Listen to me.
Name changes are for weaklings. Unless you cut off part of your own name. I know this strong and brave guy, who was once known as AndresTheCunning. In a moment of bravery, he cut off part of his name with a rusty knife and now he is known as Andres.
There was a weakling who had been watching brave Andres. He wanted to appear brave as well, because surely, only the brave are sure to be innocent. Weaklings on the contrary, are those who sneak around at night to kill people.
The weakling who had been watching, was johnhughthom. He really wanted to be "john", "hugh" or "thom" but he was too much of a coward to cut off part of his own name, let alone with a rusty knife.
So, he simply changed it to townhughthom. Instead of being a brave man, he choose the cowardly route. Therefore, he has to be guilty.
Vote : townhughthom.
DIE COWARD! DIE!
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