Beefdom will rise once more [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

1. Yes. everything townie can do, traitor can do the same.
2. Same as above. Otherwise, townie will easily have a winning strategy.

[Beskar]

Stefan vi Britannia; Order of Albion

[Beefy187]

Okey doke. Lets get this started.
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Current Progress

decided the two mafias
Sent pms up to Beskar
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[Double A]

When I get access to Paint/Paintbrush again, I'll make a flag.

[Beefy187]

Night 0 summery

Old man, Yu chang is the host of the Noble Council.
Normally he is just an old man, lurking in the palace, but when there is no Consulate he becomes the boss.
He liked that bit of attention every now and then.

And he certainly liked the Espionage officer reporting to him instead of the Consulates. Even the news wasn't too pleasant..

"What? Rebellious movements in Beefdom? Any information on them?"
"All the spies who attempted to infiltrate them is either deceased or lucky to come back alive. When we were getting ready to infiltrate them in mass and real, they went underground. No sign of them since.. but we certainly don't like that. We might have a massive rebellion on our gates. However apparently few of the members in the council may have connection to the rebellion"
"Looks like we need to hurry with the election"

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Yu Chang called a meeting and the lords and leaders from various regions gathered up in one place.
At the beginning he announced the possible rebellion and a possibility that few of them may be a traitor.
Then he finished with these words.

"Even though there may be traitors amongst us, election of Consulate is inevitable. Troubling time is when we need strong leadership the most. I trust you wise leaders to look with your clear eyes and minds. And differentiate those who we can trust and those we can't."

Old Man Yu Chang, retreated to his quarters, and the members began to discuss who to elect, and also who to lynch.

List of Alive Players (21/21)
Sergeant pevergreen of the pever brigade of pevertopia (pevergreen)
Lord Stranger "pever slayer" I of the mountain of Spamdoom (The Stranger)
Sheikh Al-A- This of the Great Sands (ArpeggiateThis)
Khaan Pizzaguy of the Hungry Khaanate (Askthepizzaguy)
Maharani Meera of Suiriene (TheFlax)
Stefan vi Britannia; Order of Albion (Beskar)
Lord Sausage of the HotDog Kingdom (Romanic)
Methos
Lord Dimitri of the order of the Chickens (Death is Yonder)
Lord Blackadder of Buranda (Captain Blackadder)
Robert Black of the "tower" (Double A)
Duke Nukem Von Subotan (Subotan)
Legate Casimir of the Yonder Commonwealth (YLC)
Spl1tp3r50nal1ty
Maduraiyin Naathigan (atheotes)
Pinman
Chaos Knight (Chaotix)
Cosme Etxeberria de Gasteiz y Bilbao. (Psychonaut)
Warman
Viscount of Eastern North Puce, Fernand Arsenic (Autolycus)
Imperator Maellrick of the Latinate Peoples (Centurion1)

Killed

Lynched

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Start Day 1!
Few things are happening today. Firstly, election. You may vote your self or your fellow members.
Two members with the highest election votes will be elected as consulate until one of them dies or resigns.
Elect by Elect: Beefy

Also there is a lynch on. You may vote for someone by Vote: Beefy or you may even vote No lynch.
If No lynch is the most popular option, then no player will be lynched today.

Good luck, and if there is any questions feel free to ask me on thread on in private.
Sorry if theres errors, grammar mistakes or spelling mistakes. I finished this in rush

[Subotan]

Elect:Subotan

I am the only one with the balls of steel required to lead the town to victory.

[Splitpersonality]

Elect: ATPG

his balls are made of tungsten...

[The Stranger]

elect: TS for consul

vote: no lynch

[Centurion1]

elect: Centurion1

my balls are titanium with gold enameling

I will lead you to victory and share the spoils with all

[pevergreen]

Elect: pevergreen

I have no balls!

[TheFlax]

The Maharani absently yawns as she casually pets one of her large tigers sleeping next to her gem incrusted gold seat, all the while four servant are arduously keeping her confortable with large fans.

The people of Suiriene support Khan Pizzaguy as our consulate. (Elect: ATPG)

[autolycus]

Eastern North Puce supports the Duke. elect:Subotan

[Death is yonder]

A middle aged man dressed in an elaborate chicken suit strolls into the chamber, trailed by two tasty looking chickens. Sitting down on a feather cushion, he absently gestures for a piece of parchment to write his votes down.

Elect: YLC

"I must say, I particularly like his country's name, it brings back many fond memories," Lord Dimitri declared.

Vote: Subotan

"However, I don't like this man's boastful claims, that and my 20 sided dice persuaded me to vote for him. And I also don't like how he's looking at my chickens."

[Askthepizzaguy]

Elect: ATPG

The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated.

Vote: Warman

Given your rather OOC promises to "get revenge" on me in every game. It's obvious only one of us will live.

[ULC]

Elect: YLC

As the appointed successor to Consul Lacy, and having significant knowledge in both military and diplomacy, forged through the second Noble Sons war, I do believe that I am the most qualified amongst us. I ask for your support in this coming election, so that I might steer the Holy Bovine Empire to greatness, and to root out those that would topple our great Empire.

I promise to be as transparent as possible during my tenure as Consul, and work only to help and better the people.

[Romanic]

elect: Romanichine

Hot dogs are the solution. Don't trust the pizza and his minions.

[Pinman]

Elect: ATPG - while there may be stronger balls out there, his are the only balls I have personal experience with.

No idea who to lynch. Vote: No Lynch

[Beskar]

The Order of Albion will support Duke Nukem Subotan to the post of consul.

I was convinced of his campaign promise:
"I am here to kick Beefdom rebellion behind and chew bubblegum, I am all outta gum."

Consul: Subotan

As there are words of connections of the rebellion to our esteemed council, I am not convinced as each and everyone of us, stands here today.

Vote: No Lynch

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Elect: Subotan. His rationality will guide us in such grave times as these.

Vote: No Lynch How can we jump to stark conclusions without trace of a renegade?

[Subotan]

"However, I don't like this man's boastful claims, that and my 20 sided dice persuaded me to vote for him. And I also don't like how he's looking at my chickens."

That's because you raise chickens. Chickens. The poultry of theNukemites is that of eagles and emus.

Eastern North Puce supports the Duke. elect:Subotan

[color=#CC8899]Puce?[/color]

[ULC]

How is one man to be elected on such thin promises and no accountability? The Khaan is a better choice at the very least.

[Methos]

Elect: ATPG ... his are the only balls I have personal experience with.

On second thought, I don't want to know...

Elect: Methos
Vote: No Lynch

[Askthepizzaguy]

Elect: ATPG - while there may be stronger balls out there, his are the only balls I have personal experience with.

No idea who to lynch. Vote: No Lynch

Elect: ATPG

his balls are made of tungsten...

Oh stop. You guys talk about my balls more than I do.

*AHEM*

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Oh well I've got the type of balls who will never quiet down
Wherever I may go you know you'll hear the clanking sound
I shine em and I polish em cause they are my claim to fame
People hug em and they squeeze em and they dont even know my name
They call me diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round

Oh well theres platinum on my left and theres gold on my right
And Tungsten is the metal that they'll be made a-with tonight
And when people ask me which one I love the best
I drop down a-my pants and I got diamonds where I'm undressed
Cause Im diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round

Oh well I roam from game to game
I do things that are really strange
Risky things that seem deranged
With my two balls a-shining I'll be going everywhere

Im the type of guy that likes to make them look divine
I go to bowling alleys, and ask them for a shine.
And when I find myself wanting to break all the rules
I drop down those pants of mine and show off the family jewels
Yeah Im diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round

Oh yeah Im the type of guy that likes to fight for town
But when I'm mafia well I love to bring it down
And if this silly boasting makes you all want to hurl
Just wait until you see the pair that's made entirely out of pearl
Yeah cause Im diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round
Cause Im a pizzaguy yeah askthepizzaguy
They're both so round, so round, so round...

[atheotes]

Elect: atheotes - because no one can understand my name and i have never been elected to be anything
Vote: No Lynch

[autolycus]

Sorry pizzaguy, I just don't feel like a Khan makes a good consul for the Holy Beefy Empire
With no leads, I do agree that we should stick with vote:No Lynch

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

^ A doppelganger? Sheikh Al-A-This will take arms against any infidel who dares to tarnish his great image!

[ULC]

Please, people of the Holy Bovine Empire, do not cast your vote upon a man who's campaign is built upon empty promises and smoke and mirrors. The position of Consul is one of great responsibility, and requires one to think of your fellow man, and not abuse the position for ones own personal gain.

I vow as the successor to Lacy to present a transparent leadership that is focused on aiding the various peoples within the Holy Bovine Empire - that includes all of you here present today.

[Beskar]

Please, people of the Holy Bovine Empire, do not cast your vote upon a man who's campaign is built upon empty promises and smoke and mirrors. The position of Consul is one of great responsibility, and requires one to think of your fellow man, and not abuse the position for ones own personal gain.

I vow as the successor to Lacy to present a transparent leadership that is focused on aiding the various peoples within the Holy Bovine Empire - that includes all of you here present today.

You speak words of selflessness, but only act in your own interest.

[ULC]

You speak words of selflessness, but only act in your own interest.

How so comrade? Yes, I do indeed wish to be elected, but how is that inherently selfish? I want to be elected so I can help my fellow men, and will keep my books open so that others can see my intentions are pure. The influence I gain will be put towards insuring the safety of the people - I will make no offensive maneuvers unless it is the will of the council. That is, and how it should be.

[Beskar]

Your pour words like sweet honey in my ear, but how do I tell if these words are not woven in poison? You claim to act on behalf of the people, a noble cause indeed, but what of those who wish to defect from the Holy Bovine Empire, will you be persuaded by their requests?

Alas, I am assured your intentions are as pure as your wives crisp white linen sheets upon her bed.