To celebrate the great men who gave us our most precious gifts of individual liberty and limited government (that we are currently in the process of dumping down the drain), and to celebrate those precious gifts they have given to us, my family is celebrating with Freedom. 40lbs of Freedom to be exact. Out in the middle of nowhere on the ranch and after taking all responsible measures of discussing and clearing it with neighbors and authorities, we are going to celebrate the 4th of July with 40lbs of America's greatest export: Sweet Freedom. Freedom that will be heard for miles. Freedom that will leave a crater.
Keep your damned firecrackers.
'Murica. Out.