"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Old joke: Australian fore-play = "Brace y'self Sheila."
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Rhode Island strip club to hold job fair
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Here's a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for.
Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday.
They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.
"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," said co-owner Tom Tsoumas.
We need more enteprenuers like that man right there so talented young women can work their way through college, or work their way through an 8ball of coke.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Speaking of entrepreneurship, I just ran across the ads for a diet pill from the early '80s with the unfortunate name of "Ayds." Yes, it's pronounced "aids." No, I am not making this up. "Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds?" Why, indeed.
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Found another commercial. And another. And this one: "Ayds suppresses your appetite medically." I'll say.
Last edited by Lemur; 03-23-2009 at 04:10.
Aye I remember Ayds back in the day. They were a sort of biscuit if memory serves. I think they changed the name to Herpes.
As for AIDS, it reminds me of the old joke:
How did AIDS get into America?
Up the Hudson.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Spanish football club president arrested after shooting.
The president of Xerez soccer club, Joaquin Bilbao, resigned on Thursday after he spent the night in a police cell following his suspected involvement in a shooting incident at a bar.
The Guardian podcast, starting at 19:50, has an entertaining account of the incident, with some truly awe-inspiring puns that would make Gregoshi green with envy. Listen to the end for another fantastic pun about a Juventus player.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Some days, they really are out to get you.
Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on 6 August 1945 when a US B-29 dropped an atomic bomb on the city. He suffered serious burns to his upper body and spent the night in the city. He then returned to his hometown of Nagasaki.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Korean Pimp Sells Males To Japan's Sex Trade
Police Arrest Man for Not Paying Schoolgirl Prostitute $750The Seoul Metropolitan Police have arrested a 41-year-old homosexual pimp, only identified as Park, for arranging the transport of dozens of Korean homosexuals and transgendered individuals into Yokohama’s red-light district.
Park is suspected of having 30 Korean male prostitutes work at brothels in Japan since January 2007 and taking a total of 500 million won ($330,000) from them in “brokerage” fees.
The 30 men had sex with Japanese men for ¥15,000 to ¥20,000. Besides the brokerage, Park took ¥80,000 from each of them per month for protection money that was paid to the local Yakuza.
Park recruited the men through online gay communities, saying that they could make big money in a short time in Japan’s male sex trade. Many of the transgendered individuals accepted Park’s offer in order to amass money to have a sex change operation.
According to police, Park himself is gay with HIV, and had sex with some of the prostitutes for whom he arranged the sex trade.
Police are hunting other sex trade groups similar to the one used by Park, and are conducting a joint investigation with Japanese police and Interpol into the connection between such brokers and the Yakuza.
Via Korean Times.
For historical reasons, ethnic Koreans actually make up a significant proportion of the Yakuza’s ranks in Japan, so the connection is not unsurprising.
Additionally, both Japan and Korea have long histories of exporting their young ladies for the sake of prostitution, so in that sense this is nothing new…
School Girl Threesome ArrestAn unemployed man desperate for schoolgirl sex has been arrested after he pulled a fast one on a schoolgirl, passing her an envelope full of flyers instead of the $750 agreed.
Claiming “I was tricked!”, the young strumpet reported him to police for non-payment after having sex with him unawares of the deficient payment, and police threw the book at the cheeky man.
Meeting her in a park, the man (24) passed the young prostitute (17 – actually an unemployed school dropout), whom he became acquainted with on a mobile phone dating site, what she believed to be her exorbitant fee of ¥70,000 in an envelope, and the pair had sex there and then.
However, he had in fact stuffed the envelope not with bills but with worthless chirashi (flyers), outraging the girl, who then went to enlist police help, claiming “I was tricked”.
An arrest soon followed, with the hapless john being charged with child prostitution related offences. He mourned his arrest thus: “I wanted to get close to a younger girl. I didn’t have the money so I just stuffed paper in the envelope”.
The girl of course faces no charges, although it seems unlikely she will get her money.
Via Itai News.
Cases such as this certainly suggest that it is very naïve indeed to consider these young prostitutes as blameless victims; punishing them as well as their patron might go some way to actually curbing the practice, if that is indeed what is desired…
Man Cuts Off Penis With Scissors After Break-upSchoolgirl Threesome
A man (then 25) who had group sex with a pair of thirteen-year-old elementary schoolers, for the princely sum of ¥20,000 (for both), has been arrested on suspicion of a child prostitution offence.
Police found that the man, a dispatch worker, spent the night with the girls at a local love hotel, knowing that they were under eighteen, and promising them ¥20,000… We do not hear the details of this particular ménage a trois.
However, the offence took place in May of last year, which leaves open some interesting questions about either the speed of the investigation, or the quality of the evidence.
Via CTV.
There was an interesting comment made on the story: “What about these girls who have sex with guys for money and then turn round and report them to police?”
The response came: “Because they have no consciousness of being prostitutes.”
Seeing how so many of these cases seem to turn out, I can’t help but wonder whether treating these young ladies as universally being virginal innocents victimised by lolicon, even when they obviously sought out many customers, in some cases for the purposes of extortion or swindling, isn’t part of the problem.
Sorry for not posting the link... Like I said, the site is not appropriate enough to link.A man took a pair of scissors and snipped off his own member after a falling out with his girlfriend. As he attempted to preserve it for posterity, doctors later managed to sew it back on.
After an argument with his girlfriend over her not moving in with him, he returned home and there cut off his manhood, apparently as he wished to be done with women entirely.
The man (37) was found bleeding on the floor, and was soon conveyed to hospital. Doctors, having discovered that, for some reason even he cannot explain, he had put his severed penis on ice, then managed to reattach the member. It is not clear whether the self-castrator will regain full use of the unwanted appendage, or indeed whether he is happy about still having it.
Police explain the failed eunuch’s situation: “He told us that apparently he did not need his penis since his girlfriend didn’t want to move in with him – after two broken marriages, he said he wanted to have nothing in common with women.”
Regarding his mysterious refrigeration of his lost manhood, police have this to say: “This was one wise thing that he did, if we can at all speak about wisdom in a situation like that.”
Via Heaven.
Russia actually has a long history of this sort of thing, thanks to the extensive activities of the Christian cult of the Skoptsy, whose members would cut off their genitals and breasts in order to rid themselves of temptation…
link
This is what happens when you replace the chap that checks attendance sheets once a month with an expensive and sophisticated computer system...
Αξιζει φιλε να πεθανεις για ενα ονειρο, κι ας ειναι η φωτια του να σε καψει.
http://grumpygreekguy.tumblr.com/
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
A word of unasked-for advice:
Newspapers and news sites don't necessarily host their stories forever. Things get moved, archived, etcetera. I know this because once a year I read back through the entire News of the Weird, just to savor how much awful goodness we've amassed in these hallowed halls.
Anyway, when you post nothing but a link and "hilarious!" it's 99% likely that the post will make no sense in a year or two. Do everyone a favor and pull out enough text or graphics to make the weirdness clear to someone who doesn't click the link.
This is not a command. This is a prophecy.
Bad fish cause "sexual pain"
Food poisoning typically causes nausea, vomiting, and similar symptoms. However, in a small North Carolina outbreak linked to fish consumption, six out of seven people reported sexual pain along with other more common symptoms of food poisoning, according to a report released Thursday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). [...]
Unlike other types of food poisoning, CFP can cause neurological symptoms, such as the reversal of hot and cold sensations, fatigue, and itching and tingling, in addition to typical gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, vomiting, cramps, and diarrhea. Sexual pain is generally not considered to be a symptom of CFP. [...]
Six out of seven people who were sexually active said they had painful intercourse as a symptom of CFP. Two men reported painful ejaculation, and four women described a burning sensation during and after intercourse.
This art is really crappy:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
So this bobcat walks into a bar ...
COTTONWOOD – A bobcat was on the loose inside an Arizona bar. The bobcat in the bar caused a panic Tuesday night in Cottonwood near Sedona. [...]
One patron tells 3TV, “I was sitting in the back and watched the bobcat run in.”
That bobcat caught patrons off guard, causing some to jump on pool tables and grab pool sticks before pulling their cell phone cameras out for pictures. Another patron explains, “My friend got down with his camera phone and the cat jumped up and hit him in the face.”
Kyle Hicks is now undergoing treatment for rabies. He tells 3TV the bobcat, “Scratched up my face and pretty good the back of my ears.”
Another patron had his leg scratched by the sick wild animal while trying to get out of its way.
ShamWOW guy arrested for beating up a prostitute:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
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