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    Quote Originally Posted by Raith Kemmler View Post
    I sit on the couch and chop up the furniture. Would that make me town or mafiaosa in this game?

    Doesn't matter. Let's murder some furniture.
    This is an in, right?

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    A weird theme gets a weird intro.

    Yeah, I'm in.

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    that was actually less ambiguous than my average join post

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    I'm kind of busy lately, but if you still need the seventeenth player, you can count on me.

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    Yay! Thanks Golden1Knight. I'll start us off some time tomorrow then, and D1 will stretch over the weekend.

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    Alright. Time for role PMs. No posting until I say so (if you're even here before I'm done).

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    Welcome to the Living Room of Doom!
    The living room of the Olsson Family has always been a peaceful place to live, however, one January evening everything began to change.

    The Olsson's have always been the picture perfect Swedish family. Yellow wooden house with white window frames in peaceful country surroundings, a white picket fence yard and a Volvo in the garage makes up the outer frame of their happy family life. Indoors the rooms are occupied largely by old family heirlooms and a mish-mash of Ikea furniture. The furniture lived happily, side by side with the family, and a screw loose had never been a problem for the Olssons. They expected nothing more from the Ikea furniture, and were happy to fix any problems rather than replacing the furniture.

    Like I said, one evening it all started changing. That was an evening of great celebration for the Olssons, because they had bought a winning lottery ticket, and all of a sudden 3 500 000 Swedish kronor were added to the family's fortune. The furniture rejoiced in their family's good luck, but a couple of months later their joy turned to fear. The rumors started in the dining room. A chair broke during dinner, causing grandmother Olsson to fall on the floor. The unfortunate chair in question was placed outside the house by the woodshed, and the morning after the horrified furniture witnessed their beloved friend being chopped to pieces.

    Soon similar rumors came in from all over the house. Furniture which broke would not be fixed anymore, but rather cruelly chopped into firewood and replaced by Designer Pieces. The living room furniture held on to their screws as tightly as they could.



    On a Saturday evening the dreadful business happened. A Stockholm arm chair collapsed under the weight of Mrs. Olsson. As they carried it out, the arm chair shouted to the other furniture: "It wasn't me! It was sabotage! Somebody broke my pegs last night when we were all asleep!"

    The other furniture could do nothing for the poor Stockholm now, but they started eyeing each other suspiciously. Who would do such a thing? Could it be that the Designer Pieces had already infiltrated them and tried to take them out, one by one? The furniture braced themselves for a thorough investigation. They had to find the saboteur, before they were all replaced!


    Player list:
    1. Askthepizzaguy
    2. AdmiralKleenex
    3. Jarema
    4. El Barto
    5. atheotes
    6. BSmith
    7. Al Sipsclar
    8. Double A
    9. GeneralHankerchief
    10. Eldrick (replacing Seireikhaan)
    11. johnhughthom
    12. Visor
    13. edse
    14. Choxorn
    15. Punisher
    16. Raith Kemmler
    17. Golden1Knight

    Sample Vanilla role PM:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Welcome to the Living Room of Doom.


    You are Stockholm arm chair, vanilla town.

    Your mission is to rid the living room of the dreaded Designer Pieces. You win when the last Designer Piece is gone.


    Rules:
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    1. Do not discuss the game outside of the game thread and mod-designated channels.

    2. You may not edit or delete posts in the game thread for any reason at any time, nor may you THANK post while the game is still going on. After you die you may post one BAH post which does not include any clues.

    3. You may not post screenshots of or directly quote your role PM, mod communication, or any other game-related communication that originated outside of the game thread.

    4. You are expected to behave civilly.

    5. You may claim whatever you like. Mafia have fake claims.

    6. Days will be 48 hours and nights will be 24. D1 will have an extended deadline.

    7. There are no cults in this game.


    End of D1:
    Last edited by Sooh; 04-13-2016 at 07:24.

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    You may now post!

    Good luck everyone!

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    Villager
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    I will brutally destroy anyone who tries to lynch me, because they are fools, and probably designer furniture. You'd think I was joking. Look at me. I'm not joking. You think I'm joking. I'm not joking. Lickity Lackety Lock. Just like a grandfather clock. Insert several more lines here about being way more lock clear than you. Many more paragraphs oughta cover it. There we are.

    Joke vote: Askthepizzaguy = HAR HAR HAR You're funny make a real vote or die

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    vote: atpg

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    Vote: AdmiralKleenex

    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
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    My vote looms over the unfortunate designer furnishings like the sword of Damocles. Seventeen players, and only so many places for the scummos to hide. Perhaps three scummos. If I took five shots randomly, how many scummos could I hit?

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    Khaan
    GH
    johnny boy
    Zackleeno
    Golden1Knight


    Well. If I took shots here, I could get into a lot of trouble.

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    Vote: Khaan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Visor View Post
    vote: atpg
    You clicked the wrong button.

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    Vote: Punisher

    No one with that stereotypical a name could have a screw loose like a real, properly sat in butt warmer.

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    Oh hai Punisher

    What do you think of Raith's vote on you? Do you think he's been a very naughty boy and deserves some kind of behaviorally-triggered negative consequence?

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    vote: ATPG

    Anyone got an Allen wrench? I think I've got a screw loose.

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    hardclaim Swedish meatball

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief View Post
    Vote: AdmiralKleenex

    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
    Agreed.

    Vote: GeneralHankerchief

    ps navy > army

    pps kleenex > handkerchief

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    resistance to gh wagon noted

    #wagonomics

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    vote: Visorslash

    Pizza, why are you making false promises?

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    resistance to gh wagon double-noted

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    Random.org says vote: atheotes
    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Oh hai Punisher

    What do you think of Raith's vote on you? Do you think he's been a very naughty boy and deserves some kind of behaviorally-triggered negative consequence?
    A [wiki=Two_Bad_Neighbors]spanking[/wiki] might be in order.
    good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
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    Fixing link for reference: spankings.
    good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarema View Post
    vote: Visorslash

    Pizza, why are you making false promises?
    What kind of promise do you mean?

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    resistance to gh wagon is OUT OF CONTROL INFINITY-NOTED

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    Votecount:

    ATPG (2) - Visor, Al Sips
    AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
    Khaan (1) - ATPG
    Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
    GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
    Visor (1) - Jarema
    atheotes (1) - El Barto

    Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, Double A, Seireikhaan, johnhughthom, edse, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    GH (1)
    *explodes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    AdmiralKleenex (1)
    *does a way cooler and more memorable explosion*
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Why are there two votes on Atpg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Barto View Post
    Why are there two votes on Atpg and not 12 on gh?
    finished your thought

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