Belgian politics and other nonsense

[Lucjan]

I see.

[The Stranger]

see what?

[Lucjan]

I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.

[Moros]

I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.

He didn't have pie? Poor guy.

[The Stranger]

whats with the poor guy, poor guy

[Roderic the Emptyhanded]

He did not have pie...
Poor guy...

[Moros]

I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!

Apple pie, strawberry pie,
all those pies just make me high!
Tough all those pies, I buy
keep me from being a rich guy.
So sing a long and don't be shy!

I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!

Apple pie, strawberry pie,
You don't like pie? Well that's a lie.
Saying that should make you die!
I can eat pies as high as the sky,
So sing a long and don't be shy!

I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!

Apple pie, strawberry pie,
I have no favourite, why should I?
All pies with sugar can make me fly,
So take a piece, I imply
Cause I have a verry big supply
Now sing a long and don't be shy!

I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!
I have pie, so I'm not a poor guy!

Apple pie, strawberry pie,
there are a lot's of kinds, but give 'm all a try
I wish there were even pies you could fry.
Yes the end of the song is nigh,
So I guess it's time to say bye, bye.
Trust me writing the lyrics was a piece of pie!

Yeah I know strange song, but hey it's a nonsense thread is in't it. But well after I noticed that the sentence I wanted to write rhymed. I just made a song out of it.

[Lucjan]

Wow, what a poem.

[Moros]

Wow, what a poem.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...t=46570&page=2

[The Stranger]

pfffsss my Beirut song is way better

[Moros]

Yeah, but you actually took time and effort to make it. Wich I didn't feel like.

[The Stranger]

are we being rude?

[Moros]

No I said i didn't put effort in writing a song. Wich you did. Is that being rude?

[The Stranger]

are you looking for quarrel?

[Moros]

For a quarrel, not really. Just for pie. I don't get what's making you upset. But I bet we can talk it over with some applepie. Or wathever is your favourite.

[Csargo]

Please do not fight in the presence of my pies.

[Moros]

Please do not fight in the presence of my pies.

I will never fight when I can eat pie!
Who would?

[Roderic the Emptyhanded]

Unless you would fight over the last piece of pie, right?

[Moros]

Unless you would fight over the last piece of pie, right?

When I eat pie there are never pieces left.

[The Stranger]

hahhahahha

[GodWillsIt]

That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.

All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.

Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.

Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.

She left me.

looks like you lost both allies

[The Stranger]

Andres, youre joking right

[The Spartan (Returns)]

cream cheese, cheese cake, cottage cheese<any pie. (except chocalate and chicken and other exceptions)

[The Stranger]

chocolate is meant to be on cake...but cheese? now i ask you... bleugh

[Moros]

or on pie.

Pies is good.
Yes.

[Roderic the Emptyhanded]

or on pie.

Pies is good.
Yes.

(arrogant voice)
First of all; Always, always, always use uppercase letters in the beginning of a sentence (Correct? Yes.). Secondly, it's "pies are good".
The grammar-nazi strikes again...

JK :D

[Csargo]

pIe IS GoOd I LikE ThE PiE

[Lucjan]

What if chicken meat was blue...would you still eat it?

[Moros]

(arrogant voice)
First of all; Always, always, always use uppercase letters in the beginning of a sentence (Correct? Yes.). Secondly, it's "pies are good".
The grammar-nazi strikes again...

JK :D

You, no see weebl&bob; you no talk.

I would eat chicken if it's green, red, brown, purple even white. But blue?

[Csargo]

Eh blue chicken yeah I'de eat it as long as it tasted like chicken