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    600-Pound Woman Dies After Being Surgically Removed From Couch
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    What a lard ass! I'm sorry anyone who grows THAT big i have no respect for in the slightest. Christ man has the lady ever heard of willpower

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blind King of Bohemia
    Christ man has the lady ever heard of willpower
    It takes alot of willpower to cram that 10th twinky into your mouth

    If she was on the couch for five years how did she go to the bathroom? How did she get food? Whoever gave this lady food needs a talking to. This just seems unreal.
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    She must have had pschological problems to begin with. I just can't imagine any sane person allowing themselves to degenerate into that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercian billman
    If she was on the couch for five years how did she go to the bathroom?
    She probably just wore dipers

    But that story is truely disgusting, wow some people!

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    [q]all the above[/q]

    Hence the investigation. Never to have moved in 1400+ days? Something very wrong there.
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    If she was on the couch for five years how did she go to the bathroom?
    She probably just wore dipers
    The question is who changed the diapers and how?
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    maybe she had her own drainage system ?
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    Thanks for all of those helpful comments, I was going to have breakfast............

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    How do you stay that fat once you're so big you can't get up to get food.
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    I feel sorry for those fireman that tried to rescue the lady. After sitting on a couch for 5 years she must have smelled very bad.
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    Absolutely and horribly grotesque

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    She was 480, not that it makes much difference at 4' 10". It also said that the place was so bad no one went in without hazmat gear. She was wallowing in her own ... not a pretty thought!

    She was probably a non violent mental patient who was a threat only to herself. Oh well, not my problem.
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    5 years on a couch? Skin grafted into its fabric? That is an unbelievable story.

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    and who's going to pay for all this?
    that's right, the US taxpayers (like me)
    fat-tax, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solypsist
    and who's going to pay for all this?
    that's right, the US taxpayers (like me)
    fat-tax, please.
    Nah, wouldn't work.
    Instead we should make a law that no one is allowed to be over 350 pounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caporegime1984
    Nah, wouldn't work.
    Instead we should make a law that no one is allowed to be over 350 pounds.
    I'm with Soly here. BIG taxes for being over 350 pounds.

    This is the strangest news item over posted on these boards...
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    As long as I am safe at a comfortable 250, I really don't care

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    Yeah well, then they end up suing McDonalds and getting rid of the supersize . It's one thing if you try and lose wait, or if it's a disease or something... But if you blaim it on other people and don't try and help yourself, that's messed up. Of course, I have the exact opposite problem. I'm 5'9", 16 and around 105 (give or take a couple of pounds, depending on the time of day and how much I've had to eat).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caporegime1984
    As long as I am safe at a comfortable 250, I really don't care
    You're 250 pounds! That's what about 17 and a half stones. I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but that's pretty heavy. I'm only 13 stones (182 pounds) and I'm 3 years older than you, am six feet tall, and am fairly muscular from playing rugby.

    Unless of course American pounds have a smaller mass than British pounds, in which case you may be a perfectly normal weight. If this is the case feel free to disregard my post.

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    the ladies don't care for anything 5 pounds overweight - and my bfrindex is perfect.
    your average new yorker walks 2-3 miles a day; i get in 5 a lot of the time.

    but seriously, obesity is ruining the chances of affordable medical care and by a large degree, hospital price increases will grow disproportionately from the usual inflation

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    I'm really lightly built. I was about 8.5 stone the last time I checked.
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    now why does this remind me of the tabloids at the checkout stand in the grocery store? "Aliens Glue Woman to Couch and Force-feed Her for 6 Years. story on page 7' :)

    fat tax... lol. never happen.... too many 'fat' politicians already ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thrashaholic
    You're 250 pounds! That's what about 17 and a half stones. I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but that's pretty heavy. I'm only 13 stones (182 pounds) and I'm 3 years older than you, am six feet tall, and am fairly muscular from playing rugby.

    Unless of course American pounds have a smaller mass than British pounds, in which case you may be a perfectly normal weight. If this is the case feel free to disregard my post.


    Well, it is fat, I know... I'm 5'10, and luckily for me I am just 'large,' not really fat but not really big, you know? THe weight is evenly distributed and it really doesn't look all that bad (kinda makes me look more like a guinie when I am wearing a suit) and some of it is muscle (not much, admittingly)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraellin
    now why does this remind me of the tabloids at the checkout stand in the grocery store? "Aliens Glue Woman to Couch and Force-feed Her for 6 Years. story on page 7' :)

    fat tax... lol. never happen.... too many 'fat' politicians already ;)

    K.
    It reminds me a bit of the gluttony killing in 7even. Good film that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
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    Who doesn't?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Efrem Da King
    Who doesn't?
    good morning!




    That's one horrible story. I still cannot comprehend how did her skin and the couch "became one", unbelievable.

    no blood no foul

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    5 years not moving from a couch... I wonder which of our patrons just bought it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caporegime1984
    Nah, wouldn't work.
    Instead we should make a law that no one is allowed to be over 350 pounds.
    Tell that to the Big Show and Kane
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