Mafia rules

[Caius]

Hello guys, I think this thread is good for remembering some good rules, like these ones:

Rule nº 1 : Sasaki is always guilty (Sasaki)

Rule nº 2 : Vote:Sasaki (Ichigo)

Which rules do you have?

[TruePraetorian]

Rule 3: No whining about losing, because if you were mafia you wouldnt be complaining
Rule 4: TruePraetorian will always win

[Beefy187]

Rule 5. Beefy is always innocent

[scottishranger]

6: Dont Trust Caius
7:Dont trust anyone.

[GeneralHankerchief]

8: When in doubt, fake some PMs.

[Sarathos]

Rule 9: Always trust the person you most suspect

Rule 10: Sarathos is never mafia

[scottishranger]

11: Claim real pms are fake, and fake pms are real. Then distract the town with a new lynch target.

Ah the fickle masses.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

12: Convince people that you are innocent, even if you are.

[CountArach]

8: When in doubt, fake some PMs.

13. Make sure said fake PMs are not made in a 5 minute time frame.

[TruePraetorian]

14. Find loop-holes in the rules and make the town angry

[pevergreen]

15. spam hosts inbox so detective cant send results in
16. pull a spartan
17. its always a trap

[Beefy187]

18. When you die but know who is guilty, spam suspecious smileys

[Killfr3nzy]

19. Kill off everyone you know personally, because if they're scum and fool you you'll never live it down. (pever...)

[LittleGrizzly]

20. Trust Husar, our local townie.

[Beefy187]

21. Sarathos is a lurker

[pevergreen]

corrections/questions:

18. reenk roink coined this?
21. everyone bar top ten posters is a lurker

[TinCow]

22. Half the town will get WoGed.

[gibsonsg91921]

23. Start a bandwagon vote against the guy who is obviously good for the town.

24. Pretend like you don't have time to pay attention when you're really just lurking scum.

[Pannonian]

23. Start a bandwagon vote against the guy who is obviously good for the town.

24. Pretend like you don't have time to pay attention when you're really just lurking scum.

24 is one of the more disliked ways of playing the game, and was the reason why WoGs were invented. If the mafia just lurked and allowed the town to kill themselves off, the game would stagnate and die. The skill and fun lies in being active and still winning.

[woad&fangs]

25. The game is Mafia, not mafia

26. If playing as the Mafia do not kill Kagemusha. His death is cursed.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

27. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" -- Vito Corleone

[Makanyane]

28. Paranoia is good - finally deciding to trust anyone is bad.....

[Kagemusha]

29. March divided, strike concentrated.

edit: Mak beat me, talking about trust.

[Myrddraal]

28. Paranoia is good - finally deciding to trust anyone is bad.....

For Truth.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Especially deciding to trust Sasaki

[Caius]

28. Paranoia is good - finally deciding to trust anyone is bad.....

Quoted for Truth, you see in me teh example.-

[Seamus Fermanagh]

29. March divided, strike concentrated.

Actually, I'd always thought of this rule as the ideal mafia strategy in Capo.

[Drisos]

30. Put Andres on ignore.

31. Lynch Sasaki. Just in case.

32. Drisos is usually confirmed innocent. Still, don't listen to him.

33. When you're winning the battle vs. town, there's no other way of losing your honour than cuddling up with the other families. Go for it.

[scottishranger]

Dont kill people who arent actually playing...

[Drisos]

lol, indeed. I was thinking of adding that one.

[TruePraetorian]

35. unvote a tie so you commit suicide. When you are dead, post fake PMs and get GH lynched, then do the same for Drisos, and watch as both townies vote each other and the only remaining mafioso does nothing but watch as he wins.

36. keep posts short

37. Look what number you are on before posting new rules

hey i guessed right on starting at 35