Last night, there was a huge grasshopper in my kitchen. I smacked the bugger several times with a wash cloth, trying not to smear him all over the wall and scare my dear little woman in the process. Walked away to wipe him off the floor... and when I came back... It was gone!
Now all the insane possibilities are opening... Zombie grasshopper... Vampire grashopper?
Think I'll be sleeping in my shower from now on, armed and wearing my ski garments.
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