The Drunkards Tavern

[Divinus Arma]

DMAN! I'm supposed to be studying. I'm having to much fun with this bud light and laughing at liberals.

Like this guy:

Boy did they pick the biggest cowardly Douche to go on with Hannity or what? lol. I would of liked to see a liberal with bigger cajones, like this guy:



Oh wait. He's a hybrid driving liberal douche too!

Dman. Not too many successful liberal commentators out there. I wonder why? Oh ya. Cause nobody agrees with tax increases and giving people free stuff that they don't deserve.


Funny. While googling "liberal douche" I found this test:

Warning. Some language exists on the very first page which is not in compliance with Org rules. Other than that it is fairly mild and fun. Use at your own risk of discovering that you may be... a liberal douche.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2020038000173989493

[GoreBag]

I would like to see a politican that isn't a douchebag.

[Reverend Joe]

I would like to see a politican that isn't a douchebag.

That would be like finding the happy drunken fat chick at a frat party. That, or the Chupacabra.

By the way, Divinus... you do know that "liberal" is completely different from "leftist", and "conservative" is not at all "rightwinger", right? Liberal and Conservative just refer to how open you are to new ideas and learning. I, for example, am somewhat conservative, when it comes to politics (I made my choices a while ago, and continue to stick with them) but I am a radical leftist. I am pretty liberal when it comes to religion, though. I am currently looking quite heavily at Nikos Kazantzakis, having just finished "The Saviors of God"; I am seriously considering fully immersing myself in Kazantzakis's religious doctrine.

And I am still wearing the aviator sunglasses.

[Strike For The South]

fight the man and thr meecicnas the suystem fight the mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn penis mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Divinus Arma]

Welp. I guess I'm buzzed enough to post ma pic. Check out the front room for your conservative champion. And then let see if you have the cajones to finally post your ugly mug.

What's the worst that could happen? Gorebag knockin on your door and lookin for that funky S&M love? Lemur perched across the street with a sniper rifle?

[GoreBag]

What's the worst that could happen? Gorebag knockin on your door and lookin for that funky S&M love?

I never have to go looking. My face is somewhere in that thread already.

[Kralizec]

Drank to much, and god, I'm feeling terrible, and my alrarm clock is going off in about 3 hours. I can't believe i'm saying this, but I think I'm going to throw up in the hopes that I won't feel royally messed up tomorow

[Louis VI the Fat]

Ah, f it. Fat chicks will do. Got to get me mind of teh Gunners game.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Oui, gentleman, L the VI is drunk after a night on the teh town and watchinbg Arsenal.

Stuuf it, got more pressing matters to attend to. How do I get rid of her?

Stuff 'the' too. Teh looks much better. Get a decent languange

[Somebody Else]

A pin usually works, pop her and put her away.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee exposhions ar fu n

[Dutch_guy]

How do the drunk Orgahs manage to find this thread, and not just post their rabble in some innocent '' Hi I'm new '' thread ?

Now that's an interesting question

[Samurai Waki]

errr. yes I have had....ummmm.. 10 Budweisers...not the light either mind you. I might be having prolbems with my girlfriend.... I don't care...or do I? gah. gah. gah. gah. errrrr think straigh... yeeeaaahhhh. anyways, hope you people are having fun.

[Reverend Joe]

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE, IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE EVER DO!!!

Never knew I would like Blue Oyster Cult so much.

[Kagemusha]

Tonight i got an empty pint thrown to my head in a bar.I blocked it partially so it didnt hit my forehead but it hit my head near my left eye.Four stiches near my eye,one stich to my cheek.And little glued parts all over the left side of my face.And the funny part is that i only tryed to calm down an situation where it would have turned into fist fight very soon.Ce la Vie.Ce la Guerre.
I guess this will qualify to drunkards thread becouse the ambulance crew measured my blood alcohol value 1.7 promilles

[Samurai Waki]

I made up with Amy... I made up in the best waaaay possible...I need a cigarette.

[Oaty]

Finally I depleted the blood in my alchahol system

[Louis VI the Fat]

the ambulance crew measured my blood alcohol value 1.7 promilles

Amateur

[Louis VI the Fat]

6:15 can't post decent stuff anymore, can't go to bed either

[Kanamori]

A nice glass full of brandy soon to be followed by a nice seasonal maibock, we'll see how I'm feeling before the maibock though since it has been so long and I hate getting plastered


I've relapsed.

[Kanamori]

Well, having learned how to use drugs well, I think that this has also gone well. Im not wasted, just pleasantly blissful. Very similar to other drug effects that people would not want it compared to. Everything is so distant, but so crisp.

Alcohol has always been such an awful, good, thing. Your focus on things is somewhat increased while your caring ab out other is totally gone!

[Tribesman]

What a day , got chased off the job at 2 and had to go drinking instead , Hughes' bar An spiddail followed by Hughes' bar in town I think , now home for a few bottles of English Ale .
Only problem is I have to get out to Spiddal in the morning to pick up the car .

[Divinus Arma]

My friend who I previously Chiefed and who got mad at me is taking me out to Sushi tonight.

And that means Saki! And if the owner did what he promised, than it also means SOJU!!!!!

Either way, the buzz is gonna be on tonight. And then I have to wake up early and go to work. And after a 12 hour shift I have finals for multinational business finance.

I'll post here when I get back from the Sushi bar.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

I finished my exams yay so Bear festival scrumpy followed by student union club type thing (which is looks exactly like a village hall with a bar at the back woop de do) then back home and me housemates were watching pirates of de Caribbean wee

Did you know if you feed apples cores to cows they become slitey tipsy has anyone ever seen a tipsy cow because I haven’t they told me that on the scrumpy farm they used to feed apple cores to cows you know

[Reverend Joe]

I can one-up you: apparently, there is a farm my father visited in Maryland, while taking an agriculture course in college, where the bulls- black angus, mind you- are fed almost entirely on mash from local breweries. The bulls charge over the hill as soon as they smell the mash, stick their heads in up to their eyes, and gorge themselves on the mash; after which they become extremely drunk, and go staggering around the fields before collapsing somewhere. These same bulls are later sold to McDonald's.

Speaking of drinking... I got some Amaretto. And it is gooooooood. Not Tequila good, mind you, but gooooooooood nonetheless.

[GoreBag]

Speaking of drinking... I got some Amaretto. And it is gooooooood. Not Tequila good, mind you, but gooooooooood nonetheless.

I had a bottle of tequila the other night and apparently slept with my mouth open (I was too drunk to log in on my friend's computer and post - couldn't type the password properly). When I woke up, my mouth was so dry that I choked on my uvula until it bled.

EDIT: Of course, by 'drank', I meant 'slept'.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Alcoholic McBurger tis why I never go to McDonald's, anyway you actually sour these mad alcoholic cows cus I didn’t I went to a farm and they told me they used to do it until they realized what was going in. Please direct me to this farm I wish to see charging alcoholic cows.
Just a thought is it considered animal cruelty to give animals drunk cus it would be pretty funny to see a drunk elephant, I admit it would be quite expensive.

[Tribesman]

Arse en venger

[ZombieFriedNuts]

I had some Swedish cider yesterday it was pink
It was nice though

[Louis VI the Fat]

You're all trunk posting carp