kidding BKS. I don't think my wife or my boss would go for it now, but it sounds perfect for a college student on break.

Hmmm, now you mention it.... You have given me ideas!

**ICantSpellDawg** · 07-28-2005, 00:23

Originally Posted by Kommodus

Yet surely this is not a novel or foreign concept? Natural urges conflicting with each other is a common experience. For example: a man's house is on is on fire, and his children are trapped upstairs. On one hand he feels the urge to flee the burning building (self-preservation); on the other, he feels compelled to save his children. He therefore fights the natural fear response and places his own life on the line for the good of others.

An man's sense of morality helps him decide which natural urges to indulge and which to resist, like a musician's musical sensibility telling him which notes to play and which to abstain from playing. It's something we do every day, often without even realizing it.

well played