Bird mafia [Concluded]

[Al Sipsclar]

Very well, Unvote; Vote: Auto. I think you're a jerk chicken. Rude and unreasonable.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Countdown to End of Day Two

[Zack]

can we get a tally in here

[Askthepizzaguy]

4 El Barto: Winston, Pelican, autolycus, Beskar
4 autolycus: GeneralHankerchief, atheotes, BSmith, Al Sipsclar
2 Winston: El Barto, edse
1 GeneralHankerchief: Zack
1 atheotes: Double A

2 No Vote : Khaan, Jolt

[edse]

4 El Barto: Winston, Pelican, autolycus, Beskar
4 autolycus: GeneralHankerchief, atheotes, BSmith, Al Sipsclar
2 Winston: El Barto, edse
1 GeneralHankerchief: Zack
1 atheotes: Double A

2 No Vote : Khaan, Jolt

[Askthepizzaguy]

Or right that's probably more accurate

Thanks edse

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Winston

Chirp chirp chaos chirp.

[Zack]

Instead of choosing one of the bandwagons, I think I'll just keep my throwaway vote on GH for now. This does not make scum. In fact, this is so transparently scummy, the only reasonable conclusion is that I must be town. QED.

[Winston Hughes]

I would be suspicious of Winston

Yes...

but I think he wants to be lynched as he wants to exit the game

Now hang on just a moment...

and he is good enough that any cat would have to get rid of him, or he will cat-them-out.

You seem to have me confused with someone else.

[Winston Hughes]

Reasons to lynch me:

I am scum
I am vanilla town
I am a compulsive liar

Reasons not to lynch me:

El Barto is still alive

[Winston Hughes]

[El Barto]

All in all, it's three reasons to vote you against one for voting me.

[Beskar]

Yes...
Now hang on just a moment...
You seem to have me confused with someone else.

Why so? You can be a detective genius at scum tells, and with you playing up, I know you're town. So it makes sense not to lynch you as it would waste our time and allow the cat to eat another. Not going to give that cat an easy time, if they want rid of you, they need to eat you.

[El Barto]

How do we know that the cat is the only scummo, again?

[Zack]

Unvote, Vote: Beskar

die scum

[El Barto]

How do you know he's scum? He's not even voting for me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

4 El Barto: Winston, Pelican, autolycus, Beskar
4 autolycus: GeneralHankerchief, atheotes, BSmith, Al Sipsclar
3 Winston: El Barto, edse, Khaan
1 atheotes: Double A
1 Beskar: Zack

No Vote : Jolt

5 1/2 hours to go.

[Double A]

Instead of choosing one of the bandwagons, I think I'll just keep my throwaway vote on GH for now. This does not make scum. In fact, this is so transparently scummy, the only reasonable conclusion is that I must be town. QED.

And let's not forget the fact that you're Zack. Do you have no decency?

[El Barto]

Well, this is a matter of choosing between two people who vote for El Barto, 100% certified town. unvote; vote:Autolycus.

[El Barto]

And let's not forget the fact that you're Zack. Do you have no decency?

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY HAS ENDED

Eating dinner, writeup commences soon.

[Double A]

Is that a rhetorical question?

Was it a decent rhetorical question?

[El Barto]

DAY HAS ENDED

Eating dinner, writeup commences soon.

Dammit, that woman has you eating at normal-person hours. This is definite proof you're not making up this marriage thing.

Was it a decent rhetorical question?

Hmm, since you seem to lack any discernible traces of dignity, I am forced to conclude that it's not.

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Day Two


Bird was a very kind and loving Bird. Bird was gathering food for his lovely partner. But it seems someone left the gate to the habitat wide open. Bird wandered outside, wondering what it was like out there. Instead, he found cat.

Other bird wondered where first Bird went off to. Followed trail of feathers and saw little bird feets laying in the grass.

Then cat came and feasted on other bird! They were lover masons!

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.




Alive and predatorial birds:

Kiwikhaan
BirdSmith
Resplendent quetzack
Pelican
Albatross Sipsclar
aletheotes
edseedsnipe
Winstone-curlew
General Hawkerchief
Yellow-barto loon
Besrakar
Doubleday's hummingbird


Dead:

Pigeon
Emu- Sooh
Turtle Dove- Autolycus
Turtle Dove- Jolt


BEGIN NIGHT TWO!!!!

[El Barto]

*facepalm* You didn't think to claim masons or lovers?

[Beskar]

*facepalm* You didn't think to claim masons or lovers?

Amusingly accurate. It would have meant one extra shot against Cat and it would have forced the Cat to kill them, rather than hit something more substainal like a roleblocker or doctor.

[El Barto]

Yes… I'd rather have died myself then.

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Night Two


Bird was restless after the death of Turtledove couple.

Bird thought to himself, life is short. Live now, die later, but LIVE, bird dang it!

And so Bird decided he would go out clubbing. He wore his finest feathers, they were all gelled up so they'd be extra pointy.

I guess what I saying is, **it be bangin', I mean seriously, chick this out:

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You can't tell Bird that that **it ain't be bangin', dog. I'm telling you that Bird can't hold back all this sexy and he's going to get so much hen action tonight, eggs be rollin like thunder. **it be electric. Bird be blowin' up in the club and no cat gonna stop him from gettin' his hen on, you feel me, dog?

Anyway Bird get to club, and he start to dance. And the hens be noticing how much he got game. Don't even pretend like they not looking.

Bird decide to give the honeys a little show. Bird tear open his feather jacket and reveal sexy chest:

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Awww yeah honey. You know you want some of this. Bird pump up his chest, and he not even need to work out. That's just how it naturally be. Chest pump up like basketball sneakers, and that's how Bird starts to jam.

I see the ladies checking Bird out. Oh honey, seriously, are you sure you can even handle all this raw, uncensored male flesh? Hen might be fittin to pass out and Bird don't know if he can stop gettin his mack on to come rescue hen. Hen has to know for sure she can handle man of this size.

Don't think that's impressive? Here, side shot. Let Bird flex for hen in profile. Then tell Bird you don't want all of this Bird meat.

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That right, hen. You best step off if you feeling faint because erry other hen in the club want Bird. Look at how this chick can't keep her eyes off of Bird's rippling inflatable neck sacs.

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She know she want it. That's why she keep pretending to look away. But what about you, haven't seen you hen around the habitat lately. What up girl?

That's fine, you don't have to talk to Bird, be shy. Play hard to get. There plenty other hen in the pen.

You kind of strange looking hen anyway. What that you pointing at Bird's face?

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**BLAMMMO**

Bird did not see that coming, Bird begrudgingly forced to admit.

Bird die how Bird lived. Breaking hen's hearts.

Bird had no regrets.

Alive and predatorial birds:

Kiwikhaan
BirdSmith
Resplendent quetzack
Pelican
Albatross Sipsclar
aletheotes
edseedsnipe
Winstone-curlew
General Hawkerchief
Besrakar
Doubleday's hummingbird


Dead:

Pigeon
Emu- Sooh
Turtle Dove- Autolycus
Turtle Dove- Jolt
Greater sage-grouse- El Barto


BEGIN DAY THREE!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Countdown to End of Day Three

[El Barto]

Yes… I'd rather have died myself then.

I meant in the lynch last turn. Sheesh, mafia, get it right.