ZOMBIES!!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Location: Some location with high walls and thick doors able to hold off zombies, far from population centers in a mountainous regions. Hopefully with a nice ski resort nearby.

Times: Modern.

Weapon(s): Barret M468 in 6.8mm caliber, or maybe just the FN SCAR in .223, since that ammo is much more plentiful.
A longsword and CZ-75 for up close and personal.

I think we have to remember fighting against zombies is not the same as normal infantry combat. Body shots (.50 BMG excluded) are not effective, so head shots are the way to go. And that means a light, accurate bullet - no point in 7.62 rounds when a .223 will make a head shot just as well and weighs less, so more ammo can be carried.

Music: Jesus is just Alright by the Doobie Brothers; Gimme Shelter by the Stones ; Ready, Steady, Go ; The Planets: Mars, Bringer of War.

Would you want to waste your entire clip on a few zombies? I think not.

I think anyone with a weapon that has a clip is doomed.

CR

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Time: Modern winter. Weapons get better, Zombies don't.

Location: A little house in Siberia. The zombies will simply all freeze, and I can go outside and shoot them in the head one by one. Of course, the house would be heated and stocked with food. A lot of food.

Weapons: Accuracy International AW, Barrett M82, Desert Eagle (big bullets), bricks. A lot of bricks and mortar. I could build a wall. If 99.95 of the human population were zombies, they obviously wouldn't be good for conversation or putting out new video games, so I'd take my girlfriend, unless she was a zombie, in which case I'd just build a wall. A man's gotta have something to do.

Music: Thriller, Master of Puppets, all the Lenny Kravitz I can steal from the now-zombified music store owners, and Eric Clapton.

[caravel]

Number one rule of zombies: A single shot to the brain kills it. This is why a single bullet from a rifle (even something as crappy as a .22) is better than an automatic weapon. Would you want to waste your entire clip on a few zombies? I think not.

It depends on the type of zombie, if it's the animated corpse type then the brain is non functional anyway and the creature can still attack while headless. The post nuclear mutant zombie might be more vulnerable to this. The safest method is to explode the creature into fragments.

And another thing... anyone who blares out music while fighting is destined to be the first to die. Wearing earphones dulls the senses, and using a megaphone or speaker attracts more unwanted company.

I disagree entirely. Playing the first verse of Black Lace's "Agadoo" has been known to cause zombie and zombie like creatures to spontaneously explode. The downside is that the attacker must wear ear mufflers when deploying otherwise they may become deranged.

In that case they would also survive normal explosives, a nuclear bomb isn't just about radiation, it's rather hot and has a big blast radius.

No, the zombies in the vicinity of the blasts would be destroyed but those only within the radius of the fallout would not as radiation would only seriously effect the living. I agree it would be effective at clearing your immediate region but it would also make the surrounding area uninhabitable for you and not for the zombies.

Hence my choice of the Barrett. Nothing minor about the size of it's perforations, plus the extreme range allows you to score headshot after headshot on the slow moving (and non-dodging) horde from a distance.

While the Barrett is an highly effective long rage sniper rifle, a head shot would be useless as the creature would continue headless. Also they would soon sight your position and move in for the kill.

But ranged weapons remove the entire cool factor from the zoombie slaughtering

The cool factor does usually not involve being overwhelmed and eaten alive. I must refer you to the typical classic zombie movie: The big guy with the swords/chainsaw/shotgun with 2 rounds/assault rifle with half a magazine that tells the others to go on while he holds them off... he usually clutches a granade and utters a last cliched line before the big bang. Do you still want to be the melee weapons "hero"?

[Crazed Rabbit]

While the Barrett is an highly effective long rage sniper rifle, a head shot would be useless as the creature would continue headless.

Sir, I know not of what beast you speak of, but I do know you are not talking of zombies! It is a well known scientific fact that zombies are neutralized when the head is removed or the brain destroyed.

CR

[Kagemusha]

place and time: good for zombie slaughter

weapons: Full plate armor and sniper rifle, couple 9mm pistols + a good polearm

song: What a wonderful World

[Rhyfelwyr]

Weapon: Flamethrower
Location: end of a narrow bridge...
Song: Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire

[RoadKill]

Location: The Thin Pass in Sparta (The place in the movie 300). Cuz their numbers don't count.

When: Anytime

Weapons: A sword and a a million javilin spears, to go Spartan on their zombie ass.

Song: Let the Bodies hit the Floor - By: Drowning Pool

YAHHHH!!!!!

[Justiciar]

Where: In ur bunkr, chewin on ur brainz!
When: Immediately post-infection.
Time Period: Time period? Who cares.. I'm hungry!
Weapons: Teeth, and hordes of like-minded corpses.
Song: Eat It! - Wierd Al

Heh.. yeah. Otherwise:

Where: Remote and abandoned Oil Platform.
When: After sealing all entry points.
Time Period: Present day.
Weapons: AK-47 (with lots and lots of ammo), a Cricket/Baseball Bat, and a Cavalry Sabre.
Song: Funeral of Queen Mary - Henry Purcell

Oh yus.

[TruePraetorian]

Where: In a giant spiked bulletproof gerbile ball. The food would be algae grown on the walls that I would lick off, the water would come from the condensation. I couldn't get sunburned because of the algae grease (its a super algae that grows at astonishingly high rates and would have protein and taste like steak).

When: All year baby, the super algae has very high insulation propertys in the winter months and in the summer keeps out the heat.

Weapon: The ball and other assorted primitive weapons made from hardened super algae. A bow string can be made also if you wet it and twist it for a day (holds the propertys of sinew)

Music: Put you on the game by The Game

[GeneralHankerchief]

When: Present day is fine.

Where: A nice shelter that's far underground, preferably packed with enough food, water, and video game systems (plus electricity) to last several decades. Oh, and beautiful women won't hurt either.

Weapon: Commands for the world's various nuclear arsenals would be nice.

Music: 1812 Overture.

"Serious" one to come.

[seireikhaan]

When: About four months from now.

Where: The island of Tristan da Cunha. Nice and isolated, plus, only a few hundred people.

Weapons: Flamethrower, with lots of napalm, and a katana for backup.

Music: Iron Man, by Black Sabbath.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Place - a wide open plain with a small mound in the centre for me to stand on. Maybe somewhere in Antarctica, after global warming has made it nice and warm. And all the zombies in the world have gathered.

Time - now

Weapon/s - A brilliant and absurd minigun with infinite ammo. Plus a chainsaw. With mini chainsaws attached on either side for pushing through crowds.

Music - I'm walking on Sunshine. I love singing along to that while committing carnage in games, why should real life be any different?

That would be a good larf.

[Fragony]

Weapon/s - A brilliant and absurd minigun with infinite ammo.

That's not very realistic

[Somebody Else]

Half-brick in a stocking. Who needs anything more?

And for music... Jingle Bells

When? Christmas - goes with the stocking and the jingle. Plus, I might get pressies!

*edit* Could substitute my mother's christmas pudding for the half-brick...

[Rodion Romanovich]

The cool factor does usually not involve being overwhelmed and eaten alive. I must refer you to the typical classic zombie movie: The big guy with the swords/chainsaw/shotgun with 2 rounds/assault rifle with half a magazine that tells the others to go on while he holds them off... he usually clutches a granade and utters a last cliched line before the big bang. Do you still want to be the melee weapons "hero"?

Grenade? Bah, that's cheating! As for telling the others to go, no way, it's no good splitting up too much when outnumbered.

[Papewaio]

Weapons:
The stock weapon from gears of war would be useful. Assualt rifle with a chainsaw bayonet.
Sidearm: Handflamer from 40k
Melee: Lightsaber or a silver handled stake (useful for Vampires and Werewolves).

Music:
Losing my Religion by REM

Time:
Would it matter?

[TevashSzat]

Time Modern Obviously

Place Small island in the middle of nowhere

Weapons Ah, where will I start? First, I have schools of zombie flesh eating piranahs around the island.

Then, An outer island ring that is rigged with mines and autotargetting turrets

The inner sea will actually be a highly flammable swamp like area that can be lit on fire if the above defences are breached.

100 foot tall electrified and reinforced wall is naturally there.

Followed by rigged explosives inside the wall.

I will be in a bunker whose door is one of those blast doors that can stand large bombs and stuff.

If you get past the door, you must get through a labrynth filled with various mines/traps/auto turrets

And then another maze containing I don't know, some flammable gas such as white phosphorus?

And finally, another I don't know 7 blast doors before the zombies finally reach me.

Overkill? I don't think so

[Mikeus Caesar]

That's not very realistic

It could be done. Just have a small bunker under my mound full of ammo, and some contraption that keeps feeding me the ammo. Then i just have to spin round and round, blasting into the undead hordes.

And then get my chainsaw and go die gloriously to the greatest music of all time.

[Csargo]

On top of a building with a high powered rifle with a scope and maybe a couple of pistols just in case

[Ayachuco]

Music: Iron Man, by Black Sabbath.

Oh, hell yeah! Except I would have a mental breakdown and start laughing, snickering, screaming, and shooting in time to the intro guitar riff.
"Has he lost his mind"...(yeah, I have)..."Vengeance from the grave kills the people he once saved"...(didn't know I was saving people)..."Nobody helps him now he has his revenge."...(That's right).

Location:
Anywhere I happen to be but since I don't have a cache of weapons laying around, I would have to assume I could go anywhere I want and have guns and ammo magically appear whenever I needed it. Personally I would like to go to the Bermudas since that's one of the few places you can wear knee-high socks and shorts. For impractical reasons and fun, I would go and commander a trailer and go cruising the country and do battle with the zombie horde of Democrats (Thanky Mr. Colbert and Sorry Beirut and BKS...I couldn't help myself).

Weapons:
I want something portable so I guess a carbine version of assault rifles and scoped rifles with the the butt end having two holes hollowed out so I can stuff more ammo and a fire starting kit. I don't know what to do about ammo but I hope I can go to Mexico and find those green ammo cases like in Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter. Short ranged?...hmmm...I'm just going to go with a TV or something I can find along the way like in Dead Rising or maybe a lead pipe in Condemned: Criminal Origins. Maybe some grenades and explosives wouldn't hurt either since I'm "TNT, I'm DYNAMITE"...(Man, I love that sound effect in Wolfenstein: ET).

Music:
Like I said, If I'm down to one last grenade I would like the chorus from TNT - AC/DC playing in the background cause "I'm TNT, I'm DYNAMITE (pull the pin)...(waiting for it)...TNT, Watch Me EXPLODE!!!" For the rest of my last time on the face of this planet I would like to listen to "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden and remember those fake plastics people.

Time Period:
I want it NOW!!! Right now!!! Or maybe tomorrow...I'm kinda tired.

[woad&fangs]

Location: Wisconsin, It's like Russia, but colder.

Time: Now's fine. I have an English Final in half an hour that I wouldn't mind being delayed.

Weapons: Marlin 30-30 lever action rifle with a 4x scope, Remington 870 pump action shotgun, and a melee weapon. All of which is conveniently in my house at the moment.

Music: Punk and Pop-Punk such as Green Day, Bowling for Soup, Bouncing Souls, Jettingham, Dropkick Murphy's, and occasionally switching to stuff like Gospel and "What a wonderful world" because it's fun to do that in BF2.

Other: I'd also start looking for a way to turn into a vampire(Gothic version, not Uberzombie style). I'd love to lead a vampire army into a post-apocalyptic battle against the zombie hordes.

[Hepcat]

Location: Mount Ngongotaha, because it's on my home turf and I'll have the high ground. My Japanese friend's parents run a restaurant up at the top too so I'd be able to eat there.

Time: Present day.

Weapons: Flamethrowers, MG42s and a lawn mower would be fun too (if anyone's seen Braindead they might understand).

Music: I really don't know. My usual random mix of music from all corners of the globe in all sorts of styles I guess.

[Caius]

Location: Mount Aconcagua
Time: Present day.

Weapons: Portatil Ion Cannon. Flamethrowers. Shotguns

Music: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor ; Forever Young - Alphaville; Big in Japan - Alphaville ; Chop Suey! System of a Down.

[Lord Winter]

Wisconsin, It's like Russia, but colder.

Sigged

[woad&fangs]

Sweet, I'm in the same signature as Churchill and Plato.

Also, It's just Woad, not Woad"s"

[Lord Winter]

Sweet, I'm in the same signature as Churchill and Plato.

Also, It's just Woad, not Woad"s"

fixed

[Decker]

Hmm... I like this thread:

Location: Alcatraz, Bay Area California, USA.
Lighthouse, decent housing and its an island so they can't really reach me. Also it's in a populated area, so Im in reach of food and other various entertainment stuff.

Time: Present Day

Weapons: The RPC- RPC M1B- In Action
An Ak-47 as my main (the more updated version whatever that is), a Coast Guard Boat, a small helicopter, my gf. Umm... and whatever else I can pick up at local gun stores and whatnot. A dog by likes of the one in I Am Legend.

Music- My Entire CD Collection and then some. Mostly listening to AC/DC Shot Down in Flames, Thunderstruck, Back in Black, TNT, Shoot to Thrill, etc...

[spmetla]

If you're serious about zombie defense/survival check out this forum:

http://zombiehunters.org/forum/

These guys will help you avoid the many mistakes of us "newbie" zombie killers such as packing katanas and wearing chainmail.

[ajaxfetish]

Hmmmm . . .

I'm thinking somewhere between 1 million and 4 million years ago, in the hopes that 99.5% of the people on Earth would add up to about 2 dozen or so zombies. That would be a little more manageable.

In that case I guess I'd be limited to animal bones and rocks lying on the ground for weapons. Ah well, comes with the territory.

Location would have to be Africa, Indonesia, China, or somewhere else people had gotten to by then.

Music in real life would be limited to whatever guttural noises my primitive lungs could produce. The soundtrack in my head, however, would include O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, Crawling by Linkin Park, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen, and You Know My Name by Chris Cornell (from Casino Royale).

Ajax

[Beefy187]

Top of great wall of china would be a great place for Zombie slaying.