Futurama Dramarama Mafiarama! (Ramarama) [Concluded]

[pevergreen]

If our detective is so good he gets it wrong, why then ATPG must be guilty!

[Tratorix]

Voting Closed.

[Beskar]

Woot, it ended.

[Askthepizzaguy]

*FLASH*

What you just saw was not a round of mafia. There was no alien, and the flash of light you saw in the sky wasn't a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. You did not vote, you did not even read other people's votes. You spent the day whittling Star Wars figurines out of wood, and painting them in all the wrong colors. Darth Vader does not, for example, wear pink robes. But the point is, you're very happy with your wooden figurine hobby, and you never question that fact. You will return to your lives, people. There's nothing to see here.

[Death is yonder]

Vote:Death is yonder He is probably that Robot who makes signs endlessly.....but we well see... *goes back to animal-like innocence*

Vote:Whiteeyes

Day 6

[Tratorix]

Despite the optimism that had started the day, it had quickly devolved into a shouting match. Delivery Class Phillip J. Fry (Beskar) had accused the young orphan robot Tinny Tim (YLC) of working for the robot mafia. Tim had quickly responded to these allegations by claiming that Fry was an idiot and was being illogical. This went on for quite some time as the votes were tallied. Tinny Tim had originally voted for Fry, but despondently changed his vote to himself as the day wound on.
“Scruffy concludes that the tiny robot be’s guilty.”
“The Host told me of his guilt! All hail the Almighty Tratorix!”
“My detectiveish brilliosity tells me that we have are culprit.”
“Very well, chaps. If you are so convinced of my guilt, I suppose I’ll have to turn myself in.”
Zapp quickly stepped forward to carry out the sentence, only to stop dead in his tracks as Tinny Tim pressed a button on his crutch, turning it into a plasma rifle. “Sorry about this gents, but since you killed off my partner Zoidberg, I’m going to have to finish this off the mission in a rather messy way.” He levelled his rifle and prepared to fire. But then Fry used his host given superpowers to hit him with a lightning bolt. Then he flew up into the air and did a victory lap. Then he got a medal and a race car and he was declared emporer of the moon and...

“Fry” Leela interrupted “This story makes no sense. How did you know who the final mafia member was? Why did you suddenly gain superpowers? And most importantly, why were you going by the name Beskar? That’s not a very cool nickname.”
“Yeah, and why was I killed off in the middle” Bender glared at Fry angrily.
“I dunno, that’s just how it happened” Fry shrugged.
“Whatever, this is boring, lets go steal some watches!”
“YEAH!”
This has been Futurama Mafia, the mafia game that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.

Townie Victory!

Minor Victory goes to all townies and shinseikhaan, who completed his secondary objective.

Major Victory goes to:
Pevergreen
White Eyes
Death is Yonder
Splitpersonality
Captain Blackadder

No victory goes to YLC, who didn’t complete either objective. Sorry, better luck next time. Lord Winter also gets no victory, for getting Wogged.

Role Info:
Beskar (Phillip J. Fry)
Power: Could roleblock one player each night. Would not, as he claimed, see their guilt or innocence.
Secondary objective: Lodge a retaliation vote every time someone votes for you.

Diana Abnoba (Turanga Leela)
Power: Could night kill one person during the game.
Secondary objective: Use your ability on a mafia member.

AVSM (Bender “Bending” Rodriguez)
Power: Could investigate one person each night.
SO: Survive the game.

Hermes Conrad (Splitpersonality):
Power: Could watch to see if someone was active during the night phase.
SO: Keep a running tally every time you vote.

Professor Farnsworth (Khazaar)
Power: Could post a message during the day write up.
SO: Get Ogden Wernstrom lynched or killed.

Amy Wong (Captain Blackadder)
Power: Didn’t have one. Sorry.
SO: Use at least one made up word in every post.

Zapp Brannigan (pevergreen)
Power: Could investigate one person each night. A coin would be flipped to determine his result, heads innocent, tails guilty.
SO: Don’t get lynched.

Malfunctioning Eddie (athoeotes)
Power: Could survive a night kill.
SO: Get yourself lynched.

Nibbler (White eyes)
Power: Could protect one person each night phase.
SO: Successfully protect once.

Dr. Ogden Wernstrom (Lord Winter)
Power: Could anonymously send messages to other players.
SO: Get professor Farnsworth lynched or killed.

Scruffy (DIY)
Power: Could survive being lynched once.
SO: Post no more than twice each day phase. Posts with just a vote wouldn’t count. Later changed to posts with just a vote and/or smilies wouldn’t count because it amused me.

Calculon (CDF)
Power: Could switch one vote each day phase.
SO: Come in second in voting twice.

ATPG (Robot Devil)
Power: Could give a player the ability to protect or kill for one night. They would drop dead after using this ability.

Dr. Zoidberg (mafia) (Shinseikhaan)
Power: One kill each night.
SO: Don’t vote for someone unless they already have a vote on them.

Tinny Tim (YLC)
Power: One kill each night. Upped to two with shinseikhaans death.
SO: Lodge a tiebreaking vote.

Thanks for playing everyone! This was definitely an interesting experience and I don't think it went all too badly. It definitely taught me I'll have to be a lot more organized for the large game I plan on hosting.

[atheotes]

yay... a townie victory. good game everyone. I did not realize everyone had powers. that must have been a lot of work. well done Tratorix.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

well, it was a fun game guys! I just wish my master plan had succeeded..... I WAS SOOOOO CLOSE!!!!! all I needed was one more vote during round 3 or four and I would have been second in 2 rounds of voting...... apparently ties don't count..... It was still fun purposely trying to get almost lynched!

[A Very Super Market]

Hah, I knew it. pever was the worst cop ever.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well played gentlemen and lady.

Now, if you'll just re-assemble me I'll rejoin you in the land of the living, and... we'll make a deal.

For those of you who are curious, this is the 'deal' I sent to several people to fulfill my SO.

Deal between the undersigned Robot Devil and Potential Soul-

1. The party of the first party will claim your EVERLASTING SOUL or equivalent mortal servitude for a period of no less than the REST OF YOUR LIFE and no more than ALL ETERNITY. Fortunately the former period should not be very long.

2. In exchange for this, the party of the second party will receive the vote of the ROBOT DEVIL to be used upon whatever candidate the second party desires. Also, the ROBOT DEVIL will use his DIVINELY SUPREMELY EVIL powers to grant you the ability to kill or protect this evening.

If you agree to the above contract you must return it signed and send it to the ALMIGHTY TRATORIX or face the wrath of the FALLEN ONE.

Sincerely yours with buttons and bows,
THE ROBOT DEVIL.

The deal was so awful I doubted anyone would take it. However, I had hoped to offer it to a mafioso and grant them the ability to protect, and hope they would overlook the bad part, which I tried to glaze over just a little bit.

I offered it to YLC, and shortly thereafter I was murdered by him, or so he says. I was hoping I would become a target as well, and in so doing, allow someone with a more useful ability to survive.

When your ability is actually detrimental, that's about all you can do I suppose. I still got to roleplay and have fun, and someone very nearly did accept the proposal. Until the host insisted I clarify the deal part where they DIE.

Lousy better business bureau.

[pevergreen]

Captain Zapp Brannigan

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Role Description:

Ability: A Brilliant Mind: You have a mind honed from years of study and experience. Pm me the name of the player you want to investigate during the night phase to determine their guilt or innocence.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: It’s Mostly Kif’s Fault: Don’t get lynched (and therefore blamed) for this mess.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

AVSM

You follow AVSM to his quarters that night and poke around a bit after he's asleep. You find several bottles of open liquor and a lockpicking kit. This unscrupulous character is obviously GUILTY!

Yeah, cause I'm really meant to know that its a 50/50 chance.

edit: ITS pevergreen DAMMIT!

[A Very Super Market]

I wasn't insulting you, I was just stating a fact. :P

[pevergreen]

You gots to understand how it looked...

You claim detective, give no real evidence, I'm against you, you claim to have found me innocent.

Plus you were bender...

And the Zapper always make you come crawling back. You can never let your opponent see your pieces in the game of chess, remember that.

[Splitpersonality]

Hooray! Major victory for keeping a tally! XD

Good game guys!

Hermes Conrad

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Role Description: You were enjoying a reception with your friends on board the Titanic II as part of a generous settlement on behalf of the cruise line after you all nearly died on the first Titanic. Then, some inconsiderate thugs decided to ruin everything. Without even filing for a permit! Time to teach them a lesson.

Ability: Ability: Nothing Out of Place: You may watch to see if a person was active during the night phase. Pm me with the name of the person you would like to observe.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Bureaucrat: Keep a running tally every time you vote.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

Oh god! I completely missed the fact I had an ability, god I'm so dumb.... *Head desk*

[A Very Super Market]

You didn't give evidence either. :P

Ah well, life is good in robot hell. Especially if you usurp the devil. He-he-he.

[Khazaar]

Not that it matters, but in my first and only message the bingonumbers gave Lord Winters name to be lynched. I guess I smelled it, not that it helped me a lot. Still don´t understand how the bandwaggon on me got going...

[Tratorix]

The deal was so awful I doubted anyone would take it. However, I had hoped to offer it to a mafioso and grant them the ability to protect, and hope they would overlook the bad part, which I tried to glaze over just a little bit.

Wasn't a very good deal, but can you really expect the devil to make a deal that's even remotely fair? My thoughts were that it might get some use later on in the game, when the ability to kill or protect would be game changing, rather than just a neat trick.

[atheotes]

Malfunctioning Eddie

I’m malfunctioning so badly, I’m practically giving these cars away!

Role Description: A wealthy robot Earthican car saleman, you've decided to come on this trip as a last hurrah before you finally go to that big scrap heap in the sky. And know you can't even enjoy it! The nerve of some people.

Ability: Broken Down: You may survive one night kill. It's amazing what you can survive when you're already falling apart.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Crosswired: Get yourself lynched before the end of the game.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

in my last hurrah i helped the town by getting the mafia to waste a kill on me...

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Calculon

Calculon

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Role Description: As the worlds greatest actor, you, Calculon, were basically begged to come on this voyage. Then this mess happens! Do these people know how rich and talented you are?

Ability: Acting Talent!: You may convince one player to switch votes each day phase. Pm me with whose vote you want to switch and who you want to switch it to before the day phase ends. You cannot make someone vote for them self.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.


Secondary Objective: Celebrity: Come second in votes at the end of the round at least twice.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

I wasn't actually A joker role, just knew that by claiming a joker role I would NOT get lynched. and also would attract enough votes to get 2nd place.

[Beskar]

Oh by the way. You know the last write-up when it spoke of a guy hiding in a Cardboard box? That was me. Though admittedly, YLC did convince me there was another Mafia still alive, with his argument so I wasn't expecting the Town Victory.

Phillip J. Fry

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Role Description: You are delivery boy first class Phillip J. Fry. You were enjoying a reception with your friends on board the Titanic II as part of a generous settlement on behalf of the cruise line after you all nearly died on the first Titanic. Hooray! Unfortunately, some no-goodniks in the employ of the robot mafia have crashed the party and are trying to take the ship for themselves. Boo! So, it's up to you and the other passengers to find these ruffians and bring them to justice.

Ability: Role Blocker: You are determined to find the identity of these criminals, so you can choose one person to tag along with and observe each night phase. Unfortunately, this has the side effect of making whatever action they were attempting fail. Oops.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: No I’m… Doesn’t! : Lodge a retaliation vote on anyone who votes for you.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

[Beskar]

My favourite Night Result pm was this one, especially as I role-blocked Atheotos, not ATPG.

ATPG didn't try anything funny last night. You made sure to watch him closely. He went for a walk, got a pitchfork stabbed through him and was turned into an ironic statue. But he didn't use an ability. No sir.

This was the YLC one.

You hole up outside YLC’s room for the night to make sure he’s not up to no good. Concealed by your masterful camouflage (a cardboard box) you make sure he doesn’t come through the door all night. Role Block Successful.

Just for the note, Fry doesn't use big debates or logic.

[Splitpersonality]

Solid snaking it eh Beskar?

[A Very Super Market]

Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Role Description: You were enjoying a reception with your friends on board the Titanic II as part of a generous settlement on behalf of the cruise line after you all nearly died on the first Titanic. Unfortunately, someone decided to shoot up the joint, before you even had the chance to steal anything valuable. It's time to take these chumps down.

Ability: Career Criminal: You've been a small time( and occasionally big time) crook for a long time. So you've developed a talent for discreet observation. Pm me with the name of the person you would like to investigate each night. You will be given their character name and whether they are guilty or innocent.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: I’m the Greatest!: Survive to the end of the game.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

I didn't roleplay very well.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Congratulations, everyone. Another W for town... keep it up. We need a few more to catch up to team mafia.

[Diana Abnoba]

YEAH!!! Town Victory! Congrats everyone. Good game Tratorix, thanks for hosting!
I was just upset I got killed off before I could use my ability.
I didn't even think that there could have been 2 detectives, in a small game. Well guess I'm still learning all the possible roles that could be in a game. Live and learn. It was still a fun game. Thanks again everyone.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I want to give a big THANK YOU to Tratorix for hosting the game. I enjoyed my quirky character and I do love to roleplay.

Win or not, as long as I get to do something a little different from the typical routine, I'm interested. I enjoyed the Futurama references a lot, and I look forward to more from you.

[White_eyes:D]

Loved the game.... WOW....that was close....my role PM...

Nibbler

Alas, our kitten-class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs. The universe is doomed, doomed!

Role Description: A member of the ancient Nibblonian race, you have been accompanying the Planet Express crew for years in the guise of a simple animal. You can use this to your advantage in finding the culprits.

Ability: Unassuming: You are not easily noticed. This will allow you to follow one person each night and make sure they don't come to harm. Pm me the name of the person you would like to protect in the night phase. You cannot protect yourself.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Tiny Protector: Successfully protect at least once.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

And guess who I revealed to.....that's right YLC..... here was the last PM between me and him...

I am NIBBLER.....if you watch the show....I am doing something risky....since this is scummy and can get me lynched or killed if your Mafia......Should I tell you my victory conditions? I can Protect people.. I tried protecting ATPG(night one) and You last night....

Eh, don't bother with my protection - I'm immune to night kills, so even if your mafia, your going to have to be creative about killing me. Find someone else where your ability will do some good.

That hurts....I was only randomly protecting people....you know my track record at protecting people...(It's bad) I will protect AVSM, since he is claiming to be an investigator....

Good, hopefully the mafia will waste a kill on him - however, I suspect they will leave him alone in an attempt to defame him. People have gotten antsy about professed investigators lately.

Would they really chance it???

It's been done before, but only so long as the mafia are able to influence it - watch out for those that might start trying to get the investigator to investigate this or that, and who try to hide behind it.

He who would keep you from knowledge deems himself your master.

Hey....if your Mafia/SK my fate is sealed......but thanks......maybe get lucky and stop a kill attempt tonight

It's a good thing he didn't kill me after night one and two.... pevergreen.....you owe me a drink

[pevergreen]

Well guess I'm still learning all the possible roles that could be in a game.

You never learn all the roles. New ones come in every game.

Just wait until the Riftwar game...I cry myself to sleep thinking about it...

[Death is yonder]

Scruffy
I’m Scruffy, The Janitor.

Role Description: You're Scruffy, the Janitor.

Ability: Man of Mystery: Nullify all votes against you. One use.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Man of few words: Make less than 2 posts per round. This includes day and night phase. Posts with just a vote or unvote do not count towards this as long as they contain nothing else.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

Was hoping my smileys posts and generally lack of ability to defend self without others using the same words would leave me to last round, which I guessed which was what my ability was for, generally pulling a win out of the hat when a mafia has convinced a townie to vote for me, then poof! 1V2 wins.

Ahh, I almost accepted Pizza's bargain , he found it highly suspicious
I was thinking, hey! Free powers!

Didn't see the "Fortunately the former period should not be very long."

Smiley spam was fun

[Beskar]

Not fair that I didn't get a major victory. :p