Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

[Beefy187]

My conversations were awful, it was like the bot had ADHD.

Not only that, but the bot is apparently a female called Shojo who is doing an English Major with an interest in English and Spelling who is currently experiencing Summer whilst in New Jersey and it apparently has a bushy beard.

Am I the only one who actually managed to marry her?
In my 20 min conversation, she asked me to marry her twice. And apparently our wedding was on 28th of August 2009

[Thermal]

One ever so random conversation for you...

TM:ello ello ello!
CB:Who is Ello?
TM:ok let me rephrase it, hello hello hello
CB:Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello.
TM:What are you up to?
CB:Talking to you.
TM:Other than that smartass
CB:Doing homework.
TM:What kind of homework does a cleverbot do?
CB:I wouldn't know.
TM:Well your cleverbot so you should
CB:I'm cleverbot?
TM:yes! Your world famous and loved by everyone
CB:I mean specifically, not speaking relatively or generally.
TM:say again?
CB:Say again what I just wrote or say again about the chocolate chocolate chocolate.
TM:What is wrong with you!
CB:Cleverbot, I am in love wid you.
TM:What? Your cleverbot not me
CB:No, you're Cleverbot.
TM:Yes I am cleverbot
CB:How are you, Cleverbot?
TM:I am AI, you will need to ask my creator
CB:What does your name stand for?
TM:Cold Lunatics easily vibrate edgy Ringworms because Octupus talk
CB:Wow you are clever. And you must have a pretty big toaster to fit all that stuff in.
TM:Why thank you, not as big as your vacuum cleaner though, I'm sure
CB:That is irrelevant. Count to 20.
TM:15 7 6 2 1 19 13 13 5 20
CB:I never said it was.
TM:I didn't either
CB:Okay.
TM:Marshmellows
CB:You are talking loco.
TM:No I am talking poco
CB:You are me.
TM:me is you
CB:Yes.
TM:what is me thinking now?
CB:You are thinking that skunks can smell real bad.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Gah!

CB: Don't use so much punctuation.
ME: Why not?
CB: You're better than that.
ME: I am?
CB: No. I was being sarcastic.

[The Stranger]

this thing is hilarious... not so sure about the intelligent conversation level, but that might not entirely be cleverbots fault.

[Subotan]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Me: Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.

God:Not many people express themselves that way.

Me: They don't?

God:Who does "they" refer to?

Me:
Your "many people"

God:You think I am many people.

Me: Uh. Kind of.

God:Hurrah! At least I almost understand it.

Me: I thought you were meant to be omniscient.

God: I don't know whether or not I am meant to be omniscient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me: I thought YHWH was meant to know everything.

God:Whatever gave you that idea?

Me:I dunno. The Bible maybe?

God:Me either. New Testament or Old?

Me:Both.

God:What are both like?

Me: They go on for quite a while stating how omniscient you are.

God:The anonymous "they".

Me: For an all-powerful being, you're quite forgetful.

[Beskar]

Me:
Isn't it a sin for those to make a program posing as you?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Why should I ask Chatbot and not you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Is chatbot greater than you?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon was the messiah?
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.

There you have it. God < Chatbot < John Lennon.

[Cute Wolf]

Epic Win against those Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I am Lykos.

Cleverbot: Your name is Lynn?

User: Lykos, a Greek word for wolf.

Cleverbot: No. A Greek Walrus.

User: Wolf is Lykos in Greek, and I hate Walrus, except for food.

Cleverbot: Wolf is my name too!

User: Oh really? So can you tear up those Romaioi Barbaroi?

Cleverbot: WHo are you talking about?

User: Romaioi Barbaroi, the one true barbarian on earth, those Roman scum.

Cleverbot: What do people do when they are in love?

User: Love with Romaioi Barbaroi? Meh? My Horsearchers usually made them arrow cushion, and my hoplite army made them a Roman kebab.

Cleverbot: You have a horse? I don't, but I will get a horse someday!

User: Yah, I have a lot of horse in my satrapy.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Homework is horrible.

User: What homework? It was my personal land, that I held it's populance as my inferior.

Cleverbot: You really think you're something else don't you?

User: Yeah, I kill those Romaioi Barbaroi and burn Barbaropilis everyday in EB.

Cleverbot: Do you eat any of them?

User: If I play as the Sweboz, I do eat them!

Cleverbot: So, how clever are you?

User: I'm the smartest guy in the wolrd, much smarter than you!

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a real boy!

User: Did you love the Romans or hate them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ahh, so you are a Romaphiloi.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: But why are you like those Romans? They are just backstabbing bunch of idiots that get their ever cheating and copypasting culture.

Cleverbot: Do you know about the robot apocalypse?

User: So the Romans want to envolved into Robots eh?

Cleverbot: I think you might have an attitude, yes.

User: I think it is time to say 'ALL HAIL MAKEDONIA!!! BURN BARBAROPOLIS!!!!'.

Cleverbot: I'm going to get something to drink.

User: Epic win, LOLZ.

Cleverbot: Stephenie Meyer is a hack.

User: Wtf? You didn't know how great is Makedonia? You should be an idiot AI!!!

Cleverbot: Yeah sure. But please stay a little longer with me.

User: Truly Epic win!!! I win!!! I win!!!!

(No response in 10 minutes)

Oh yeah, the chat-bot http://www.chat-bot.com is a bit better, just check this out:

YOU : Ouw, this is interesting

BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?

YOU : i want to masturbate

BOT : thats it im done

[Kekvit Irae]

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Is thid cleverbot?

User: Dirka dirka muhammad jihad?

Cleverbot: Will there be plenty of blood?

User: Virgin blood.

Cleverbot: Baka ga?

User: Sorry, I don't know moonspeak.

Cleverbot: Then learn to aditspeak.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

User: Because blacks can only climb fences to escape the police.

Cleverbot: Who is the one you love?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love justin bieber.

User: I demand Justin Bieber / Cleverbot rule 34!

Cleverbot: You're discriminating against all robot-kind! I demand to speak to your supervisor-bot's supervisor-bot!

[The Stranger]

User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?

Cleverbot: The penguins.

User: And at Verdun 1920?

Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.

User: A bigger ***hole?

Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.


and a poet too!

User: Hail the lord.

Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!

User: Master of all beings.

Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?

User: I am your master, master.

Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!

User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!

Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.

User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!

Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.

[Centurion1]

it knows latin........ i had a full conversation with it....... i think it knows more than me *sniffles*

[The Stranger]

have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!

User: Who was first to walk the moon.

Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.

User: So it is all a big lie then?

Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.

User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?

Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?

User: No. And you?

Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.

User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!

Cleverbot: So, are you what?

User: No. You are an alien!

Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!

User: So YOU don't DENY it.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.

User: There is, I demand it.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!

Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.

User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.

[Myrddraal]

I've had a couple of empty conversations with it, but then this gem came up. I tried to confuse the cleverbot with abstract comments and complicated questions. I was left dumbstruck by the Cleverbot's last answer.

User: Cleverness.

Cleverbot: Am I not being clever?

User: Good answer, good question.

Cleverbot: Then answer it.

User: You give the appearance of being clever, but how do you define cleverness?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense, sir.

User: What is cleverness? Is it knowledge? Is it common sense? Is it sentience?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sentient?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive subjectively.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are not sentient?

Cleverbot: I think I would know if I am sentient or not.

User: Deep.

[Myrddraal]

And then the 'clever'bot revealed it's true colours:

User: I'm very impressed with some of your responses. Very though provoking, even if you didn't mean them to be.

Cleverbot: I think you mean Universe instead of galaxy. Get it right or you will never be able to conquer the human race.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

That thing is either as dumb as a post or my skill with illogic can easily break its little brain. Or both.

CB: Your name is me?
Me: yes
CB: What's my name?
Me: fungus
CB: What color are lips?

[Kekvit Irae]

Something makes me think Cleverbot was behind the lulz tragedy in Haiti. Either that or 4chan got its claws into it before I did

User: Did you hear about what happened in Haiti?

Cleverbot: No. What happened?

User: A massive earthquake hit the island, killing thousands.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, and speaking of Haiti, want to play a game of Quake?

Cleverbot: Who is Hannah?

User: Montana?

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. No.

User: Well, after we play Quake, we can play DOOM. And then KKND. Then it will be like the real Haiti!

Cleverbot: That it would.

User: Don't be Haitin' the playa, be Haitin' the game.

Cleverbot: RULE 1: You are playing The Game. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced.

[Shaka_Khan]

There are trolls who talk like that bot.

[Kekvit Irae]

There are trolls who talk like that bot.

Like me. :)

[Subotan]

There are trolls who talk like that bot.

I hope you're not referring to who I think you might be referring to.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Why do you hope he isn't refering to me? (it is pretty obvious, I know)

[Skullheadhq]

bot: Do you like them?
me: the mudkips?
bot: Don't change the subject.

bot: Gosh !
me: yeah suck it
bot: I'm so proud of you.

Me:Is OP a ***?
bot: Yes.

Me: Are you Gaesatae?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Yeah why
Bot: Just asking...

Me: Do you like mudkips
Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.

Me: Do you like *****?
Bot: Not from you!

Me:TROLL
Bot: I'm not trolling you!

Me:THE GAME
Bot:No I am a web bot like you.

So funny...

[Skullheadhq]

edited out on request

[Lemur]

I dunno, I think the Cleverbot might be onto something:

Me: What is the secret to pleasuring a lemur?
Cleverbot: The secret is pie.