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    Default First the Twinkies, now they are after my oreos.

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    Nabisco's production is moving out of the US resulting in half of the 1200 Chicago workers being laid off. This is disastrous as the additional shipping distance from bakery to American consumer promises to leave 300 million innocent people with slightly stale oreos. When will the madness stop. I just want to live in a world where US obesity is possible because of American made oreos using American high fructose corn syrup, all at a cheap price because of American corn subsidies.

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    Lol Oreos can't go stale in a human lifespan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Montmorency View Post
    Lol Oreos can't go stale in a human lifespan.
    The discerning man can tell. It's the Mexican heat, the air will suck out all the moisture before they are even in the truck. Chicago is humid and cool, the air practically preserves the cookie.


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    So ACIN you will be sneaking across the border for some cookies...
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    Default Re: First the Twinkies, now they are after my oreos.

    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    The discerning man can tell. It's the Mexican heat, the air will suck out all the moisture before they are even in the truck. Chicago is humid and cool, the air practically preserves the cookie.
    They can reengineer the air up to the packaging station, where they are packed into air tight aluminum foil, the price for that can easily be passed on to the customer for the superior taste will justify it.


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    Oreos are trash anyways, I dont get the appeal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Oreos are trash anyways, I dont get the appeal.
    Get Canadian Oreo's, way better.
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    Silly American peasants, getting worked up over mere oreos when you should be supping on the ambrosia that is custard creams
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