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    Default The EB Team Sucks.

    What kind of a game is this!?! The Romans in all the books I read wear that strips of metal thing around them as armour! So does RTW itself have them? Your so called historians didn't tell you? You haven't done your research, so much for having the best minds on this. What sort of historical accuracy is this! Hannibal after Cannae armed his veterans with Roman armour, what can this be but that armour. Everyone knows it's that armour that makes Roman soldiers who they are! Otherwise, they could be Gauls for all we know!

    EB Team should listen here and wake up. Your mod sucks!




















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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    You forgot to say April Fools. That's the basic premise of the day! Also, yay new LS thread?
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    Yeah yay new LS thread! Wow! this guy is really fun and cool and daring and all! LOLOLOLOLLLLL

    *acts as if he's never seen the post before*


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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    hey pezhetairoi-you suck, you reek, your too snobby, and you're stupid..... (flamer!)


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    Well, thanks... *preens*


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    Did you know Moses and Jesus used firearms to conquer the Romans?
    Yes, and were clad in LS also!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matinius Brutus
    Did you know Moses and Jesus used firearms to conquer the Romans?
    Yes, and were clad in LS also!
    And remember, guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do!
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    Your LS is no match for my MG
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    Nay, your MG has already given my LS its best shot (pun not intended), and sorry Metalstrm, but your MG phails.


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    That makes me a veeeryyy saaaad pandaaaa

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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    Don't worry, come, let's go to the Tavern and have a drink instead, in an environment free of LS and MGs.

    ...I hope.


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    It better be!!
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    Pezhetairoi, another one like this and the EB team are going to order your capture and beheading in the forum.

    Cheers.


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    ^ Hello fellow citizen. Any other guys from our Island over here?
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    Well, in the Asterix comics the romans wear LS and if that is not a reliable source i really don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
    What kind of a game is this!?! The Romans in all the books I read wear that strips of metal thing around them as armour! So does RTW itself have them? Your so called historians didn't tell you? You haven't done your research, so much for having the best minds on this. What sort of historical accuracy is this! Hannibal after Cannae armed his veterans with Roman armour, what can this be but that armour. Everyone knows it's that armour that makes Roman soldiers who they are! Otherwise, they could be Gauls for all we know!

    EB Team should listen here and wake up. Your mod sucks!




















    April Fools!


    This is fun. I was hoping to photoshop an LS onto a hysteros pezhetairos, but work was a bitch past few weeks and I never got down to it. Ah well. Maybe for May there will be one. XD

    You forgot to add that they all wore Red as well...
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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    Nah, they could wear psychedelic pink and lime green for all I care. It's the metal strips, man! That's the soul of being Roman. :D


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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    I don't think LS can stop a guy who can rip a .50 cal gun off the back of a jeep; and, is able to fire it while running full speed.


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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    Pshaw, being able to fire it while running fullspeed is nothing. Can he aim it while shooting? ;-)


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    Quote Originally Posted by russia almighty
    I don't think LS can stop a guy who can rip a .50 cal gun off the back of a jeep; and, is able to fire it while running full speed.
    Of course it can. It's Lorica Segmentata!
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    Default Re: The EB Team Sucks.

    I love this thread.
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