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Askthepizzaguy
Askthepizzaguy: "What? Oh, yeah. Ummm.... and then there was a whole boat.... full of like... zombie pirate ninjas. And the zombie pirates were all.... like... flipping out and tossing ninja stars everywhere, and going 'yarrr' and stuff. And then there was another boat full of like... ghost jesters. And they started firin' their lasers at each other, because they had lasers. And then there was a robot vampire cult that showed up from... the sky, and they began biting everyone and turned them into cyber-vampires. But there was also a renegade vampire who was all "I'm not like the others, I'm a warrior for the side of righteousness and peace and love" and he started un-vampiring everyone with his anti-vampire... um... phaser pistol. But before that happened, he was out walking around and like, buying a coffee, and the dude behind the counter kept messing up his order, so he asked to see the manager, and the guy was all "I am the manager!" but then this really hot chick showed up and she had a katana, and totally ran off the coffee guy, and then they fell in love and it was magical, but the ghost jesters arrived right then and they started... being all.... ghostly. And causing hijinks. And just when things started being like, it can't get any worse, that's when the boat full of zombie pirates crashed into the cafe and began battling the ghost jesters. So the renegade vampire and his katana girl started fighting them all, back to back, and just when it looked like they would win, the head cyber-vampire robot showed up and he had the biggest and baddest robot anyone had ever seen, ever, and he said "Well done Bitey the Renegade Vampire (his name was Bitey, I forgot to mention that), well done, but you didn't count on the baddest robot of them all crashing your little party." and so Bitey had to come up with a plan, and he threw down a smoke bomb and it made everyone cough, and he escaped out the back door, and they were being chased by the cyber-vampire-robot, which had missile launchers. But then they turned the wrong corner and got trapped in a net somehow, and it was all over for Bitey and his katana babe, and the cyber robot vampire was all "I have you now" and then that's when Bitey remembered he had super powers and used his X-ray vision to see the enemy's weak spot and then he teleported inside the big robot and shot magical fire breath at the robot's reactor core, and it exploded but before that happened he teleported outside and grabbed his babe and then they teleported to the other side of the planet, and the shockwave made the whole planet shake, but the robot vampire cult was defeated, along with the zombie pirate ninjas, but not the ghost jesters because they're already dead, so they didn't die from the big esplosions."
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