News of the Weird

[Hosakawa Tito]

For that special person in your life...anal bling bling!

[Hosakawa Tito]

Mom said there would be days like this.

[Gregoshi]

For that special person in your life...anal bling bling!

When being born with a silver spoon in your mouth just doesn't quite say it all...

[Banquo's Ghost]

Stern father leaves young man hacked off.

[Hooahguy]

Susan Boyle Reportedly Hospitalized

Following a tumultuous week in which some doubted whether she would even make it to Saturday night's finale due to the pressures of instant fame, "Britain's Got Talent" runner-up Susan Boyle was reportedly admitted to a mental-health clinic after suffering an "emotional breakdown."

[Hosakawa Tito]

You gotta be me.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Watch out where the penquins go, and don't you eat that yellow snow. Now I got that Zappa tune in my head.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Driving in Idaho: It's an experience.

According to police, the young man driving the Kia called dispatch to report he was being followed by a woman in a red GMC Sonoma pickup. He said the woman had cut him off, yelled obscenities at him, and was throwing coins and ranch dressing at his car. He tried to get away, but she continued to follow him.

The dispatcher told the man to drive to the parking lot of St. Alphonsus, which was nearby, to meet an officer. When he pulled into the parking lot, the driver of the pickup rammed the Kia at least three to four times, according to witnesses.

Police say the Kia was heavily damaged with numerous dents that appeared to be caused by coins thrown at the car, the rear bumper of the car was falling off, and the taillights were falling out. The Kia's sides and trunk also had spots of ranch dressing that had apparently been thrown by the driver of the pickup.

CR

[Marshal Murat]

New Zealand most peaceful country

Americans pining for a peaceful existence might consider moving to New Zealand, the most peaceful nation on Earth, according to the 2009 Global Peace Index released Tuesday by an Australian-based research group that counts former President Jimmy Carter, Ted Turner and the Dalai Lama among its endorsers.

I refuse to believe these results. Aussies are seriously suggesting Kiwis are...more peaceful? No self-respecting Aussie would do so, and hence these results are faulty.

[Vladimir]

On the flip side: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,1681333.story

[Gregoshi]

On the flip side: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,1681333.story

And the murderers will all flee to New Zealand. The Aussies aren't stupid.

[CountArach]

New Zealand most peaceful country

I refuse to believe these results. Aussies are seriously suggesting Kiwis are...more peaceful? No self-respecting Aussie would do so, and hence these results are faulty.

I dunno. Most Kiwis are pretty soft.

[naut]

I dunno. Most Kiwis are pretty soft.

Not to mention fluffy...

[Husar]

http://www.invadenewzealand.com/

[Vladimir]

http://www.invadenewzealand.com/

That gets Vladimir's award.

[Lemur]

Man arrested for buying drugs with slaughtered pig

Syracuse police say a 45-year-old man offered a slaughtered pig as partial payment for a bag of crack cocaine. [...] Police say Colon paid half a pig and $10 for a $50 bag of crack. Veliz told police the pig was for a celebration for a relative being released from jail.

While officers were arresting the suspects, someone took the pig.

[miotas]

http://www.invadenewzealand.com/

Pfft. If you're gunna go to all the trouble of an invasion you need a good reason

[Fragony]

We have a cricket-team? wtf? Anyways

HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5257...de_beste_.html

that got to hurt

[InsaneApache]

Aye well done the Netherlands.

It's the equivalent of Brazil losing to Andorra at footy. :)

[miotas]

Those crazy Brits have been buying some interesting lawnmowers

WTF?

[InsaneApache]

We have a cricket-team? wtf? Anyways

HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5257...de_beste_.html

that got to hurt

Just found this...

The ECB said the English squad reported feeling 'odd' before the game, after eating a basket of complimentary muffins sent by the Dutch side.

A spokesman added: "Once they'd been finished them, they ordered three dozen doughnuts and a load of bacon sandwiches.

"By the coin toss, half of them were discussing what an amazing colour James Foster's car was and the other half were still in the pavilion, pissing themselves laughing at a SpongeBob SquarePants DVD."

roflmfao. :o)

[CountArach]

Just found this...

Oh that's just a half-baked excuse.

[naut]

Oh that's just a half-baked excuse.

Hehehe.

[InsaneApache]

In other news David Blunkett has been attacked by a mad cow. No, not Harriden Harperson, a real dairy cow.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm

He wants to watch where he's going that bloke. :P

[Gregoshi]

"The best thing to do is to let the dog off the lead so it can run away because obviously a dog can run faster than you," she said.
"The next thing to do is to get quite quickly to the edge of the field, collect the dog and leave."

Great advice. All easily done by a blind person.

[Fragony]

riots in Israel

[rasoforos]

In other news David Blunkett has been attacked by a mad cow. No, not Harriden Harperson, a real dairy cow.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm

He wants to watch where he's going that bloke. :P

We should give cows voting rights. This brave cow is obviously more politicaly mature than your average voter.

[Hosakawa Tito]

The cow wasn't mad, just upset. Don't you Brits have to be careful tossing a term like "mad cow" about?

[InsaneApache]

What is the motto of the French navy?

Ba-bum-tish!

:o)

[Hooahguy]

What is the motto of the French navy?

Ba-bum-tish!

:o)

i dont get it :(

[KukriKhan]

i dont get it :(

Sounds like: "...'allo sailor".

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It's right up there with the old bar-pun:
"If you're American when you go to the men's room, and you're American when you come back... what are you when you're IN the Men's Room?"