Belgian politics and other nonsense

[Andres]

Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!

Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.

About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?

[Andres]

That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.

All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.

Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.

Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.

She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.

I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.

What could I have done to avoid...

a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?

[caravel]

[The Stranger]

point 1: It is not the first nonsense thread.
point 2: I hold the record for the most nonsensive nonsense threads
point 3: OMG we have a new spammer

[Csargo]

Nice to see we have a new spammer. It was kinda boring around here. Nice to have you aboard.

[Kralizec]

That day I was playing RTW. I had this nice army consisting of one Barbarian Warlord and one unit of archers. They were marching to group with my main army, ready to invade Germania.

All of the sudden, my girlfriend came in the room. She wanted to discuss about the preparations of our wedding. So she started talking about the fact that we didn't have much time left to send our invitations to our guests.

Meanwhile, my marching army got ambushed by the Britons, who were supposed to be my allies. I had to pay attention to the battle, but my girlfriend started to shout and became very angry. She said I'm an insensitive monkey.

Finally, she called me an asshole, she started to cry and she slammed the door.

She left me. My precious lady. My beloved one. Such a sweet girl.

I'm all alone now. Desperate, pathetic, in need of human contact.

What could I have done to avoid...

a) losing that battle and b) those damn Britons backstabbing me?

I have a hard time figuring out wether you're serious or not

If it's serious, you made a collosal mistake. You should have paid attention to your girlfriend and let your game be.

you could just have pressed the pause button

[Csargo]

If he did that I would call him stupid. Kinda harsh but the truth.

[Moros]

Wel about guy verhofstad, yeah.
About your gf and a RTW Battle Err..Waaa? (Chief Wiggum)

EDit: Gonna love this guy finally a new spammer stands up and he's Belgian. Finally!

[WarMachine420]

sorry, I just got my member status and don't wanna put it in jeoprody right away but I had to attach my name to this thread.

I'm still not understanding what this has to do with Belgian politics.

[Csargo]

Ok, here it is: the first nonsense topic ever!

Feel free to post and enjoy the nonsense.

About Belgian politics: Guy Verhofstadt should meet a dentist, doesn't he?

I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm

[WarMachine420]

I guess thats what he means ummmmmmmmm

Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.

In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.

[Csargo]

Wow...I left the house for a couple of hours and was SURE that this would be locked by now.

In more important news...I have to go to the bathroom.

Locked no later maybe.

[Andres]

I see no reason to lock this.

Junior members need a thread to post their nonsense. That way the reactions on the other topics can stay on topic. If one feels the need to post something off topic, one will feel the need to post it here instead of ruining another topic.

I deserve a statue for this

And for those who are a bit confused: I'm still going to marry. It was nonsense...

At least I write on topic here

[Andres]

Just a quick reminder: it is not allowed to spam.

Unless you spam nonsense that is

[bedlam28]

Somehow I ended up going to work with one blue sock and one black today.
I'm hiding my feet under the desk.

Dont know about Belgian politics but I did eat a belgian chocolate once.
It was very nice.
Dark chocolate.

[doc_bean]

I'm still going to marry.

Poor boy, can we talk you out of it ?

Belgian politics: CD&V is way too sure of themselves for the next election, I think people are actually getting tired of them before they're in office...

[Moros]

Did it have purple mold?

EDit: about CD&V. Yeah but isn't Yves still the most popular candidat? (there must be some strange people over here). Oh well as long as VB doesn't get any more votes,...to bad they will. By the way wich politicians can't you stand? Inge Vervotten from the CD&V is someone I can't stand at all. I don't really know why but I just can't. She and those ******* ****** from VB.

Anyway as this isn't enough nosense anymore, did any one ever saw a hippo wearing a dress?

[Andres]

As long as Yves Leterme doesn't start a campaing for his goat.

First female belgian premier: Leterme's goat.

[Moros]

IF he only had a pie that could run for premier.

[matteus the inbred]

I'm going to China in two weeks so I can't get into the habit of talking about politics in case I mention Tibet and get locked away in prison á la Richard Gere.
I was going to buy a t-shirt with 'Judean People's Front' on it, and see if anyone got the joke, but I'm told Chinese customs people have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AT ALL.

[Lucjan]

Hurray for the new spammer guy...and no, one of the prerequisites to custom person employeeness in China is you absolutely have to be a cranky robot.

I went to work (night shift, factory job) in my pajamas a couple times..it was really comfy, then I started attracting more attention than I wanted..feared people might take more notice to my tendency to ride the handjacks like scooters through the warehouse.

[Andres]

did any one ever saw a hippo wearing a dress?

Everybody knows hippos wear black texudos

A hippo wearing a dress... What nonsense!

Well, at least you stay ontopic.

[The Stranger]

pffffsj which noob said spam was born in the meadhall? SPAM WASNT BORN AT ALL, SPAM IS GOD. SPAM IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM SPAM, AND I AM NOT ARROGANT, IM GOD

[Andres]

[Moros]

pffffsj which noob said spam was born in the meadhall? SPAM WASNT BORN AT ALL, SPAM IS GOD. SPAM IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, I AM SPAM, AND I AM NOT ARROGANT, IM GOD

Yup this is nonsense.

1782^12 + 1841^12 = 1922^12

[The Stranger]

i would not spam, my dad is BEIRUT THE MIGHTY AXESWINGING TEDDYBEAR...

[Andres]

Oh no, not the axeswinging teddybear

[The Stranger]

are you part of the sarcasm club? because do not sarcasm me! i am the god of sarcasm and the founding father of the sarcasm club

[Csargo]

There should be some kind of holiday for spam. Hmmmmmmmmm

+1

[Csargo]

are you part of the sarcasm club? because do not sarcasm me! i am the god of sarcasm and the founding father of the sarcasm club

The Stranger I think you need help Spammings not healthy.