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  1. 05-15-2004, 11:47 #1
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    From a newspaper clipping:

    Denmark: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is sueing the hospital, said: ‘When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.’ Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: ‘It was an unfortunate accident.’
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    Can you possibly suffer more severe consequences due to a more hilarious and humiliating misfortune?




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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits
    WHY??

    I like his sense of humour though...'Besides which, I can't have sex with my wife...' Haha, yes, that's the most pressing problem...
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    That's so hilarious
    So farts do cause fires, so that's why all our houses burn down
    Oh, that was clasic. But, hey, look, it's Denmark, there's gotta be somthing I can say about Denmarks now, uh, nothing, sorry.
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  5. 05-15-2004, 14:01 #5
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    Omg, I'll look for it in the news as well



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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (voigtkampf @ May 14 2004,20:04)]

    Can you possibly suffer more severe consequences due to a more hilarious and humiliating misfortune?
    LMAO
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    Danes...
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    Yeah, must be all that crap Carlsberg beer. They can't stop ripping one even when under heavy sedation.
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    I would love to be on that jury during the lawsuit
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  10. 05-15-2004, 21:46 #10
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    *while giggling uncontrolably* poor guy, i.............feel....*gasp*...so......sorry...for *gasp*.....him
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