Pirate Ship Mafia III - sign-up thread

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh Zack. You will always be either Zack or Zackbeard to me. There are no other names. :P

[El Barto]

Thar be no vidja games in the 1700s, lad. Yarr.

There be nae pizza either, lad. Yarrr.

Canonically, we'll say he stepped down as Captain some point between the end of Pirate Ship II and the retreat from New Tortuga.

‘Stepped down’? Maybe he be tryin' to get back after that curious mischief involving underaged strumpets be had to pay to silen

[Ice]

I'm in.

[GeneralHankerchief]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Admiral Hankerchief, I found a couple of landlubbers (not you, landlubber...)

They'll be signin' up to come aboard soon. Go by the name of ShipItUp and Kawamii, but might be goin' by other names. They'll identify themselves when they get here, yarrr.

Now yarr all gonna be nice to these newcomers until they get their sea legs. Then ye can feed em to the sharks and see if they can swim, yo ho ho.

I'll forego any dubloons I be gettin' fer welcomin' them aboard, says I.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Much obliged.

I noticed that @Sooh hasn't signed up yet despite indicating interest, consider this a friendly poke/invite to do so!

[Double A]

I'm in.

holy crap I feel young for once because I don't understand these implications

[Askthepizzaguy]

Much obliged.

I noticed that @Sooh hasn't signed up yet despite indicating interest, consider this a friendly poke/invite to do so!

Sooh will decline to join this game, the timing of it is actually the worst for me as well since I'm going to go see her over the next couple weeks.

My own involvement in this game will be limited to a couple of comments per day and a vote, and tagging along with someone else's groups at night. And sending in the murder, of course, because I'm the Frenchman.

Much to many people's relief, including my own.

[Double A]

I continue to be utterly perplexed by your various relationships with mafia players

[Askthepizzaguy]

I may develop sudden onset personality dysphoria and speak entirely in French this whole game, while dressed something like this:




Only, I was thinking more more like a combination of face-painted Marcel Marceau and an even fatter and older Girard Depardieu.


And yes, I totally will do this even if I actually rand the Frenchman role. Because my own personal enjoyment, that's why.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I continue to be utterly perplexed by your various relationships with mafia players

What we shared together, Double A, was very romantic, but you're just not my type for a long term thing.

[Golden1Knight]

In. BSmith sent me here.

[Zack]

My own involvement in this game will be limited to a couple of comments per day and a vote, and tagging along with someone else's groups at night.

I know you've said this lots of times, but has it ever been true?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know you've said this lots of times, but has it ever been true?

I'm keeping hope alive.

No, seriously, I'm not going to be online that much, for very simple reasons. And I will organize zero groups.

I'll be a hired hand for someone else maybe. I have virtually zero chance of getting a giant pile of gold and I don't care. I'm here for the nostalgia and to hopefully be entertaining and also see folks I haven't seen play in a while, and to fill ranks.

Watch me be virtually nonexistent and die N1 this game. My final words will be Yarr Matey.

[johnhughthom]

In to take Pizza's place as Askthenetworkguy.

[Ironside]

Been a while. In. Visorslash's @ poke that got me here.

[TheFlax]

In.

[Csargo]

holy crap I feel young for once because I don't understand these implications

He's a part of the old guard I guess you'd say... Back when GH originally started these games at the Org.

[El Barto]

So that's from when Hankerchief was only a Captain?

[Winston Hughes]

Arrr. I be sad to say it, but me time has come fer a bit o' shore leave, so I won't be able to join yer party as intended. The temptation's great indeed, but I made a promise to me girl that I'd keep me feet dry for a month or two, and I value me balls too fondly to go back on me word now. Fair weather to ye, me hearties. I'll have a barrel of grog waitin' on yer return, so I will.

[Zack]

Arrr. I be sad to say it, but me time has come fer a bit o' shore leave, so I won't be able to join yer party as intended. The temptation's great indeed, but I made a promise to me girl that I'd keep me feet dry for a month or two, and I value me balls too fondly to go back on me word now. Fair weather to ye, me hearties. I'll have a barrel of grog waitin' on yer return, so I will.

blessins be on yer balls, may they live long and prosparrr

[GeneralHankerchief]

Alright, we've hit the minimum! That said, obviously any additional players will be welcome. Still on the fence? Just come across this thread for the first time? I'm keeping signups open for slightly over 24 more hours, at which point the game will begin. Be there or forever be considered British.

[El Barto]

Be there or forever be considered British.

Arrr, tha' be why yonder Winston be a scurvy landlubbin' yellabellie. His queen be orderin' him about.

[TFT]

I would like to be in.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Arrr. I be sad to say it, but me time has come fer a bit o' shore leave, so I won't be able to join yer party as intended. The temptation's great indeed, but I made a promise to me girl that I'd keep me feet dry for a month or two, and I value me balls too fondly to go back on me word now. Fair weather to ye, me hearties. I'll have a barrel of grog waitin' on yer return, so I will.

You fondle your balls too value-ly?

[Winston Hughes]

I dry me balls too heartily. That'll be why I stand this way.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Alright people, let's try to at least be a bit more subtle with the innuendo.

[seireikhaan]

So, when does the game start, darling?

[Zack]

Just to be clear - I am not gunning for the captaincy this time around. Cousin Zaccino was always a bit ambitious (or power-hungry, depending on who you ask). Love that guy, but I walk a different path.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Is it a short, wooden path?

Will there be a splash at the end, and sharks getting fed?