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    Villiage Idiot Member antisocialmunky's Avatar
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    I was bored so I made a demotivator for EB as EB is really deserving of a large collection of demotivators.



    If anyone has any funny screenshots that they want to make into demotivators, go here:
    http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

    And post it in this thread.
    Last edited by antisocialmunky; 06-16-2009 at 14:50.
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    thats a gd idea =D




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    Last edited by The Persian Cataphract; 06-19-2009 at 23:04.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract View Post
    LOLLLLLLLL

    That's really funny.

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    Come on guys, I know you can post more :).
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    Last edited by gamegeek2; 06-18-2009 at 19:43.
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    Here's a not so good one.
    "Debating with someone on the Internet is like mudwrestling with a pig. You get filthy and the pig loves it"
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    i think it's good! XD

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    Krusader, I like it actually!

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    Oh, how long I have spent looking at that drawing.


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    "prost" everybody!!

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    LOL!! I love that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartaros View Post

    "prost" everybody!!
    Priceless. Pity though there is text in the picture.




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    haahhaahah!!! long live to this thread!!! XD

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    Nightmare of a Greek General....



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    Go on guys, you make my day!

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    Old Joke
    Last edited by antisocialmunky; 06-20-2009 at 13:31.
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    Never gets old.
    Quote Originally Posted by NickTheGreek View Post
    "Dahae always ride single file to hid their numbers, these tracks are side by side. And these arrow wounds, too accurate for Dahae, only Pahlavi Zradha Shivatir are so precise..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartaros View Post
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    x whatever number of demotivationals.

    @gamegeek: nice cavalry charge picture. reminds me of this (told from the AI perspective):

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    oh, I just made another one:

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    Last edited by Ibrahim; 06-20-2009 at 19:21.
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    The Arabic is barely legible (well, to me, a Westerner who's just learning)...but thx



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    Quote Originally Posted by gamegeek2 View Post
    The Arabic is barely legible (well, to me, a Westerner who's just learning)...but thx

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    I don't see the Arabic...
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    In that case, that smiley face is illegible.
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    no, I mean in your poster
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    haha the routing one is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamegeek2 View Post
    no, I mean in your poster
    oh! that is because I used paint.

    it just says over the man "mayyit", and over a distant horse "farasuhu", respectively "dead", and "his horse".
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    Oh, I recognize the words, no need to give translations...

    arrajul wa farasuhu mayitani

    Ibrahim, can you translate "crown prince" for me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamegeek2 View Post
    Oh, I recognize the words, no need to give translations...

    arrajulu wa farasuhu mayyitani

    Ibrahim, can you translate "crown prince" for me?
    sure:

    waliyyu ul-3ahdi (it literally means takeoverer* of the trust/promise).

    you're arabic is good-but you left out a y though in the transliteration (and the inflection for rajul)

    *the best I can do. its tough to nail it right.

    on topic: any more demotivationals?
    Last edited by Ibrahim; 06-21-2009 at 05:52.
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    why the double y in the transliteration? and yes, i did leave out the inflection (used to writing arabic in arabic).





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