Beefdom will rise once more [Concluded]

[Double A]

I spit on your moralities Beskie!

Wait, we are talking about that right?

Whatever. Why I even part of this convorsation?

Well, I'm hungry. elect: Pizza. Because I'm hungry.

[ULC]

Are you professing that the interests of this council are inherently against the good of the people, Stefan? I should hope that is not what your insinuating - for then your retort would take on an entirely new meaning.

But to satisfy you, no, I would not bow to the secessionists, the rebels. Their wish is to restore the Kingship of Beefdom, a decidedly theocratic and authoritarian regime, and topple the Holy Bovine Empire, which is decidedly republican and freethinking in its character. These insurgents are thus not altruistic in their intentions, but rather selfish and think nothing of the consequences of their actions to the people.

Such people will never find sanctuary with me.

[Subotan]

Holy Bovine Empire, which is decidedly republican

wut

[Beskar]

Are you professing that the interests of this council are inherently against the good of the people, Stefan? I should hope that is not what your insinuating - for then your retort would take on an entirely new meaning.

It is interesting how my loyalty is questioned as such, I only inquired as to allow you to explain your position further. There is no need to relitiate against me, brother, we are more civilised than to degrade ourselves to petty bickering. We are honourable representations of this glorious empire, comrades in arms against the greater threats.

Do you not agree?

But to satisfy you, no, I would not bow to the secessionists, the rebels. Their wish is to restore the Kingship of Beefdom, a decidedly theocratic and authoritarian regime, and topple the Holy Bovine Empire, which is decidedly republican and freethinking in its character. These insurgents are thus not altruistic in their intentions, but rather selfish and think nothing of the consequences of their actions to the people. Such people will never find sanctuary with me.

It is good to be informed about your commitment to the Holy Bovine Empire, would hate to lose some one of your calibur to the rebellion.

I beg, to ask, what do you wish to do for the good of these rebels? I am most curious.

[ULC]

wut

See? This is the man you would elect, a man without an inkling of why we all stand together?

It is interesting how my loyalty is questioned as such, I only inquired as to allow you to explain your position further. There is no need to relitiate against me, brother, we are more civilised than to degrade ourselves to petty bickering. We are honourable representations of this glorious empire, comrades in arms against the greater threats.

Do you not agree?

I did not question your loyalty, Stefani, merely your argument, so that I would awaken you to it's inherent flaws. I hold no ill will towards you, and am glad you see the good the Empire does.

It is good to be informed about your commitment to the Holy Bovine Empire, would hate to lose some one of your calibur to the rebellion.

I beg, to ask, what do you wish to do for the good of these rebels? I am most curious.

For the rebels? Nothing, so long as they do not repent. For those that might suffer their misguided wrath, I will aid them as much as I can.

[Subotan]

See? This is the man you would elect, a man without an inkling of why we all stand together?

Republican is an extremely radical term. Our constitution is more like that of an Oligarchy.

[Beefy187]

Republican is an extremely radical term. Our constitution is more like that of an Oligarchy.

While the country is called the Holy Bovine Empire, during the peace time it takes shape like the Republic Romans with two consulates.
Well thats at least my understanding of it.

[Beskar]

(Though in a way, we are closer to Prince-Electors of the Holy Roman Empire, opposed to Senators of Rome. I believe we are what is termed a "Noble Republic", or what was present in Venice (the Doge), Poland (Noble Commonwealth) etc.)

[The Stranger]

vote for me and i will lead this country into a new era of peace and prosperity. i will make an end to this rebellion for once and for all. we will make an golden era, the like of which even the Dutch will be astounded!

And even the streets are a-humming in the afternoon sun
this is what they can be heard to be singing

where do you come from oh stranger
where to do you fare

I come from the summit of spamdoom
and a message I bare

what news do you bring oh stranger
of who shall you beg it to hear

I bring news of revived salvation
to whoever will lend me his ear

[The Stranger]

oh brethren come sit 'round my fire, come down from the mountains
up from the valleys in from the fields and embrace our mutual desire
our land lays wasted our forests lay bare no water in the fountains
let us pick up our weapons let us steel our hearts we are not for hire

our cause is just our land it is fair and to end i shall vow to defend it

oh brethren come sit 'round my fire leave your ships fishermen
leave your shops merchantmen leave your shovels in the shire
we shall pick our tools shield and sword shall strike again again
and when we return our maidens will sing songs around my fire

our cause is just our land it is fair and to end i shall vow to defend it

[Centurion1]

Unelect ; elect: stranger

I have heard tell he has balls of diamond my gold enameled titanium balls shrivel in his balls splendor

[pevergreen]

oh brethren come sit 'round my fire, come down from the mountains
up from the valleys in from the fields and embrace our mutual desire
our land lays wasted our forests lay bare no water in the fountains
let us pick up our weapons let us steel our hearts we are not for hire

our cause is just our land it is fair and to end i shall vow to defend it

oh brethren come sit 'round my fire leave your ships fishermen
leave your shops merchantmen leave your shovels in the shire
we shall pick our tools shield and sword shall strike again again
and when we return our maidens will sing songs around my fire

our cause is just our land it is fair and to end i shall vow to defend it

Vote: The Stranger

[Death is yonder]

Lord Dimitri mulls over it for a moment, before scratching out the vote he made.

Unvote; Subotan
Vote: No Lynch

"After some thinking, I have decided to put my petty differences aside. The future is clouded. Perhaps one day I will be grateful for this move when I am saved from Death by an eagle overhead. More information should be obtained to negate the knowledge advantage of the renegades. For is it not that they know precisely who to strike whereas we bumble around in the dark with a knife hoping that the one we struck is the renegade?

[Splitpersonality]

Splitpersonality steps forward, holding a small folded up banner.


Though I am but a mere judge, I have been granted my status as a landowner by the powers that be of the Holy Bovine Empire, and I thank them graciously for this notion. As a landowning man in control of troops, I must have nothing less than a custom banner to represent my forces, and my good name.


He unwraps the parchment and holds it in the air.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Here before you, is the flag of Judge Splitpersonality, and the three tenants of my career.


Fairness.


Justice.


Madness.


The judge takes a bow and raises his flag alongside the others.


I shall do my best as a member of this empire, and as an upholder of the law, to live by these rules, and I swear I will stop every one of you who does not. Thank you.


He steps off and back to his previous spot.



tl;dr
Open the spoiler to see mah cool new flag :B

[Askthepizzaguy]

Equitabilite.

Justice.

Folic Acid.

[Captain Blackadder]

Lord Blackadder of Buranda comes forward to speak.

Hello fellow Lords of the Relm my ciountry has beneifited under the peace that the Holy Bovine Empire has brought us. My country has gone from strenght to strength as one of the few countires that were democratic in the lead up to the great peace. I feel that I would make a fine leader of the Bovine.

Elect Blackadder

[Double A]

Lord Blackadder of Buranda comes forward to speak.

Hello fellow Lords of the Relm my ciountry has beneifited under the peace that the Holy Bovine Empire has brought us. My country has gone from strenght to strength as one of the few countires that were democratic in the lead up to the great peace. I feel that I would make a fine leader of the Bovine.

Elect Blackadder

Oh hello Blacky, have you seen Alderick... Alruck... KOVAV lately?

[Beefy187]

Day 1 summery

Yu Chang was listening to the discussion, with intensity.
Everything he heard was new and he could feel the new age right at the door step.

He have never heard of leaders who can talk about touchy matters of "balls" at such important meeting. And he was astonished by the leaders who can discuss it with straight face and seriousness. Then he shook his head and said no.. That was just him trying to interpret matters in a good way. He was assured by the quality discussion at the later stage.

At the end, two man with high reputations. Duke Nukem Von Subotan, and Khaan Pizzaguy of the Hungry Khanate. Each with a fearsome reputation in battlefield, council and in bed, was chosen as the Consulate of the alliance.

Two men received the Consulates army and sworn to defeat the Beefdoms rebellions with their iron fist.... and Cannon Balls.

Subo (Subo,Autolycus, Beskar,ArpeggiateTHIS)
ATPG (Spl1t, Flax, ATPG,Pinman, Double A)
TS (TS, Centurion)
pevergreen (pevergreen)
YLC (DiY, YLC)
Romanic (Romanic)
Methos (Methos)
atheotes (atheotes)
CB (CB)

Warman (ATPG)
No lynch (TS,Pinman,Beskar,ArpeggiateTHIS, Methos, atheotes, Autolycus, DiY)
The Stranger (pevergreen)



List of Alive Players (21/21)
Sergeant pevergreen of the pever brigade of pevertopia (pevergreen)
Lord Stranger "pever slayer" I of the mountain of Spamdoom (The Stranger)
Sheikh Al-A- This of the Great Sands (ArpeggiateThis)
Khaan Pizzaguy of the Hungry Khaanate (Askthepizzaguy)
Maharani Meera of Suiriene (TheFlax)
Stefan vi Britannia; Order of Albion (Beskar)
Lord Sausage of the HotDog Kingdom (Romanic)
Methos
Lord Dimitri of the order of the Chickens (Death is Yonder)
Lord Blackadder of Buranda (Captain Blackadder)
Robert Black of the "tower" (Double A)
Duke Nukem Von Subotan (Subotan)
Legate Casimir of the Yonder Commonwealth (YLC)
Spl1tp3r50nal1ty
Maduraiyin Naathigan (atheotes)
Pinman
Chaos Knight (Chaotix)
Cosme Etxeberria de Gasteiz y Bilbao. (Psychonaut)
Warman
Viscount of Eastern North Puce, Fernand Arsenic (Autolycus)
Imperator Maellrick of the Latinate Peoples (Centurion1)

Killed

Lynched

Start night 1! Second post of the thread will be updated with the most recent change.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It will not be necessary to lynch me or send armies after me to remove me from office. If I make no progress then I shall step down voluntarily.

[Subotan]

What do you mean by no progress? Do you mean by not catching any mafiosi?]

And I thought there was a new election within four days anyway.

[Askthepizzaguy]

By then, if we've failed to make any progress eliminating scum, I'd expect we'd be run out of office with swords, not votes.

[Subotan]

Ah, OK. I'll sign up as well then.

[Beefy187]

What do you mean by no progress? Do you mean by not catching any mafiosi?]

And I thought there was a new election within four days anyway.

Nope. New election will be held if one of them dies (Killed or Lynched) or if they step down volunteerly

[Beefy187]

Night 1 summery

Summer of Spamdoom is hot..
Steamy air of 41 degrees, took a direct hit on Lord Strangers Palace.

"Where is my maids! Make them bring the Giant Fan so I can think something which isn't along the line of 'curse you gods for making my land so hot'
Lord Strangers best man had no doubt that even if he called in the maids, he'll still be thinking about something 'hot... and steamy even' but nevertheless he called in the maids.

"Aahie! Uilwie! Sabrina! Paula! Fan him!!" he said. And the maids rushed off, leaving one.
"What are you doing? You too!"

"But sir. You didn't call my name. Its Olga. I'm new here. Nice to meet you. Good bye" said the girl, as she left the room.
"New girls these days...."

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"Rally them up Sergeant! Go on! Cross Bows here! Long Bowman here! Swords man and spear man protect our artillery! Run boys! Run!!!"
Imperator Maellrick of the Latinate Peoples had every rights to shout at the slow soldiers. These freshmen may not know who they are dealing with, but Maellrick and the Vets knew exactly who their enemy was. And how fearsome he is.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Dark black armor which looks like a skull. Long and heavy sword that hardly anyone could even lift. Fearsome and intimidating looks.
Chaos Knight has arrived in this land. Alone. His intention unknown. But most likely not friendly.

Latinate Peoples are skilled warriors. Men who got their reputation on the field of battle. But even those men who fought hundred of battles were shaking in fear as Chaos Knight slowly approached their battle formation. Heading straight for the Imperator.

Chaos Knight stopped at the distance of 100 meters away. Lifting up his sword pointing straight at the Imperator. Then mimed cutting the head off.

"He wishes the Imperator dead!! Blasphemy!! Prepare for battle men! Shoot him up! Thrust him! Thrust him million times!!"

Latinates commenced their war cries, while Chaos Knight dropped his Shield. He opened up his left palm and started to charge up some mystic green sparking fire ball. He slowly lined up his arm and prepared to fire...... And....

The Imperator Dropped dead on the ground... Silence took over the battle field....Then chaos.

Chaos Knight fleed the Battle Field slightly confused. But this achievement will add another glorious legend to his name... Surely some poorly informed few will claim that Chaos Knight was the man responsible for the murder of the Imperator. He was planning to kill him anyway.

As for Imperators man, they quickly examined the Imperators body and found out that the cause of death is a direct head shot of cross bow bolt. Bolt on the back of his head.

It seemed that Beefdom rebels has arrived on the scene and performed this miraculous shot. Then quickly left before anyone can deal them a harsh punishment.

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On the other side of the world, crows covered the sky. Hoping to get a good piece of fresh human meat.
While they were not cannibals, Hungry Khaan too were hungry for blood. Sounds of agony and the voice of dying humans.



They march with dread. On the very front as if they want to be the first to kill and first to die in the battle field, while the Consulate army nervously follows.
When they met their foes, Khaan Pizzaguy went up to the front of the battle line and adressed his man.

"Man of the Khanate! Real man!! And those who followed us... Do not think us barbaric. For this is a holy war. Holy War for the good of the Holy Bovine Empire. For the good of the whole lot! Today we slay those we think are to be traitors!"

Thunderous roars from the Khanate force. Small cheer from the Consulate army.

"Now man. March! March! Don't give them opportunity to think or play smart! March! March and Fight!"

So they marched... Or rather galloped on the horses and the Consulates marched.

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On the other side of the battlefield, there was the pever brigade. Utterly confused.

When Sergeant pevergreen came out to the front, peverbrown, peverpurple, peverblue and various other supporting staff came out too, and formed a human Pyramid so pevergreen can climb to the top and adress his man.



"Look guys! I don't know what those khanates are smoking! But they seem to think we are baddies. But no Bru! We aren't! We are just bunch of good warriors who likes a bit of footy and drinking. Is drinking illegal? No!! Is playing AFL or Rugby League illegal? I don't think so! But those foolish men who can't drink until 20 and plays American Football wants to fight us anyway. So lets fight then! Let them have a taste of real men. Let em have it boys!"

When he finished the speech, Steppe riders was already within their arrow range. But pever brigade was quick to get them self organized.

"out numbered? Pfft... we're used to this anyway. RAWR!"

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Battle was hanging on balance. Both Khanate soldiers and pever brigade was equal on valour. But just as the pever brigade was starting to take the upper hand, slightly less motivate consulate soldiers arrived with the God Chief Khan Pizzaguy. Khanate used their numbers well and surrounded the pever brigade, forcing their surrender.

pever brigade had a option to fight till the last men, but decided that this battle was not worth shedding too much blood. So he chose to live on and appeal his innocence in the Council.

Hungry Khanate now has a Army strength of 6. pever brigade loses their army strength along with the ability to vote
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Two orders. Both alike in dignity.
In fair Suiriene where we lay our scene.
From similar names break to new mutiny
where honorable men makes honorable mens hands unclean
Why those two orders fight you ask?
Its for the beautiful lady of cause
While this scene is no better then Shakespear.
Their love for Suiriene surpasses the love of Romeo and Juliet.

"Move you scum bags! Move!!"
"You move! We were here first!!"

Knights... What is a knight?
It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. Oh, what's in a Knight?
They call them selves honorable. But when faced by something irresistible, they show their true nature.
Knight. They are just like all other men. Just with thicker armor to hide their true emotion.

Then what is a king?
They are knights with a thicker armor. And a right to go for the better target.

Stefan Vi Brittania and Lord Dimitri was in a middle of a chess game... Like good noble men.
But they both seem to lack concentration on the game it self. But rather concentrated to the battle out side the chess board.

"Pitiful isn't it.. Those men. Just because they are in the land of Beauty, they think they belong in it. Or even can form relation with it." said Stefan.

"Look at your men Stefan. They are so manly! Look, that men over there is taking his armor off! Now their cloths! While they may not be true knights, they are definitely true men!"

"Oh please Dimitri. I never knew you had such obsession to naked men. You should've told me. I could set up a arrangement with my men ; Count Jeremiah over there if you want. Or even...."

"No thank you Stefan. I already have a beautiful lady who I dearly love and I'm meeting her today.....Check."

"Oh what a coincidence Dimitri! Me too! I shall bid you good luck."

"Good luck to you too... Might I ask who you have in mind?"

"A Lady... A Queen actually."

"How pleasant! I did hear that the Queen of the 'Round Table'... you know that pub around the corner, is very pretty. But good for her! A Noble men as her partner!"

"No I did have a different lady in mind. Wait a second.. You actually went to the pub to check her out? Well do you know? When trying to find out whom one likes, the person tends to name the person they like... So Lord Dimitri... I interpret that you rather like the Queen of the 'Round Table'."

"Hah... No the lady I like is..."


"Stefan vi Brittania of Albion. Lord Dimitri of the Order of Chickens. It is a honour to welcome you and your men to our land. What can I do for you fine Noble men?"

Both Stefan and Dimitri saw the lady number of times in the council. But she is always surrounded by her maids and walls.
So practically this was the first encounter with the real Maharani Meera.

Legend says that who ever sees Maharani Meera directly in her eyes will instantly fall in love.
But from both Stefan and Dimitris point of view, legend is far not enough to describe how beautiful Maharani Meera is.
You start with her face. Then her golden valley. Legs, hip, then the Golden valley. Face again, her hair (smooth as silk). Finally noticing the rich perfume. Knock out. Noticing her rather thin clothing and the slight contour of her body which can be seen underneath. Gulp. Gulp. Then her eyes... Vacuum... It catches you and never lets you go... Drooooooooool.

"Lords. Unfortunately my girls have left to protect our noble friend Pinman. If only they were here, they could've made a very good friend with your men.. But fortunately for you Lords.. You have me." said the Maharani. Smiling at the two silly faces still knocked out.

Come in my Lords... Oh dear me!! Did I say this is the first time I let a men enter my castle?"

Gulp.

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Gulp.

Pinman and his man too where gulping as the beautiful angels arrived to their land and gave a salute.
They quickly organized them selves into protective formation, denying any invaders.

Pinman sighed and said to his best men...

"I've seen many diamonds and jewelries. Fortunes every men dreamed of. But today I realized those are worthless... Oh real beauty.. I wonder how beautiful the Maharani is..."

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"A chute! Sorry my lords.. Some one must've been talking about me."

"Bless you" "Bless you"

The two Knights looked at each other and glared.

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"You okay my friend? Have some water"
"Yes thank you... Thank you hundred times."

Perhaps its true. Under difficult circumstances and tough condition, humans beings learn to cooperate.
Unlike those Knights

Personal army of Pinman and the men of North Puce was heading for the desert palace of the Great Sands.
For 40kms they marched through the blowing sands and burning heat. With little food and water left.

People of North Puce seem to have changed their opinion on Pinmans private army. They were no longer Rich snobs. But instead they were their role model.
And Pinmans army too have learned the warmth of the people living in country side and nature. And they swore to donate some money on North Puce when this journey was over.

When they finally arrived to the castle, they cheered and hugged each other. Sheikh Al-A- This came out of the palace and hosted a gorgeous banquet for all to enjoy. Endless laughter continued through out the night as the soldiers from three different countries came together.

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Close.....

Consulate Subotan dropped his ears on the ground attempted to see how close their army was.
Few hours ago, his large army did bit of pillaging in order to get their attention.
Fortunately they took the bait.

Army of the Swiss Mongols, lead by king Warman him self arrived at the scene.

"Go get em!"

Suddenly Subotan and his man was all over the Swiss Mongols.
Swiss pikemans attempted to block their paths as the steppe riders shot their arrows, but what can a sheep do against Lions?

Subotan led the charge. Easily knocking down two Swiss Pikemans. And from there they made their entry.
King Warman, known for his strategic talent could not do anything against a ambush... By a army who had 5 times as more men.

"Glory to our Duke!!"

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Subotan now has 6 army strength and Warman has no army strength. He has lost a ability to vote
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Lord Blackadder surprised Judge Spl1t as he sent his entire force to his land.

"Are you here to kill me?" asked Spl1t. "Then get into the line... I know plenty of people who is after our head."

Commanding officer of Blackadders army took out a letter from Lord Blackadder and started to read.
"Dear Judge. While many despises your judging ability. I know deep inside my heart that you are a great judge. I respect you. We respect you. And the Empire needs your service. My army is there to keep you safe from any harm. Hail Spl1t!!"

Spl1t gave a shudder and headed back to his house. No body saw tears running down his face.

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Yu Chang was the first to be notified of both two murders.
He quickly rallied all the council members and told them what happened.

Imperator Maellrick of the Latinate peoples and Lord Stranger of Spamdoom was murdered by unknown man! Suspects for both of the cases have managed to slip away but who would do something like this? If it is Beefdom then we have to fear.. For they now have the ability to even kill one of the 20 odd influential figures on this land.

Now I would like to ask you noble men and women. To question each other. And find the suspect who might be doing all this.



Killed
Lord Stranger "pever slayer" I of the mountain of Spamdoom (The Stranger)
Imperator Maellrick of the Latinate Peoples (Centurion1)

Lynched

Faction Strength

6 Army Strength (6 votes)
Khaan Pizzaguy of the Hungry Khaanate (Askthepizzaguy)- Consulate
Duke Nukem Von Subotan (Subotan)- Consulate


1 Army Strength (1 vote)
Sheikh Al-A- This of the Great Sands (ArpeggiateThis)
Maharani Meera of Suiriene (TheFlax)
Stefan vi Britannia; Order of Albion (Beskar)
Lord Sausage of the HotDog Kingdom (Romanic)
Methos
Lord Dimitri of the order of the Chickens (Death is Yonder)
Lord Blackadder of Buranda (Captain Blackadder)
Robert Blake of the "tower" (Double A)
Legate Casimir of the Yonder Commonwealth (YLC)
Spl1tp3r50nal1ty
Maduraiyin Naathigan (atheotes)
Pinman
Chaos Knight (Chaotix)
Cosme Etxeberria de Gasteiz y Bilbao. (Psychonaut)
Viscount of Eastern North Puce, Fernand Arsenic (Autolycus)

0 Army Strength (Killed if attack. Can't vote)
Sergeant pevergreen of the pever brigade of pevertopia (pevergreen)
Warman

[Beefy187]

Just incase you were confused.

Mafia gets both mafia ability and town ability.

For the mafia to kill they don't have to spend their army strength. They just need to have it higher then its target.

Also especially for your consulates, you may use multiple abilities. Like "Two to guard your self, Two to attack, two to protect"
If you don't specify that I'll assume that your using all your army strengths on that one movement. You will be open for other players attack and mafia kills.

[Double A]

Beefy, I was confused, but it wasn't about that.

[pevergreen]

ATPG?

[Double A]

And now I'm not.

I just read that the there are 2 consuls and they both get +4 army.

[Romanic]

*scratches his head*

Consulates preying on the weak sides?! Hmmpft! I demand an explanation! Sergeant pevergreen and Lord Warman did not deserve such a treatment.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you don't specify that I'll assume that your using all your army strengths on that one movement. You will be open for other players attack and mafia kills.

I already stated that if this turned into a popularity contest then I would drop my defenses. It is the mafia's fault they did not strike me dead.