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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    Will anyone else be there?
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    Default Re: I am going to be home for a few days next week

    Will I be there?...

    *Ducks out of sight of strikes window and starts to clean machete and hocky mask*

    No...
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    Your sister says no.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Sorry dude. I need 30 days notice to put the paperwork together.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Sorry dude. I need 30 days notice to put the paperwork together.
    Blegh, Does August work for you? I'll probably be there for a year then.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Enlightened Despot Member Vladimir's Avatar
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    Hot, but works for me. Riverwalk baby!


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Default Re: I am going to be home for a few days next week

    I don't live there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    I don't live there
    Why not? You could live in your boat on the Riverwalk.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
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    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Why not? You could live in your boat on the Riverwalk.
    Living in my boat s kinda impossible as I don't have it amymore. It's gone.

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    Gone? Like stolen, burnt up, or did the cops take it?


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Gone? Like stolen, burnt up, or did the cops take it?
    Winter of death, not good for engines. It also doesn't help that I can be arrested if I enter the harbour after a dispute I had. Had to sell my baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Winter of death, not good for engines. It also doesn't help that I can be arrested if I enter the harbour after a dispute I had. Had to sell my baby.
    Well that's sad. But I'm sure it's an interesting story.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Well that's sad. But I'm sure it's an interesting story.
    Leave it to me to destroy what I love

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    Would be really cool to be there, but unfortunately I'll be watering my windowsill plants all of next week. Maybe another time.
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    TEXAS

    "Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
    that which is his due."
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    "Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
    that which is his due."
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    It is so miserably hot here. They have me on these meds and tell me to stay out of the sun and I feel like I am melting. When I leave fort sam to drive around I have to drive no less than 15 minutes in any direction because so far I have yet to leave base without being panhandled by 5 or more people; all neighborhoods surrounding the immediate base are filled with human trash, I think they have cell phones and call their buddies when they have a successful hit because on the rare occasion when I "donate" a dozen more show up immediately like a pack of cats....

    I wanted to go look at boobies and googled and found "Bikinis Sports Bar." Well, I had seen this place in my travels I thought. Apparently, on Rittiman next to Fort Sam between Wurzbach and I-35 there is a back alley version of this place that shamelessly rips off the name. I walk in at 6 pm and I am the only non-latino man there, and the only one not wearing a work shirt with my name on it. This explained why there were Tyson chicken trucks, car haulers and a schwans truck outside. All the the bikini girls looked like someone scooped ice cream into a sock and then microwaved it. I had a few beers and left, every one was nice, for the record....

    Not being one to learn quickly, I decide to go to the neighboring bar: Mens Lingerie Bar. I walk in and I am the only person without bling and a grill, it's an eclectic mix of white, black and asian bangers. 5 minutes in and someone tries to sell me crack and a hooker. Were I not stationed at a military base I would have bitten. I get a pity dance from a large bottomed woman, who begins to brutalize me and beat me with her rear as I sit shocked in the chair. Then she straddles a small narrow table and gets this motion going where her butt cheeks are going up and down and left and right, and making this clap noise like the snare from Hee Haw, and she starts beating her butt cheeks on the glass table in front of me and I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing. It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and I have been in Afghanistan twice.

    I stopped going out after that, sans an occasional run for some good coffee or a wal mart trip
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    Lost it at "Hee Haw".

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    I told you: Mad Dog's and Swig. The kinky stuff is in Austin.

    Strike, show this guy some sights. I hope you're doing better. Being stuck on base sucks.

    Never give the bums cash.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    I never thought it was possible to do a 4-beat count with butt cheeks, then she outdoes herself and adds a 5th beat when she introduced the table.

    Found out a recently a flame from 15 years ago is in Austin and looking great, and we are planning some dates, I may finally have a reprieve from this place.
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!

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