"HEY! Nobody is hosting this Large Mafia!"
Everyone looked up at Askthepizzaguy. What was he on about this time?
"Well, it's just... you know, the Gameroom. It needs to have more Mafia!" said Askthepizzaguy.
Really? Again? Didn't they just host like eighty billion of them in a row? Give it a rest already. Go play outside, it's a beautiful day.
Ok, back yet? Yeah it's nice outside. Nice and boring. Come and play mafia with me. I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more mafia!
"Except, I can't host it. I'm too busy." said Askthepizzaguy. "You host it, GeneralHankerchief."
"Oh heck no. I need a vacation from this mess. Plus, I'm having trouble carrying all my shiny new Hall of Fame badges. You do it, issaikhaan."
"Pass." said issaikhaan.
"Kagemusha, it's your turn anyway."
".....I am not Kagemusha."
"I am the Tiger of Kai.
The great and glorious Daimyo known as Takeda Shingen!
The most skilled and powerful warrior in all the world!
You will show proper respect!"
"Ooooookay, Kagemusha's drunk. Who else we got? White_Eyes:D, why don't you host a game?"
White Eyes just shrieks and runs away.
"How about you.... Chaotix?"
"Yeah, Zorro. You know how to host. Stop just standing there and host a game, already!" "Alright, how about somebody new, like Pharaoh!"
"My name is Pharaoh Ramese II!"
"Okay, we got the smiley just fine, but I don't have a joke for that one. I like this smiley idea though, what else we got?"
Okay, good, because he's a Count. Got it. I want moar!
Introducing Askthepizzaguy's GUESS THE SMILEY FACE GAME!!!
Askthepizzaguy began laughing maniacally.
"Yes!!! Yes!!! This is much more fun than hosting a Mafia game! I think I'll just go through the top 100 posters on the .org and make sure they each have their own smiley faces!
HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HAAA!!!
HA HAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAAHHH!!!!!"
Askthepizzaguy has been shot!
What do you mean, who did it? Who cares! We've got a Mafia game to play. Now, who wants to host the game so badly that they'd shoot Askthepizzaguy? We will soon find out!
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [32/33]
Pharaoh Ramese II
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [1/33]
BEGIN DAY ONE!
YOU MUST VOTE TO SEE WHO GETS TO HOST THIS GAME!!!
Kinda! That's the premise I'm going with. Just humor a dead Pizzaguy, all right?
- You have 48 hours to vote during the day, 24 hours at night to twiddle your thumbs. Shouldn't be too hard.
- No quoting role PMs.
- No screenshots.
- No editing votes.
- Private communication allowed.
- The dead may speak.
- Votes must be bolded.
- Have fun, play nice, live long and prosper, or get lynched day one. But whatever you do, remember it's just a game, and be a good sport.
- I'm not playing the game and, yes, I'm dead already.
- Just your standard game, except the host is dead. No biggie, I don't do much of anything anyway.
- The "mafia" sort of want to host this game. They'll kill anyone who tries to stop them. Look, fancy backstory! Better take a picture of it, before it escapes!