Bird mafia [Concluded]

[Sooh]

Did they leave you alone on the ground?

That's enough rudeness from you, thank you very much!

Vote: Atheotes for not knowing that you're a bird even if you can't fly! Clearly he doesn't know bird biology from a first hand standpoint and should be lynched.

[El Barto]

Where are all the birds?

Have you all flown away?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pelican: 2 (Bsmith, atheotes)
Jolt: 2 (Pelican, edse)
Sooh: 2 (Al Sips, Auto)
BSmith: 2 (Seireikhaan, El Barto)
GH: 2 (Zack, Jolt)
Al Sipsclar: 2 (Double A, Winston Hughes)
Khaan: 1 (Beskar)
Auto: 1 (GH)
atheotes: 1 (Sooh)

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Day One

Cat was nowhere to be seen, and so the birds simply goose-stepped around the pigeon's remains, pecked at things, and laid a big fat egg today. Feather or not the rumors of a supposed "bird mafia" were true, it wasn't that uncommon to find a bird ripped to pieces. It's not like these birds of a feather could even flock together. Do they even achieve lift, bro?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

No lynch due to massive tie.

Tally

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Pelican: 2 (Bsmith, atheotes)
Jolt: 2 (Pelican, edse)
Sooh: 2 (Al Sips, Auto)
BSmith: 2 (Seireikhaan, El Barto)
GH: 2 (Zack, Jolt)
Al Sipsclar: 2 (Double A, Winston Hughes)
Khaan: 1 (Beskar)
Auto: 1 (GH)
atheotes: 1 (Sooh)

Begin night one!

[Askthepizzaguy]

24 hours ish for NAs

[El Barto]

I thought there'd be a tiebreaker round if the regular phase tally ended in a tie.

[Beskar]

I think it would have been multiple deaths, but it would have been short-change for the Cat to have died so easily.

[Double A]

I would've been okay with half the players dying. PROBABLY would've gotten a mafia.

[El Barto]

The odds would have been in our favour… but what about the evens?

[Double A]

Only if we keep the Eldrazi out.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Small delay before starting Day 2

Will not be doing another 24 hours for night, just busy atm

[seireikhaan]

Only if we keep the Eldrazi out.

Caw needs more blade for that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

OK working on writeup!

[El Barto]

Your information can't possibly be that accurate. FfoS:Askthepizzaguy

[Winston Hughes]

@Al Sips

I am busy with meatlife cannot find time enough to this game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Night One


Bird was wandering around the habitat, panting and grunting and foraging for food. Bird became very sleepy, and decided now might be a good time to catch some sleep. Bird lowered herself down, making sure to remain just alert enough to be wary of potential predators.

But Bird had feasted on quite a lot of things today, and quickly fell into a deeper sleep.

Many hours passed.

When morning comes, Bird opens her eyes and sees something terrible looking her in the face.

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"OH HAI THERE!!!!"

Shouted the very friendly Bird.

"I DIDN'T SEE U THERE!
WE CAN BE FRANDS NAO!?"

And Bird's face exploding was the very curt reply.

Bird died.

Alive and predatorial birds:

Kiwikhaan
BirdSmith
Resplendent quetzack
Pelican
Jowlt
Albatross Sipsclar
aletheotes
edseedsnipe
Winstone-curlew
General Hawkerchief
Autoflycatcherus
Yellow-barto loon
Besrakar
Doubleday's hummingbird

Dead:

Pigeon
Emu- Sooh


BEGIN DAY TWO!!!!

[Winston Hughes]

vote: Al Sipsclar

[El Barto]

vote:Winston Hughes I thought meatlife had you occupied… seems that not enough to prevent you from voting but enough to prevent you from explaining your vote.

[Winston Hughes]

vote: El Barto

[Sooh]

Well that was EMOOOOOOOOOHSING!

[El Barto]

vote:Winston Hughes I thought meatlife had you occupied… seems that not enough to prevent you from voting but enough to prevent you from explaining your vote.

vote: El Barto

Thanks for making my point, Winston.

[Winston Hughes]

Thanks for giving yourself away, scummo.

[Winston Hughes]

So, Takhisis lock scum.

Who's next?

[El Barto]

Au contraire, I am the only person I can certify as townie. It's in my rôle PM!

[Winston Hughes]

The science says otherwise. My irreverence detector has you square in the scum zone.

[El Barto]

I am sorry, but the user named Takhisis is unavailable. I am his good friend, El Barto.

You're even editing posts and not justifying votes! vote:Winston Hughes

Now the tally's 2-1 in favour of you being lynched.

[Winston Hughes]

Mmm, a little more like it.

But you can't undo the original read, and that says 'lynch him' in flashing red letters.

[El Barto]

Lynch whom?

[Al Sipsclar]

Vote: Winston Hughes who clearly doesn't have any time for this and is looking for a way out.
Also, birds don't have enormous members, so he's obviously a mammal.

[Winston Hughes]

Lynch whom?

Lynch youm.

Vote: Winston Hughes who clearly doesn't have any time for this and is looking for a way out.

I have no time at all for this, and am actually posting in my sleep right now.

Also, birds don't have enormous members, so he's obviously a mammal.

I am content to be lynched on this basis.