Mortal Enemy?

**TruePraetorian** · 02-02-2008, 03:38

This is strange, and laughable

...

I was playing RTW online yesterday. After a good bout with a man (I was the Julii while he was the "dreaded" greek cities), he and I chatted for a while. Interestingly enough, he asked, not declared it or anything, if I wanted to be his Mortal Enemy. He then went on describing how it would be...

I don't know. The benifits, to my knowledge, of having a Mortal Enemy are someone to beat occasionaly in a personal way, someone to taunt; ya know the whole "Batman vs Joker" or "Spiderman vs The Green Goblin", or even the "Britteny Spears vs Reality" mortal enemy kind of thing. The downside is that I will have to be taunted, and have to deal with him threating my family, home, life, etc etc..

Any suggestions? It would help if you too have a mortal enemy, so you can speak from experience. It would also help if you were a Superhero, or Supervillian. Either one would be fine

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**LeftEyeNine** · 02-02-2008, 04:16

The guy has serious manhood problems. And I bet I can find handcuffs and whips in his bedroom.

I'd reject such offer with last words saying "I'm not gay".

Weird world.

**Beirut** · 02-02-2008, 05:06

Get married.

**Whacker** · 02-02-2008, 05:12

Originally Posted by Beirut

Get married.

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**Caius** · 02-02-2008, 05:14

Get another life, yours is messed.

**TruePraetorian** · 02-02-2008, 06:17

Originally Posted by Caius

Get another life, yours is messed.

Watch out, I might just take yours...

EDIT: Vote:Caius

**Zim** · 02-02-2008, 14:56

Ar you saying that getting married will put this issue into perspective (i.e. actually having sex would deprive the person asking the OP to be his mortal enemy of the desire to have one, by virtue of gaining a life), or that getting married provides you with a mortal enemy?

Maybe both?

Originally Posted by Beirut

Get married.

**Beirut** · 02-03-2008, 12:29

Originally Posted by Zim

Ar you saying that getting married will put this issue into perspective (i.e. actually having sex would deprive the person asking the OP to be his mortal enemy of the desire to have one, by virtue of gaining a life), or that getting married provides you with a mortal enemy?

Maybe both?

The latter.

**Zim** · 02-03-2008, 12:39

Interesting. Being married myself, I would have guessed "both".

Originally Posted by Beirut

The latter.

**Mooks** · 02-03-2008, 16:52

This reminds me of Starcraft, where there is this guy named CommunistWaffle. He beat me like 3 times in a row (I play diplo/ww1/ww2 games). The last time he beat me I swore revenge, now every game he goes in (we meet eachother quite often) a game I threaten his wells, food supply, livestock, shopping center. Basically a run-on joke telling him how much I hate him.