Rule 1 : Sasaki is always guilty
Rule 2 : Vote:Sasaki
Rule 3: No whining about losing, because if you were mafia you wouldnt be complaining
Rule 4: TruePraetorian will always win
Rule 5. Beefy is always innocent
Rule 6: Dont Trust Caius
Rule 7: Dont trust anyone.
Rule 8: When in doubt, fake some PMs.
Rule 9: Always trust the person you most suspect
Rule 10: Sarathos is never mafia
Rule 11: Claim real pms are fake, and fake pms are real. Then distract the town with a new lynch target.
Rule 12: Convince people that you are innocent, even if you are.
Rule 13. Make sure said fake PMs are not made in a 5 minute time frame.
Rule 14. Find loop-holes in the rules and make the town angry
Rule 15. spam hosts inbox so detective cant send results in
Rule 16. pull a spartan
Rule 17. its always a trap
Rule 18. When you die but know who is guilty, spam suspicious smileys
Rule 19. Kill off everyone you know personally, because if they're scum and fool you you'll never live it down.
Rule 20. Trust Husar, our local townie.
Rule 21. Sarathos is a lurker
Rule 22. Half the town will get WoGed.
Rule 23. Start a bandwagon vote against the guy who is obviously good for the town.
Rule 24. Pretend like you don't have time to pay attention when you're really just lurking scum.
Rule 25. The game is Mafia, not mafia
Rule 26. If playing as the Mafia do not kill Kagemusha. His death is cursed.
Rule 27. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" -- Vito Corleone
Rule 28. Paranoia is good - finally deciding to trust anyone is bad.....
Rule 29. March divided, strike concentrated.
Rule 30. Put Andres on ignore.
Rule 31. Lynch Sasaki. Just in case.
Rule 32. Drisos is usually confirmed innocent. Still, don't listen to him.
Rule 33. When you're winning the battle vs. town, there's no other way of losing your honour than cuddling up with the other families. Go for it.
Rule 34. Dont kill people who arent actually playing...
Rule 35. unvote a tie so you commit suicide. When you are dead, post fake PMs and get GH lynched, then do the same for Drisos, and watch as both townies vote each other and the only remaining mafioso does nothing but watch as he wins.
Rule 36. keep posts short
Rule 37. Look what number you are on before posting new rules
Rule 38. There's no such thing as too much pm inbox space.
Rule 39. Jump on the bandwagon
Rule 40- If neccessary, win a doctor promotion and lose it in 24 hours.
Rule 41. If Mafioso, build up a fake role from the onset. Reveal at appropriate moment.
Rule 42. Be active. Dont pull a Motep and leave the game right in the middle without notice.
is a valid statement in your defence.
Rule 44. Stay Cheerful ...even if you arent... ...
Rule 45. If mafia, don't kill Sasaki. He's probably on your side, somehow.
Rule 46. I'm always innocent. ALWAYS!!! (Csargo)
Rule 47. Don't swear to anything in Mafia, it's dishonest to swear truth in a game of lies
Rule 48. KILL EVERYTHING!!! PARTY UP!
Rule 49. Whatever you do, dont use "
" It makes you seem suspicious. However,
is fine, as it will usually be taken jokingly.
Rule 50. OMG, there are 50 rules...ummm....DEATH BY TRAY IT SHALL BE
Rule 51. Don't listen to the psychological warfare... If someone calls you a pure opportunist with no honor just rest easy with the knowledge that you will show them all.
Rule 52. Before giving your word on something, consider what that actually means. If you know you won't be able to go through with something, use softer terms. One's integrity should be valued and can be hard to regain.
Rule 53 - This is mafia, not the boyscout knot-tieing championships. Players are supposed to backstab, lie and betray.
Rule 54 - Mafia is roleplaying. Characters kill, lynch and betray. Not players.
Rule 55 - Even though his pretentiousness obliges him to pretend otherwise at all times, Louis is usually utterly clueless.
Rule 55 - Not to mention, utterly useless as well.
Rule 56. Keep it real.
Rule 57. Whoever is organising the secret town discussion group, is always guilty
Rule 58. Remember rules 1. and 2.
Rule 59. Lynching Caius late in the game for 'lurking' is always a very, very bad idea for the town's sake. And whoever is directing it is almost assuredly guilty.
Rule 60. Always use invisible mode
Rule 61. Poor old Caius can't always keep track of everything.
Rule 62.Remember rules 59 and 58.
Rule 63. Keep your lies written in a notepad (:P)
Rule 64. Dont upload your roles in your personal site (aimed at pevergreen/pink)
Rule 65. Never assume the new player is harmless...
Rule 66. PK stands for Player Killer thus guilty
Rule 67: first turn lynches should always be the host. It will discourage Golden rule situations and can be funny.
Rule 68. UltraWar must be killed in round 1.
Rule number 69: You can never lynch the host.
Rule 70:Its still worth a try with ATPG.
Rule 71. Reenk is Reenk
Rule 72: Everything ATPG says has a double meaning.
Rule 73. Stay on-topic. Off topic is bad, especially with a Moderator!
Rule 74. Thread necromancy is bad, especially with a Moderator!
Rule 75 never let the oldies start reminising about the old days.
Rule 76 when someone pulls a Wine In Front Of Me, order a new glass.
Rule 77 = It's not personal, it's just business.
Rule 78: Winning isn't everything. Sometimes it's best to enjoy the fun, and sit down and be quiet for a while, pizzaguy.
Rule 79: There are exceptions to every rule.
Rule 80: You will not get the mafiosi role.
Rule 81: Andres doesn't know that pevergreen doesn't know that 67 is followed by 68 and not by 69.
Rule #82: "Mafia Rules" that only apply to the "Mafia Rules" thread are stupid...err...hmm
Rule 83: This rule is not self-referential, and also completely true.
Rule 84: Don't spam.-
Rule 85: Always lynch taka in a small game. And don't leave taka in the final lot in the large game
Rule 86: Lynch Andres if he is acting normal... That is infact scummy.
Rule 87: If Beefy is being lazy that probebly means that his innocent.
Rule 88: Lord Winter is no longer a lurker. So don't lynch him if his not lurking.
Rule 89: Listen to White_eyes in a themed game as his often correct.
Rule 90: Praise every former lurker who has given up the habit. More discussion from other players means a far less steady stream of constant pizza cheese.
Rule 91 : Expect the unexpected.
Rule 92: No matter how bad things are looking for your team, never give up.
Rule 93- The host should always be right and always should have a reason for his/her actions no matter how strange... usually.
Rule 94: Pizzaguy's games always have a twist.
Rule 95: Lynch the lurkers
Rule 96, because Greyblades missed one: Join Council of Villains.
Rule #97: Assume the worst in every possible situation.
Rule 98: Boudica is always mafia. She's mafia so often, that even when she is a townie, she's mafia.
Rule 99: The ending is always fake. If GeneralHankerchief is hosting, there is more than one fake ending. If the host complains about the trend of adding fake endings to their games, the ending to their game is fake fake fake!
Rule 100: Have fun
Rule #101: If you are assigned the "Mastermind" role, you must make GeneralHankerchief the Godfather out of tradition.
Rule #102: If there is a Godfather in a game, always lynch GH. Regardless of if he's even playing.
Rule 103: Khaan is never neutral. He claims to be neutral, then he votes to kill people. More people than even the regular townies voted to kill.
Rule 104: Ignore the dead scum, don't even answer them back they are only contributing to confuse you and make you lynch the wrong people... just don't listen to a word they say...
Rule 105: Try not to get distracted with stupid tangents in the conversation that lead to nowhere... if everyone else is getting distracted don't get sucked in yourself... but don't change the entire conversation to why the current conversation is useless... that is eqaully useless...
Rule 106: If pizza offers himself in the first round lynch him... if pizza offers himself any round... lynch him...
Rule 107:If you get lynched with false logic, or with no reason on round one, don't whine but subtly suggest that you got lynched so the town won't do it again.
Rule 108: Don't lynch Beefy.
Rule 109: Lynch beefy.
Rule 110: Only lynch Lord Winter on a revolutionally/ communist theme mafia.
Rule 111: If for any reason a player who usually dies of early lives through a good portion of the game.... lynch him straight away he's probably scum...
Rule 112: Don't defend anyone. You don't know if they are guilty or not. You'll be sorry...
Rule 113: Don't accuse anyone. You don't know if they are guilty or not. You'll be sorry...
Rule 114: Always expect the unexpected for regardless of how many game you play something will always suprise you for example in Double A mafia two mafia families killing each others godfather in round one.
Rule 115: Don't kill the Joker.
Rule 116: The more suspicious CDF is, the more likely he is to be innocent
Rule 117. When you have people convinced not to kill you, DON'T KEEP TALKING!
Rule 118. Rule 1 is always true. Even when it isn't. I kid you not, Sasaki is always guilty in some way. ALWAYS! And this has been echoed through the ages and repeated in this thread about 20 times. so it must be true.
Rule 119. Very few people know the true Rule #1 anymore.
Rule 120) Never give up the fight, especially when all seems lost.
Rule 121 None of these rules except #1 apply in capo.
Rule 122: Diamonds are forever.
Rule 123) ATPG makes lame rules.
Rule 124: The town never needs to worry if Double A is playing.
Rule 125: If it is an ATPG game, lynch him at some point, it might just win you the game, and if not it's always a good laugh.
Rule 126. Sometimes, one must tell the truth in order to deceive.
Rule 127. Deadpan jokes don't translate well in text, because the audience can't see your fake seriousness. You may need to let people know you're kidding. A clowny face helps get the point across, but that unfortunately spoils the joke.
Rule 128. No matter how many times you make Thefluffyone93 a Joker, he will always be the first round lynch.
Rule 129. Jokers must be forced to type normally under pain of death.
Rule 130. Make sure whatever role thefluffyone93 has, that it's a quiet one.
Rule 131. The Joker is banned forever.
Rule 132. See rule 131. Yes, its worth repeating.
Rule 133. Do not visually violate everyone in the thread with your posts.
Rule 134: do not imitate such visual scum by doing the same thing. you will get lynched.
Rule 135. Do what it takes to win.
Rule 136. If it is not clear, do your best to be respectful of other players and remember, a game is to have fun, not to win, as you can still have a laugh if you lose, you can't if you insult and disrespect other players.
Rule 137. Being a townie is a waste of time. If you get a town role just slack off and hope you get a mafia role next game, where you can slack off again and get a win because you blend in perfectly.
If you lose, verbally abuse everyone in the thread, and make sure to put some extra abuse on the people who voted to lynch you.
Rule 139. CFC'ers will always kill each other, Orgahs will always kill each other, and TWC'ers will also always kill each other. This goes double for newcomers.
Rule Number 140: Always trust Seon...to stab you in the back when you expect it the most.
Rule 141: there are no rules about the rules (except this one)
Rule 142: Don't metagame anyone
Rule 143: Don't bandwagon unless you are 1000% sure they are scum
Rule 144. No es difficil; copy and paste, edit, keep the tally updated!!