"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
Everyone knows you need a "pick-up line". My favorite from that era was "UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!". Preferably written on the rock you intend to knock her over the head with.
@Brennus can elucidate.
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"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
I will see your bullshit and raise you archaeological data.
Arguably the first overtly sexual images are the Venus figurines from the Upper Palaeolithic. These sculptures represent female bodies with overtly sexual features such as large buttocks, swollen breasts and engorged vulva:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ska_venusa.jpg
One the first artefacts to actually depict the act of sexual intercourse, however, are the Ain Sakhri Lovers from near Bethlehem, which dates from the Natufian Mesolithic:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ish_museum.jpg
Both of these examples pre-date the first written records by several millennia.
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Does a 'yo mama' joke count as humour?
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php...&id=1832#comic
"Who fights can lose, who doesn't fight has already lost."
- Pyrrhus of Epirus
"Durch diese hohle Gasse muss er kommen..."
- Leonidas of Sparta
"People called Romanes they go the House"
- Alaric the Visigoth
So, basically, just like the internet, rock art was for porn?
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).
tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!
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*Cough, cough* "Errr, is this thing working? Testing? testing? OK......"
Now returning this thread to it's originally intended purpose (Hint: Not sex or porn)
"Numidia Delenda Est!"
Brennus started it!
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There are indeed a lot of those updates
Experienced in 3D modelling or 2D artwork? The EBII team would love to hear from you: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...uitment-thread … Thanks for all the support!All Boii, Aedui, Arverni and Pritanoi strat map characters finished - nazgoolInteresting! This makes EB so good, every faction is unique.Developing ideas for a unique Pritanoi government system with V.T. Marvin - Brennus
Concepting Cisalpine Gauls. This time the Batroi swordsmen - BrennusReviewed/revised/replaced all tga files in the eventpics culture folders (over 1000 files were edited). No more Knights & Castles! - KullStrat map Captains for Bosporan kingdom finished - nazgoolA big thank you to sirtim for his province descriptions of Ilergetia and Lacetania. All Iberian provinces now have a description - BrennusWorking on Pergamese temple descriptions - paullusIt was the spy who would be special, right?Diplomat and assassin strat map characters for Takashila finished - Tux
According to Chinese linguist Haereticum over at TWC, EB is a huge hit in China. Very Cool! http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2238983139 - KullScotch, Metal, and Seleukid work. \m/ - abou
I do not follow this thread regularly. After these last few posts I am convinced that is a mistake... Subscribing immediately!
-Silentium... mandata captate; non vos turbatis; ordinem servate; bando sequute; memo demittat bandum et inimicos seque;
Parati!
-Adiuta...
-...DEUS!!!
Completed EB Campaigns on VH/M: ALL... now working for EBII!
Have to admire abou's approach to work - BrennusHooray!Saka General strap map character finished - nazgool
Pahlava Captain and Hayasdan General strat map characters finished - nazgoolThank you to CanOmer for all his recent work building new siege engines. - The EBII teamAfter all the problems the mod has endured over the past few years, its great to see so many old faces returning to lend a hand.'Jeremy' is about king Antiochus III Megas. It is known.Insane day at work and awful weather means more Scotch, The Sword, Pearl Jam, and Seleukid work. Let's rock. - abou
All these new government systems, I'm quite curious.Proposing an idea for the Celtiberian government tomorrow, hope it's not too ambitious. - Brennus
And abou's steady supply of scotch, it seemsThank you to everyone who has donated via the Europa Barbarorum website! It's thanks to you we keep our servers working and website running.
Parthian cataphract model almost complete: https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/80...90/23/niym.jpg … ~TuxThanks to Ulises and sirtim for plugging the holes in the Lusotannan descriptions, now the faction will float - BrennusNever enough shields.Back from retirement and making new shields - Gustave
Thanks to CanOmer for building a 1-Talent Lithobolos Palintones. That's heavy artillery for the Greek factions if you were wondering.
So how goes beta testing? Bugs getting squashed?
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
[hint]Do you know what would speed up the process more? Expanding the pool of testers.[/hint]
I do have to keep this up better.
Pontos strat map Captain added to the game - nazgoolWorking on a little surprise for the fans - Mithridates VI EupatorStrat map General/FM character finished for Pontos. Only three factions left - TuxSneaky Saka spy character finished - nazgoolIs this out yet?Going to be interviewed for the TotalWarCast. Let's hope I don't make an ass of myself. Prospects are not good. - abou
Nothing special, just tidying up Lusotannan descriptions. Thanks again to Ulises for helping with these - BrennusSaka assassin strat map character finished - nazgoolBig thanks to @DarrenTotalWar for the interview today and the extended coverage. Could have talked for another hour. Maybe next time? - abouFinished germanic factions portraits, some of them: https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/15...0/829/rlgy.jpg … ~TuxMuch progress being made by the Beta testers, an impressive amount of bugs have been fixed over the past few weeks - RAWROMNOMThanks to CanOmer for producing the Scorpion light artillery piece for the Romani. Look out Gaul - The EB TeamResearching the Insubres so I can finish off the description for Insubrabrog province in northern Italy - BrennusFinished indian faction portraits. ~Tux pic.twitter.com/9sgkYkwNfJCampaign map event prompts ("Your forces are attacked etc") customised for Aedui, Pritanoi, Lusotannan, Arverni, Arevaci and Boii - BrennusThe amount of work that is being done is just baffling.2,700 words later and we have an Isubrabrog province description - Brennus
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
I retract my former statement and now fully agree with Moros. Assuming Edward Snowden doesn't leak our current version.
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
What about our Insanity Division? Brennus doesn't get to wear his dresses enough these days.
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
I'm sporting a Montefortino helmet with pheasant feathers as I type.
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The current tradition dominating "professional" game design is to launch a new game while it is still in obviously an unfinished, barely playable state.
Y'all are doing yeoman's work on this here mod. But, to get your "professional" creds started, I think you should release it to the public now.
Pheasant feathers? Yes, madness indeed.
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