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    oscillating universe theory



    When the time come for the "big squeeze" (opposite of the "big bang"), time, space (& black holes) are all gone

    PS i don't think this can be beaten
    The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.....

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    Yes, but we don't have proof we truly exist, hence I will post NOTHING. If there's NOTHING, there are no black holes, no bangs or crunches, no universes, NOTHING.
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    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    my eraser beats your weakly drawn equation
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    there goes your eraser

    "Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
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    Hosed!
    History is for the future not the past. The dead don't read.


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    no water in the hose...
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    Wow ! Sigurd Fafnesbane were did you got that amazing avatar?!
    Also i dont know how to get pictured but i beat your axe with a smelting plant


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    Heres a furnace -

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    Cheap steel from asia dragging down prices leaving the industry (along with furnaces) in ruins.
    The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.....

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    The Apocalyse. No more world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    Apocalypse? That's fairly easy to beat.


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    No religion - no afterlife...
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    In other words, the moderators of totalwar.com.
    Last edited by Cha; 04-15-2005 at 19:30.

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    PWNED!
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    Ruining Total War, one release at a time.
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    Protesters angry about CA ruining TW one game at a time take over CA, saving TW for generations to come.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    A truncheon to beat those protesters?

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    Cop killer bullet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    Bulletproof helmet...
    accompanied by bullet proof vest..

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    Bullet-proof SWAT tank.

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    RPG-27
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    Asleep on the job: Poor quality control causes misfire, hapless gun nut loses hands.
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    Fortunately, a co-worker burns his lunch in the microwave, setting off the fire alarm:

    Map designer for the Age of Hellas Mod: Age of Hellas Forum

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    Vacuum Chamber, no air = no sound
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    Hehe. Power drill makes a hole in the vacuum chamber, which means no more vacuum.

    God bless black and decker!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    I switched your:

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    Hungry child eats the candy you stuffed in my drill, so i can put the drill-bit back in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    Baby doesn't have enough teeth to eat candy?

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    Now what?
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    China is not a world power. China is the world, and it's surrounded by a ring of tiny and short-lived civilisations like the Americas, Europeans, Mongols, Moghuls, Indians, Franks, Romans, Japanese, Koreans.

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    Coca-Cola rots teeth! No more teeth for the baby!

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    The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder

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