Gay Parenting - Two Couples, two kids

[HoreTore]

So you tried anal because you have parent issues???

No, adopted kids don't have parent issues.

They are, however, curious, just like I was.

[Rhyfelwyr]

I'm pretty sure they do, look at the reaction you get if you tell one of your own brothers/sisters they are adopted for a joke...

[HoreTore]

I'm pretty sure they do, look at the reaction you get if you tell one of your own brothers/sisters they are adopted for a joke...

Look at the reaction you'll get from a young lad if you tell him his girlfriend is going to give him the green light at the rear entrance.

[Rhyfelwyr]

It the young lad in question was me I would wonder why on earth she had to get one of my friends to pass on such a message?

[HoreTore]

It the young lad in question was me I would wonder why on earth she had to get one of my friends to pass on such a message?

Yes, well, whatever, you get my drift.....

[Rhyfelwyr]

Heh, well it's not the best parallel to draw I would think. I get what you are saying... curiosity (I'm not sure I'd call it that for either example anyway, but...), but for the adoption issue at least, I think there is a lot more to it than that. For some people at least. I guess people respond to these things differently.

When my parents used to fight, my brother would end up in tears, and I would be excited because it meant I got to stay up late and run around doing whatever I wanted.

[HoreTore]

Heh, well it's not the best parallel to draw I would think. I get what you are saying... curiosity (I'm not sure I'd call it that for either example anyway, but...), but for the adoption issue at least, I think there is a lot more to it than that. For some people at least. I guess people respond to these things differently.

When my parents used to fight, my brother would end up in tears, and I would be excited because it meant I got to stay up late and run around doing whatever I wanted.

The adopted child still desires to explore the unknown, the parent he does not know, even though he's perfectly happy with his adopted parents.

Just like someone might still desire to explore the unknown anus, even though vaginas are heavenly.


I have not seen any evidence of some "genetic yearning" for birthparents, and as Louis has noted, growing up with your parents by blood is unnatural for humans and is simply a modern invention.

[Beskar]

Personally, I don't fancy a urinary tract infection, and any act which requires me to wear a condom just so I don't catch a horrible disease as a matter of course isn't even on my bucket list.

Which is why fornicating with a sheep is not on there, even though I am partly Welsh.

So you would do it, if it didn't require use of a condom?

[HoreTore]

Sorry, I didn't notice these golden moments.... I humbly apologize!

Personally, I don't fancy a urinary tract infection, and any act which requires me to wear a condom just so I don't catch a horrible disease as a matter of course isn't even on my bucket list.

.....And then there was that little thing about not talking about stuff you have absolutely no knowledge of or experience with. Anal with your girlfriend won't get you sick, sorry mate. You might get her sick though, if you do it wrong.

Why would you want to stick any body part in some ones dirty poop chute?

For the lulz.

I believe that to some the answer is the same as to the reason for climbing mount Everest: because it's there.

EXACTLY!

It always will be dirty, that brown stuff is not chocolate you know.

I would suggest that you only sleep with women capable of wiping their bums.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Sticking Mr.Peanut where the chocolate is stored is only OK when you doing it with a woman, not with another man.

[Tellos Athenaios]

Anal with your girlfriend won't get you sick, sorry mate. You might get her sick though, if you do it wrong.

Well actually... it can. You may wind up with an E. Coli infection in your privates. Chances are slim, but increase if you “do it wrong” or are more susceptible to infections than other people in general.
Which is another reason why you should always wear a condom (the slightly thicker kind which is more resilient under pressure) and use lube.

[Rhyfelwyr]

The adopted child still desires to explore the unknown, the parent he does not know, even though he's perfectly happy with his adopted parents.

Or do you just want them to be happy with them since it fits your view of the world? Because my nightime-repeat-of-daytime-tv-shows experience tells me that many people have much deeper reasons for seeking their real parents.

Sure, the modern nuclear family is a social development, but I don't think you can play this down to nothing at all.

[The Stranger]

Personally, I don't fancy a urinary tract infection, and any act which requires me to wear a condom just so I don't catch a horrible disease as a matter of course isn't even on my bucket list.

Which is why fornicating with a sheep is not on there, even though I am partly Welsh.

i thought that you had to be kiwi for that...

[Rhyfelwyr]

i thought that you had to be kiwi for that...

I think the thing with sheep is one of the most common regional slurs in the world. In Scotland, you use it on people from the north-east. Basically, it will be used wherever one place had a region based on agriculture.

[Beskar]

I would suggest that you only sleep with women capable of wiping their bums.

How many do you know make sure their interior is around 8 inches clean and have expert knowledge of colonic muscle control techniques?

[HoreTore]

How many do you know make sure their interior is around 8 inches clean and have expert knowledge of colonic muscle control techniques?

Why would they need to?

Pooping might be an art too hard to master for the women in your area, I have no idea about that, but my willy haven't had a touch of brown on him after anal.

Well actually... it can. You may wind up with an E. Coli infection in your privates. Chances are slim, but increase if you “do it wrong” or are more susceptible to infections than other people in general.
Which is another reason why you should always wear a condom (the slightly thicker kind which is more resilient under pressure) and use lube.

That's like saying you don't drive because you might get in a car crash and die.



//Irrelevant nonsense.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Pooping might be an art too hard to master for the women in your area, I have no idea about that, but my willy haven't had a touch of brown on him after anal.

Well, I think he said he came from the north-east of England...

[Beskar]

Well, I think he said he came from the north-east of England...

I don't and all anal touches brown, unless they basically clean internally before a porn shoot.

[Fragony]

Still think it's cruel to starve her first

[HoreTore]

all anal touches brown

No.

Just no.

Still don't believe me? Well then.... How 'bout you come 'round my place, I'll show ya....

[Fragony]

Horetore is right you aren't headbutting anything back, and most importantly they go absolutely nuts

[Ser Clegane]

Apparently the original topic has been ehaustively discussed.

Even though this is the "Backroom" it is not the appropriate forum to have a extensive restroom wall discussion on anal sex.

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