What's unconstitutional...

[Devastatin Dave]

List as many things you think is unconstitutional and you win a romantic weekend with me and a rubber chicken...

[Lemur]

• Spitting on the sidewalk
• Thinking about latex nipples
• Wife beating
• Dog beating
• Egg beating
• Saying rude things to the Vice President
• Mooning the commander in chief
• Mooning the Supreme Court
• Mooning the Senate
• (Showing your cheeks and browneye to Congress, however, is perfectly Constitutional)
• Reading Archie Comics after age five
• Convincing her that this is a game "all brothers and sisters play"
• Discharging a firearm at the moment of orgasm
• Investing your inheritance in corn futures
• Buying a Pontiac Aztek of your own free will
• Forming an army with the intent of overthrowing the federal government
• Contriving to reverse the Louisiana Purchase
• Making Scientology the State Religion and appointing Tom Cruise the Secretary of Thetans
• Promulgating any law that changes the value of Pi
• Anything involving silly walks
• Harvesting your fellow citizens for food, even if you call it "Soylent Green"
• Naming ferret legging as "the uniquely American sport"
• Dancing to the disco classic "Hot Stuff"
• Lederhosen
• Wienerschnitzel
• Schadenfreude
• Lebensraum
• Farfegnugen
• Weltanschung
• Emo eyeliner

[Ronin]

List as many things you think is unconstitutional and you win a romantic weekend with me and a rubber chicken...

I give...I´m prepared to accept as unconstitutional any thing Strike For The South wants....just make it stop!!!!

[CountArach]

Making threads about the unconstitutionality of various things is unconstitutional.

[KarlXII]

Texas.

[Devastatin Dave]

So far Lemurs in the lead, buck up fellas, a world of deviant excess awaits you, me, and my rubber chicken...

[Csargo]

Everything apparently.

[Gregoshi]

A rubber chicken Dave? I'm glad to see you are into safe sex.

[Incongruous]

American accents, I mean did the revolutionary leaders even have them? If not they should be made illegal.