A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Game Over]

[edse]

Tally

6 townhughthom: Makrell, rickinator9, townhughthom, Elite Ferret, edse, Zack
2 Gaius: Seon, Andres
2 Visorslash: Visorslash, BSmith
2 Jarema: robbiecon, Darth Feather
1 Makrell: Major Robert Dump
1 Caius: Gaius
1 Montmorency: Diana Abnoba
1 Elite Ferret: B_Ray
1 Andres: Montmorency
1 rickinator9: LazyMcCrow

1 No Lynch: Jarema

3 No Vote: Autolycus, Classical Hero, Caius

[B-Wing]

I like JHT and would like to keep him around, but we may as well get this show on the road. Sorry john... er, town.
unvote ; vote: townhughthom

[Chaotix]

Alright, 24 hours until this round ends.

Better get me a majority before then.

[Darth Feather]

Alright, 24 hours until this round ends.

Better get me a majority before then.

Quickly, give him his majority: He is talking in red letters, that can't be good

Unvote; Vote: Townhughthom

[Seon]

Derp accidentally pressed thanks. Anyways.

unvote. Vote town.

[johnhughthom]

You can unthank, but that would be mean.

Almost as mean as lynching me.

[Andres]

I can remove all thanks from anyone I want from whatever post I want. It makes me feel deliciously evil. Mwaha. Mwahahaha. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Unvote; Vote : townhughthom

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

Sorry JHT, but this seems the logical choice.

Unvote; Vote: Townhughthom

[edse]

Tally

11 townhughthom: Makrell, rickinator9, townhughthom, Elite Ferret, edse, Zack, B_Ray, Darth Feather, Seon, Andres, Gaius
2 Visorslash: Visorslash, BSmith
1 Jarema: robbiecon
1 Makrell: Major Robert Dump
1 Montmorency: Diana Abnoba
1 Andres: Montmorency
1 rickinator9: LazyMcCrow

1 No Lynch: Jarema

3 No Vote: Autolycus, Classical Hero, Caius

[classical_hero]

vote:Gaius Scribonius Curio for capitalising my name. I also have an underscore in it.

[classical_hero]

I had to copy that down, as if I could remember all that in one go.

[Makrell]

why does everyone follow my lead on townhughtom? i made a completely random vote

[Darth Feather]

why does everyone follow my lead on townhughtom? i made a completely random vote

I think it is rather a random bandwagon than your lead



and the host was talking in scary red letters.

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

First: I sincerely apologise classical_hero - it won't happen again.

Second: Given the particular warnings we have had about not reaching a majority before the end of the round, it is best to reach a majority. The way I see it, if random, negative, consequences attend a failure to heed the hosts' instructions they will not affect mafiosi. Since R1 lynches are random at best, since a clear favourite, JHT, has been established, it only makes sense to comply with Chaotix's warning...

[Zack]

It was more of my lead, really.

[LazyMcCrow]

unvote: vote: townhughthom

[johnhughthom]

It was more of my lead, really.

Define lead.

[Zack]

"what a suspicious name change"

[Askthepizzaguy]

~~~


end of day


~~~

it is delightful to watch our new toys playing together/

they are following our instructions quite well/

they try to find us/

the keepers of the playground/

but they will never escape/

our playtime will continue/

they have chosen incorrectly today/

how they beat and kick their victim/

it is delightful to see/

but they seem to lack the will to completely break the toy/

and so we shall finish the task/

when they fall asleep/

i want you to drag our newest toy outside of the playpen/

and tie it on to the gurney in the machine room/

i call it the merrygoround/

the gurney has been modified to spin/

with the toy unable to move/

its feet sticking out/

while you guide the band saw closer and closer/

remember to wear your goggles my love/

you will get wet/

i will be watching your work with great interest.

~~~

broken toys/

chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
townhughthom- legs sawed off on the 'merry-go-round'

begin night one. Send your orders to Chaotix.

[rickinator9]

Aww, yeah! He's dead!

[johnhughthom]

[Andres]

I claim credit for the townhughthom lynch. Makrell and Zack are both townhughthomlynchleaderimpostors!

I am the only real leader!

And you shouldn't fear somebody writing in red letters. I have my name in red letters! All those writing in red letters are wannabe Andreses. Weaklings. They are as fake as my breasts!

Listen to me.

Name changes are for weaklings. Unless you cut off part of your own name. I know this strong and brave guy, who was once known as AndresTheCunning. In a moment of bravery, he cut off part of his name with a rusty knife and now he is known as Andres.

There was a weakling who had been watching brave Andres. He wanted to appear brave as well, because surely, only the brave are sure to be innocent. Weaklings on the contrary, are those who sneak around at night to kill people.

The weakling who had been watching, was johnhughthom. He really wanted to be "john", "hugh" or "thom" but he was too much of a coward to cut off part of his own name, let alone with a rusty knife.

So, he simply changed it to townhughthom. Instead of being a brave man, he choose the cowardly route. Therefore, he has to be guilty.

Vote : townhughthom.

DIE COWARD! DIE!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night almost over- waiting for clarification on something.

[Askthepizzaguy]

~~~


end of night


~~~

I have an idea for tonight's playtime/

I want you to do the following/





....












Throbbing pain. Dizziness. Nausea.


The young man came to in the middle of a cage, suspended somewhere. All around was impenetrable darkness. His head pounded. He didn't even remember falling asleep.


His body ached. He had no idea why he had been captured, or why he was being tormented. He noticed that he was somehow separated from the others. He felt utterly alone.


Somewhere from the darkness, was the sound of a plastic switch being pressed.

click to play

It sounded like a cassette player being switched on.


From what had to be an ancient speaker, the sound of Johnny Cash began to crackle.


As Autolycus stood in his tiny cage, he thought of trying to escape, even though he was disoriented. He began fumbling in the dark for anything, a latch to release himself, or perhaps a bit optimistically, the keys to his cage.


After several moments of the haunting music, a blazing bright light flared before the young man's eyes. He nearly jumped out of his skin.


It seemed that there was an object completely surrounding the cage, which had suddenly ignited in a blinding flash. It happened too quickly for Autolycus' eyes to adjust. At least now he didn't have to work in the dark.


At the second refrain, it seemed that another object had caught on fire. From what Auto could see, his cage was suspended in the middle of a hoop that was made of very combustible material. Not just one, but several hoops, which seemed to be just close enough to one another to burn in sequence.


As each hoop began to burn, it would ignite another one.


Autolycus couldn't see much else, but he did find that his cage was locked by a simple three tumbler combination lock. It was a small possibility that he could simply guess the combination and escape.


He began frantically spinning the tumblers, trying as many three digit combinations as possible. Meanwhile, a third ring caught fire, and then a fourth.


It was getting very hot inside the cage. Autolycus was sweating from fear and from the intensity of the flames. The blinding light made it harder and harder to see anything.


Frustrated by the lack of progress, and desperate to escape, Auto began to rock the cage back and forth, trying to dislodge the cage from within the inferno that had now completely surrounded him. All this seemed to do was move the cage even closer to the fire, and the heat was intolerable.


As his cage swung, he returned to the tumblers. He could barely hear the sweet soothing voice of Johnny Cash over the roar of the flames. The smoke was now stinging his eyes, and he was having difficulty breathing.


He must have tried fifty different combinations in the span of the next minute, to no avail. His head was throbbing, and he could barely stay awake. Only his racing heart was keeping him alert.


The inferno was now so hot, that his skin was beginning to blister. The cage was getting too hot.


Suddenly, material lining the outside of the cage caught fire in one terrible instant. The cage itself was now burning.


Autolycus screamed in terror and pain, shouting for anyone who could hear his cries.


Someone definitely heard his cries for help...


and We enjoyed watching him die/

~~~

broken toys/

chaotix - head smashed in with hammer
townhughthom- legs sawed off on the 'merry-go-round'
autolycus- fell into a burning ring of fire

begin day two.

[Darth Feather]

Objective randomisation clearly proves Classical Hero is guilty of the unspoken crime of being a killing psycho, ready to kill anyone who opposes him.

[Darth Feather]

So: vote: Classical Hero

[Zack]

I scanned Darth Feather and he is a Sith Lord.

Vote: Darth Feather

[Askthepizzaguy]

I scanned Darth Feather and he is a Sith Lord.

Vote: Darth Feather

You mean you scanned his name, right?

[Andres]

I noticed Zacks' avatar has a moustache, which means he's not the famous Zackbeard, but Zackmoustache. We all know men with moustaches aren't to be trusted.

Vote : Zack aka Zackmoustache

[rickinator9]

Vote: Makrell

Are you trying to disguise yourself, changing your avatar to a zombie and all?