Random Thoughts Thread

[Viking]

Someone was knocking on the window, so I thought someone had forgotten their keys. It was the police.

[the tokai]

Someone was knocking on the window, so I thought someone had forgotten their keys. It was the police.

Is it weird that my first thought would be that it was a raven?

[Viking]

All I can say is that there are many ravens where I grew up (especially during the last two years or so), but I've never heard anything about them knocking on windows.

[Fragony]

Time to start misbehaving, evermore

[Viking]

As an exercise, I was to trace the route of Internet packages from my computer to an arbitrary US server. I tried whitehouse.gov, nasa.gov, wikipedia.org, and none of these packages left Europe. My packages to foxnews.com did apparently not even leave the country (response time of 7 ms).

But, as expected, Kennebec Valley Community College delivered and brought my packets all across the Atlantic. Thank you, Kennebec. Wherever that is.

[Fragony]

Thanks mom, you threw away my clothes that are at least worth 2000 euro, my Cavelli and Armani trousers alone probably are. And much more is gone. Still love you.

[Fragony]

This makes me feel good. A jewish old couple was extremily violently attacked and robbed by obvious anti-semites, I'll leave the background of the assholes to your imagination. The women is in a wheelchair, husband is permanently blind. 15.000 was stolen. Weblog Geenstijl (much dispised by the msm) started a crowdfund to get it back, only took a few hours to get almost 20.000 and still counting, tommorow they will probably have twice as much as the amount of savings that were stolen.

Good job Geenstijl.

[Vuk]

Thanks mom, you threw away my clothes that are at least worth 2000 euro, my Cavelli and Armani trousers alone probably are. And much more is gone. Still love you.

You 1%er bastard! BURN IN HELL!!!

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[Fragony]

What do you say when a very precious friend hints at making her pregnant. I really love her but, well but. Not the first time she hinted at it. I am freaked out.

[Vuk]

You give her a gift card to a sperm bank for Christmas.

[Hooahguy]

Leo finally got his Oscar, and all the jokes die tonight.

[Beskar]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/29/...y-or-a-righty/

3 questions to guess your political alignment. The conclusion to why it works makes sense.

[Fragony]

Awesome dream. I was chosen for the Olympics games skiing. Minor problem, I have never skiid in my life. I never got to actually skii as I woke up, but the party was great.

@Beskar, I am a leftie. VIVA LA REVOLUTION

[Beskar]

@Beskar, I am a leftie. VIVA LA REVOLUTION

I think you broke it.

I think the point they were making was that the right-wing might typically "label" people, rather than understand as an extension of someone doing something. The examples being "Fragony is feeling optimistic about this" and "Fragony is an optimist". Unfortunately, my friend list is not known for being particularly right-wing, so I haven't had someone turn up with the alternative result.

[Hooahguy]

I spend over a half hour preparing and cooking delicious salmon for dinner and of course as Im transferring it from the oven to my plate it falls on the floor.

[Fragony]

Eat it anyway

[Beskar]

I spend over a half hour preparing and cooking delicious salmon for dinner and of course as Im transferring it from the oven to my plate it falls on the floor.

Reminds me of a story where someone ran up the stairs with a plate full of spaghetti, in their hurrying opposed to taking their time, fell forward and covered themselves in it.

and I am sat there looking at them, thinking "wtf do I do?", ended up me having a extra smaller portion and lending clothes.

[A Nerd]

There is nothing wrong with eating food off the floor as long as your floor is clean. I enjoy ramen noodles. I strain them like pasta and season them without the broth. One time, I dropped them on the floor while transferring them to the bowl. I just grabbed them and put them in the bowl and ate them. The floor actually cooled them off such that I could eat them faster. It was a delight.

The floor was not even immaculate, just moderately clean.

[Fragony]

I also just pick it up. Very fast as I have three cats.

[A Nerd]

I plan to paint my closet (it's a walk in) to complete the apartment this summer. I was going to omit it, but recently decided that the closet needed an overhaul. I just have to bring myself to part with sentiment and a certain degree of OCD.

[Shaka_Khan]

After seeing some documentaries that say that the Allied leaders were womanizers, I can see the meaning in this PSed photo:

[Fragony]

Hmmm headache, never have headaches. Did what I never do as I have had really bad experiences with medicine (beta-blockers, horrible stuff) reluctantly accepted the asperine friend of mine got for me but an asperine DOES work

[Fragony]

LOL@mom. My sister's son is taking tests for gifted kids. She is a bit dissapointed as he only scored 137, she expected at least 150. Mom please. It's true that me and my brother scored higher but we weren't 8 years old

[Husar]

Hmmm headache, never have headaches. Did what I never do as I have had really bad experiences with medicine (beta-blockers, horrible stuff) reluctantly accepted the asperine friend of mine got for me but an asperine DOES work

Glad it works for you, but isn't Aspirin the one that one usually tries first before the "harder stuff" like beta blockers?

[Fragony]

Glad it works for you, but isn't Aspirin the one that one usually tries first before the "harder stuff" like beta blockers?

Thought it would help my right hand and left shoulder from tremblng, but it are just boxing injuries. Hand and ribs got broken a few times, not very fun if your hand is trembling if you want to pay your groceries. These beta-blockers helped but I got really nasty side-effects, being really dissey, being really tired, being absolutily useless in a match. Not worth it.

[InsaneApache]

Well it's come around pretty quickly, I'm off to see Rocky horror friday night. The place should be heaving!

This guy is the lead....

[InsaneApache]

Well it was sublime. Very good indeed.

The bloke who played the gay nurse in Corrie* was the narrator and it was hilarious. No, he did the job with aplomb but the heckling got him a couple of times. In one episode he started..." Is this the end..." when a heckler shouted "of your career!" That really made him laugh....and forget his lines .....so he ad libbed and said "Believe me this is as good as it gets! you want to see the shit I've done these last few years" which got a huge laugh and a round of applause.

He then had to exit stage right in order to compose himself.

Best night I've had in ages.

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Condou

there ya go....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIPckPtYmXk

[Fragony]

There is first time for everything, got kissed in the neck by a bloke. Everybody knows he's gay and nobody cares, too much xtc lol. He kindly apoligised, don't sweat it

[Fragony]

Oh yay, got my hands on something truly awesome this time. Bronze bull, art-deco, 1940 or so, pics later

pic https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater

awesoms

[Fragony]

Reading cool book about the Zulu's, tribes had a rather odd way of waging war. First they would line up and exchange songs. If that didn't work a champion was chosen. Now duels happened in Europe as well but for the Zulu tribes losing their champion was defeat and they dropped their spears. Kinda awesome.