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    Reserved for the people who don't slow down at puddles and splash everyone around them.

    I was coming back home when it started raining, a rare event here evening during monsoons and somehow it always rains when I'm outdoors and I don't want to get wet.
    Anyway I was on my motorcycle, when this guy in a car rushes past me. It was raining hard and the road was filled with water, I was already drenched, got another splash up to my waist. Then suddenly my bike splutters a bit, and stops. Somehow, water had gone inside the spark plug, and it would no longer start. Spent fifteen minutes trying fix it, without success, finally gave up and dragged it a few kilometers to the house of an acquaintance, who turned out to be out of town. I parked the bike at his place and started wending my way home. Again, the roads which are so full of taxis on other days were totally devoid of them today. Finally reached home half an hour later, drenched to the bone and in a terrible temper, having been splashed on the way more times than I cared to count.

    It truly does pour, when it rains.


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    I do this regularly. Its hilarious.

    What do you say? Oh yes, Im dry and just fine in my awesome car while you, not so much.
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    Take it like a man mia muca, nobody who is sane will be able to resist doing it

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    Totally agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopAlongBunny View Post
    Totally agree.

    Three things make society work: clean water; sanitation; courtesy.
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    I took it well enough considering I loath getting wet in the first place. Anyway hilarious would've been had I managed to get my hands on the guy by some twist of fate.


    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Did you really just admit you are gay
    Courtesy does not make a man gay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Did you really just admit you are gay
    I laughed, considerably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpoot View Post
    Anyway I was on my motorcycle, when this guy in a car rushes past me.
    Ok... stop.

    A car rushes past you? That is not a motorcycle you are riding, must be a moped or sometin'.
    A motorcycle is the king on the road... you are the troll, not the car. You should have the power to weight ratio of a super car. Nothing should get past you, not even a super car.

    And always wear the correct protective gear. Something akin to the plate armour wore by knights.
    Yes that includes kevlar jacket and pants with protective hard bits on knees, hips, elbows and shoulders. Knuckle reinforced gloves, Spine shell, Carbon or fiber glass helmet (not plastic) and reinforced and ankle protecting gortex boots. All of them water resistant.

    Maybe more suitable in cooler countries... like Norway.
    But if you go fast enough, the wind...
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    I had stopped to talk on the phone, otherwise no way would I have let a car over-take me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpoot View Post
    Courtesy does not make a man gay.
    true...courtesy only accounts for the reach around.
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    During flood season, it's fun to watch the bus create waves that the pedestrians have to jump over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    true...courtesy only accounts for the reach around.
    I LOLed

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpoot View Post
    Reserved for the people who don't slow down at puddles and splash everyone around them.
    Anyone who knows about the North West of England knows how terrible the weather here can be, and my particular town pretty much has it's own micro-climate separate from the rest of the region; in the space of an hour on Monday it went from being overcast but dry to heavy rainfall and strong winds to typical summer sun and heat back to overcast muggyness.

    Being a pedestrian in that sort of rain is terrible and I think the drivers here love giving us a good soaking; I tend to walk as far away from the curb as I can when there's huge puddles around, but that just encourages them more! :<

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Did you really just admit you are gay
    Surely he was just admitting he was insane, as per what you said... :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    Anyone who knows about the North West of England knows how terrible the weather here can be, and my particular town pretty much has it's own micro-climate separate from the rest of the region; in the space of an hour on Monday it went from being overcast but dry to heavy rainfall and strong winds to typical summer sun and heat back to overcast muggyness.

    Being a pedestrian in that sort of rain is terrible and I think the drivers here love giving us a good soaking; I tend to walk as far away from the curb as I can when there's huge puddles around, but that just encourages them more! :<



    Surely he was just admitting he was insane, as per what you said... :P
    Which raises the question, what is it about cars that makes everyone act like an arse around them?

    Is it the feeling of invulnerability?
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    I think it's more that if people see a chance to inflict humiliation and/or misery on someone, they'll more often than not jump on that opportunity. It's an unfortunate element of human nature. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    I think it's more that if people see a chance to inflict humiliation and/or misery on someone, they'll more often than not jump on that opportunity.
    That is a very cynical point of view....


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    Quote Originally Posted by secura
    I think it's more that if people see a chance to inflict humiliation and/or misery on someone, they'll more often than not jump on that opportunity.
    Apparently this is what they are thinking (first 20 seconds):

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpoot View Post
    That is a very cynical point of view....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    I think it's more that if people see a chance to inflict humiliation and/or misery on someone, they'll more often than not jump on that opportunity. It's an unfortunate element of human nature. :P
    SPLASH -> LOLGOTYA is a more fortunate one though, sense of humour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    SPLASH -> LOLGOTYA is a more fortunate one though, sense of humour
    Hilarious for the driver, not so much for the person on the other end of it... the humour is one-sided. :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    Hilarious for the driver, not so much for the person on the other end of it... the humour is one-sided. :3
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