IKEA mafia [Concluded]

[Double A]

We should table this discussion for later.

[El Barto]

Because…?

[Zack]

do you legitimately have a wolf read on GH or are you just mucking around?

idk how you could legitimately have a wolf read on anyone at this point

[Visor]

idk how you could legitimately have a wolf read on anyone at this point

Why not?

[Jarema]

The tone of this post is completely off for town Jarrema.

Lynch him with great prejudice.

Oh come on. You are better than this.

[Visor]

Oh come on. You are better than this.

what kind of defence is this?

[edse]

A passive aggressive one Vote: Jarema

[Sooh]

Vote count:

ATPG (1) - Khaan
AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
Khaan (1) - ATPG
Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
Visor (1) - Jarema
atheotes (1) - El Barto
Jarema (4) - Visor, Al Sips, Double A, edse

Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, johnhughthom, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey Jarema:

1) Your opening post directed at me sucked

2) Your vote on Visor really sucks, because he's an obvious villager.

3) Last chance to act like a townie this game. Go.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Jarema

Al rising up the villager ranks based on this vote switch. I don't find that scumbags are so cooperative with vague suspicions when they've already placed a vote, especially given the short time frame between those two poasts.

[Visor]

Hey Jarema:

1) Your opening post directed at me sucked

2) Your vote on Visor really sucks, because he's an obvious villager.

3) Last chance to act like a townie this game. Go.

How am I an obvious villager?

Why did you read me town earlier when I had only posted once and it was a vote for you?

[Visor]

Al rising up the villager ranks based on this vote switch. I don't find that scumbags are so cooperative with vague suspicions when they've already placed a vote, especially given the short time frame between those two poasts.

I agree on this, regardless of Jaremas alignment.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why does Al Sipsclar replicate Visor's votes?

You can't spell replicate Visor's votes without Sipsclar.

[Askthepizzaguy]

How am I an obvious villager?

Why did you read me town earlier when I had only posted once and it was a vote for you?

I used the force. The force is strong with me this game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I really don't want to oppose the Jarema wagon, so let me think of who needs to die on day two.

[Visor]

I used the force. The force is strong with me this game.

sorry bub, i'm the only soulreader in this game

But seriously, voting you there is something I would do in either alignment and you know that, so I have to ask, why did you village read me for it?

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: atpg

Townish Visor

Vote: AdmiralKleenex

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Assuming GH and AK-Zack are both villagers is a risky bet at this stage. I don't want to take such a bet, especially given how neither one is especially villagery so far. Plus, the random gods never lie. someone inside my 5 shot is scum, and someone is a villager. (<---Duh, play the odds much pizza)

Assuming they're both woofs, would mean the woof team is exactly Jarema, Zack, and GH. Kind of a craptastic opening round from this team if that's the case.

Way too many words: I'd be willing to lynch inside of AK and GH on day two.

Vote: Punisher

No one with that stereotypical a name could have a screw loose like a real, properly sat in butt warmer.

Can't clear Raith for this post using my brain. But the force says he's probably innocent.

vote: ATPG

Anyone got an Allen wrench? I think I've got a screw loose.

I was all set to vote for the peoples voting for me after my OP, but they both look really good right now, and their votes directed at me felt villagery.

At this point, as you're reading this, someone will think that this is classic scum pizza buttering up the village by declaring with infinite wisdom and PIS how villagery the village is. Congratulations, you're wrong. But I'd totally do this, so you're right. Except you're still also wrong.

I'm onto you! I know how your paranoid brain works, generic other villagers!

hardclaim Swedish meatball

Is it a spicy meatball?

Agreed.

Vote: GeneralHankerchief

ps navy > army

pps kleenex > handkerchief

resistance to gh wagon noted

#wagonomics

Corporal Capeman would totally own both of you, by the way. First, he's a marine, secondly, he's got a frickin' cape. That's way more surface area to wipe one's schnoz on.

Zack with the very active opening. No bet.

vote: Visorslash

Pizza, why are you making false promises?

Vote one person for no raisin while addressing another is often mafia.

Next pg

[Visor]

Assuming GH and AK-Zack are both villagers is a risky bet at this stage. I don't want to take such a bet, especially given how neither one is especially villagery so far

This part of your post smells decidedly wolfy.

You don't want to take a bet on something like that when it is basically 75% * 75% that they are both villagers? Weird wording. Smells like setting up a mislynch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

resistance to gh wagon is OUT OF CONTROL INFINITY-NOTED

Votecount:

ATPG (2) - Visor, Al Sips
AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
Khaan (1) - ATPG
Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
Visor (1) - Jarema
atheotes (1) - El Barto

Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, Double A, Seireikhaan, johnhughthom, edse, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight

*explodes*

*does a way cooler and more memorable explosion*

Why are there two votes on Atpg?

finished your thought

This just in: You can only multiquote 6 posts at a time, then it starts de-selecting it automatically.

Good jerb

[Askthepizzaguy]

This part of your post smells decidedly wolfy.

You don't want to take a bet on something like that when it is basically 75% * 75% that they are both villagers? Weird wording. Smells like setting up a mislynch.

Your brain is farting loudly rite now.

Shhh and lynch Jarrema and GH.

[Visor]

Seriously Pizza, explain how you town read me for something which is completely not alignment indicative, and more importantly that you know is such?

[Askthepizzaguy]

resistance to gh wagon double-noted

I don't think Zack does this to GH on d1 as w/w because of how terrible it is. And risky given our group contains a lot of villagers who might wander in and give it 2 second's thought and go OTAY and vote GH.

Unless GH is about to leave for vacation and feels crap about subbing out, this bus doesn't happen. PS it would still be a stupid move and Zack doesn't play stupid moves.

Random.org says vote: atheotes

A [wiki=Two_Bad_Neighbors]spanking[/wiki] might be in order.

Meh.

Fixing link for reference: spankings.

Meh.

What kind of promise do you mean?

Ok, this guy is definitely a townie. I like the cut of his jib.

resistance to gh wagon is OUT OF CONTROL INFINITY-NOTED

Would lynch Zack if GH is town. Would give Zack the first shot.

^Scummy thing for me to say. Vote: Pizza even though I'm lick lack lock lØk låk clear, and definitely way clearer than even Visorslash. Yes, even Visorslash. And votes for me would be utter garbage and you can do better, yes, khaan can do better and move his vote because I'm afraid the worst day one of all time might repeat itself despite the current wagon totals.

Votecount:

ATPG (2) - Visor, Al Sips
AdmiralKleenex (1) - GH
Khaan (1) - ATPG
Punisher (1) - Raith Kemmler
GH (1) - AdmiralKleenex
Visor (1) - Jarema
atheotes (1) - El Barto

Not voting: atheotes, BSmith, Double A, Seireikhaan, johnhughthom, edse, Choxorn, Punisher, Golden1Knight

A random smattering of village reads.

The green is very weak in this context, it merely means that if the person voting for you is a wolf, you're a villager until final 9, or whatever is LOL-1 round depending on who dies.

For example, GH doesn't look that villagery at all so far but if AK was scum, then he'd be okay. Of the two, AK looks better. Atheotes is a big fat null.

Don't like Barto, Jarema can die in a fire, would lynch GH or one of the non-voters that isn't colored in blue.

Why Punisher blue, Pizza?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

THE FORCE SAYS SO.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Seriously Pizza, explain how you town read me for something which is completely not alignment indicative, and more importantly that you know is such?

Ugh, do you want to examine this even further?

How many turbos and games have I played where I have placed myself in a position of reading someone's alignment based on trivia or nothing? Hell, I strongly scum-read someone once for being one of three non-posters. Specifically that player, too, not the other two.

Right now, I have a dead to rights villager in the non-poster pile.

You want me to explain that? I can't. I'm not going to do so. There's absolutely nothing I could possibly say that could make anyone ever come around to understanding how I do that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm dropping that subject Visor, pursue it at our mutual peril.

Continuing ON

[Visor]

Ugh, do you want to examine this even further?

How many turbos and games have I played where I have placed myself in a position of reading someone's alignment based on trivia or nothing? Hell, I strongly scum-read someone once for being one of three non-posters. Specifically that player, too, not the other two.

Right now, I have a dead to rights villager in the non-poster pile.

You want me to explain that? I can't. I'm not going to do so. There's absolutely nothing I could possibly say that could make anyone ever come around to understanding how I do that.

Well, I beat ya there, I have two villagers in the non posting pile. :p

[Askthepizzaguy]

*explodes*

It's the mildest of the mild, because it's Zack, but I want to believe he is enjoying the game on this level because he's a villager.

But I'm sure he could replicate it.

*does a way cooler and more memorable explosion*

Gonan lynch GH d2.

Why are there two votes on Atpg?

Don't trust El Barto, gonan lynch him d3. Haha just kidding I'll be dead by then I suck pepperoni.

finished your thought

Because the mafia is particularly suicidal this game.

Well, except for Visor. He's townish.

Was hoping I'd actually draw more voters toward me here. That's what the bolded was about.

They have a tendency to attack villagers who cannot possibly counterattack all their accusers at once. Plus votes moved off of me

Vote: Jarema

Force read of villager on Visor here became a legit one with this and his follow up.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, I beat ya there, I have two villagers in the non posting pile. :p

Yeah but mine is my n0 so he's kind of making this #awkward

j/k I don't have peeks and certainly not n0 ones.

[Punisher]

Oh hai Punisher

What do you think of Raith's vote on you? Do you think he's been a very naughty boy and deserves some kind of behaviorally-triggered negative consequence?

Yes. Yes I do. It was completely out of line.


Also, I concur with atpg's read on Visor, and Visor's read on Jarrema (not as strongly as they do).

vote: Jarrema

[Visor]

idk how you could legitimately have a wolf read on anyone at this point

atpg, i want your thoughts on this post in particular

because it basically stopped my village read of zack dead in its tracks

(and IMO, the jokes between gh and zack could easily be w/w especially because zack will surely find a different focus later today, and I can't even remember if GH is voting zack)

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's in order but not consecutively
Why you never lynch Visor
And why you lynch Jarema and then never lynch Al if Jarema is scum

The tone of this post is completely off for town Jarrema.

Lynch him with great prejudice.

Vote: Jarema

@Pizza

your post was lacking something, figured I'd what you were missing:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

*SNIP*

Player list:
1. Askthepizzaguy - town
2. AdmiralKleenex - town
3. Jarema - wolf
4. El Barto - town by posting something relevant to the game
5. atheotes - null
6. BSmith - town by RNG
7. Al Sipsclar - town
8. Double A - null
9. GeneralHankerchief - wolf
10. Seireikhaan - mild wolf lean for using i instead of y on omygodyousuck, clearly faking over the top reaction to make it seem like he doen't care
11. johnhughthom - town by RNG
12. Visor - town
13. edse - null
14. Choxorn - nulll
15. Punisher - null
16. Raith Kemmler - town
17. Golden1Knight - null

i don't know why i did this, but enjoy

if it feels really early and out of the blue thats because it is

sorry bub, i'm the only soulreader in this game

But seriously, voting you there is something I would do in either alignment and you know that, so I have to ask, why did you village read me for it?

Blue: even scum Visor doesn't replicate this train of thought which is less a train and more like a teleportation device, because it's all over the place and doesn't indicate an agenda. Yes, even scum Visor. This read is null in future games.

And Al, because Jarema looks like he blundered legit and I want to see him flip barring some major development today. Then if scum Al is good.