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    Arrow Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    If you own a cat or three, and you love TW games, you pretty much have no excuse for not purchasing Cat Battle Armor.

    In my opinion, this is pretty much the best thing ever.

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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    One of the (many) cool things bout this is that your cat will have practical armor. Contrast this with the animal armor by Jeff de Boer, which is awesome, yes, but not practical.



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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    Animal abuse, not funny at all. A cat is not a toy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Animal abuse, not funny at all.
    You will squeal a different tune when my squad of armored houscats finds you.

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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    While the cat armor is pretty nice, I'd really like to see the armor the owner had to wear while dressing the feline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    I'd really like to see the armor the owner had to wear while dressing the feline.
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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    That's all nice, but it's only leather, even for medieval stuff you want full plate, for the more modern cat it would have to be kevlar.
    You don't bring leather armor to a gunfight just like you don't bring a gun to a catfight (for which this armor should be very good actually).


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    Won't the cat feel weird with that thing on?
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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    Quote Originally Posted by Myth View Post
    Won't the cat feel weird with that thing on?
    Depends on the cat. Basically, it's the same as with clothes for us, the cat would get used to it. Now some cats will try very hard to remove or destroy it so they will have problems getting to the "being used to" stage, so there's where the depends on the cat part comes in.

    I haven't tried actual clothing, but I've seen the huge tolerance diffferences between different cats.
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    yeah, putting that on Leo would not end well: he's super-neurotic. and kind of a weirdo.
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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    I'm a dog guy.

    Dogs wear real armour.

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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    Quote Originally Posted by Myth View Post
    Won't the cat feel weird with that thing on?
    Yes.

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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    I'm a dog guy.

    Dogs wear real armour.


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    Default Re: Cat Battle Armor: At Last

    My oh my..

    Now I must get pup dog armour!!!

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    delightful! :)
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