The Search for the Skull Island

[johnhughthom]

The crew of HMS No Dweebs or Gurls chuckle at the puny damage The Galactic Chutzpah's cannon do to their targets sails. A low flying seagull would be more likely to bring them down.

[LazyMcCrow]

The Fanny Adams returns fire

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 109-4
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 -5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 84 -8
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[edse]

It must be Mary Celeste.

Edit: finally a sign of life.

[Darth Feather]

The crew of HMS No Gurls or Dweebs chuckle at the puny damage The Galactic Chutzpah's cannon do to their targets sails. A low flying seagull would be more likely to bring them down.

The crew of The Galactic Chutzpah laugh out loud when they see the immense distance between them and The fake irish-british boat aka HMS No Gurls or Dweebs.

The captain though doesn't laugh. He is way too fantastic to be laughing at something as puny as the gigantic distance between two ships.

[edse]

Handyman edse the Fabulous swings his hammer.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 109
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 +5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 84
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[BSmith]

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 114 (+5)
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 84
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[johnhughthom]

BOOOM! go the cannons on HMS No Dweebs or Gurls, much louder and smokier than The Galactic Chutzpah's.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 114
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 76 -8
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[BSmith]

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 119 (+5)
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 76
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[Darth Feather]

Captain Darth Feather The Fantastic , in his unlimited greatness decides to target the Fanny Adams sails again without having smoky, non-working cannons as on the Dweeb-Gurl-express, which are almost impossible to hear over the distance between both ships

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 110 -4
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 76
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[LazyMcCrow]

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 110
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 -5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 76
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[Ishmael]

Aargh, it looks like the Cap'n is still sleeping off his hangover. Unfortunately he never shared the secrets of how to work the cannons to any of the rest of the crew....

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 110
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 86 +10
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

[johnhughthom]

Why is the craftsman on the Fanny Adams only repairing the sails 5 at a time? Too much rum?

"Hole that mother's hull boys!"

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 110
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 86
Hull: 284 -16
Cannons: 10

[Ibn-Khaldun]

townhughthom brought out a good point..

Craftsmen can repair +10 damage done to his ship per post. He can repair only one part of the ship per post (ship sails or it's hull).

These should be correct stats of the ships:

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 86
Hull: 284
Cannons: 10

Please make sure you copy the stats from the last poster.

[Ishmael]

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96 +10
Hull: 284
Cannons: 10

[johnhughthom]

Ka-Boooom!

Etc

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 268 -16
Cannons: 10

[BSmith]

Yarrr where be my rum? I seem to have misplaced it in one of these empty bottles.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 (+10 ish) (you can only go to max 125 right?)
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 268
Cannons: 10

[johnhughthom]

"Bunny! The poop deck needs a swabbing."

Boom.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 252 (-16)
Cannons: 10

[Ishmael]

A carpenter's work is never done....

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 262 +10
Cannons: 10

[HopAlongBunny]

Swabbing the poop sir!

[Ishmael]

Ho-hum. I'm really just delaying the inevitable, as HMS NDOG will have last shot at the sails before the end of phase, but it's something to do.

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 272 +10
Cannons: 10

[edse]

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 +5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 272
Cannons: 10

[Darth Feather]

Captain Darth Feather The Fantastic, after a good night's rest re-targets the Fanny Adams. After the explosion which must be the cannons of the Dweebs and Gurls, he is in his perfectness attacking the ship again in the sails


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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121 -4
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 272
Cannons: 10

[Ishmael]

I've run out of possibly relevant things to say here. Arrr?

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 282 +10
Cannons: 10

[LazyMcCrow]

Back atcha.


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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 -5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 272
Cannons: 10

[Ishmael]

Oi! Stop trying to attack my ship! (Lazy, you appear to have hit our hull in the crossfire )

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 -5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 292 +10
Cannons: 10

[Darth Feather]

The Allmighty Captain Darth Feather proposes a temporarly ceasefire to lieutenant LazyMcCrownest and Captain Mr. Smith. He thinks it is futile to attack each other as Fabulous edse and Mr. Smith can repair quicker than we can destroy.

[LazyMcCrow]

Entirely up to the Cap'n, Sah!
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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 121
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: -5120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 292
Cannons: 10

[Darth Feather]

Wel @BSmith what do you think?

Let's keep up the attack for now

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 117 -4
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 115
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 292
Cannons: 10

[edse]

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 117
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125+10
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 292
Cannons: 10


Damned be tht for destroying two of our cannons. I do believe, however, that we have an advantage in the fight against Fanny Adams.

[Ishmael]

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-Escapees-
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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 117
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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-Followers-
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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 300 +8
Cannons: 10