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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    Default Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    http://reuters.myway.com/article/200...ACKSON-DC.html

    This will "go down" as the worst export from the United States since David Hasselhoff. On behalf of the citizens of the United States, sorry Germany...
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    You germans can keep him ~:joker

    I sure as hell dont want him to come back to USA.
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    Great ... we get the freak.

    Could we trade him back and get Jessica Alba instead?

    Please?


    Pretty please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Great ... we get the freak.

    Could we trade him back and get Jessica Alba instead?

    Please?


    Pretty please?
    No way!!! Not Jessica, how about Oprah Winfrey?
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    sense were so nice you can keep michael and oprah for free
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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    Poor Clegane. We can also give you Britney Spears too.

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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    how about Oprah Winfrey?
    We can also give you Britney Spears too.
    Perhaps we finally
    found the bargaining
    token to get the
    US support for the
    permanent Security
    Council seat


    We take your trashy celebreties and get the seat in return. Deal?
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    Looks like we are getting rid of another nutjob, unloading Madonna on the unfortunate Brits. Wonder if she is going to go for citizenship, just to get a knighthood...
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...ts/4697669.stm

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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    I think Oprah is a good deal for you Germans. She was voted one of the top ten greatest Americans of all time by a bunch of ignorant fools on some website.

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    Make sure you guys have your child molestation legislation all worked out, you gotta to be prepared for this sort of thing.

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    Default Re : Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Perhaps we finally
    found the bargaining
    token to get the
    US support for the
    permanent Security
    Council seat


    We take your trashy celebreties and get the seat in return. Deal?
    You kidding? You can have our seat in return for a night with Britney.

    Oh, and throw in Claudia Schiffer.
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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    Looks like we are getting rid of another nutjob, unloading Madonna on the unfortunate Brits. Wonder if she is going to go for citizenship, just to get a knighthood...
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...ts/4697669.stm

    My condolences to the UK members of the Org.
    It's ok, she won't stay too long.

    Becuase of our right-to-roam laws we can basically walk about her garden. If you're really brave.

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    what do you mean right to rome.... does that mean trespassings allowed
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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    I just got back to the states.
    God I love coincidences like this.

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    welcome back capo
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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    We can also give you Britney Spears too.
    as longaswere still allowed to watch her music videos on mute.

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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    So you took Kaiser back and send us the King (of pop). Not very good!

    If you take Mike back, we would think about taking Arnold back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar010
    what do you mean right to rome.... does that mean trespassings allowed
    There's a 'right to roam' Q&A here:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3668338.stm
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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar010
    welcome back capo
    Thanks Caesar, good to be back

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    Just refresh my memory.... wasn't this guy found not guilty ?
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    yup he was. but many people think he sucked the judge's ++++. who wants wilders and his barber. i'm thinking about selling him on E-bay.

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    He should come to Holland, here you get no more then 10 months in jail for raping small boys when you know you are HIV infected. Our politicians love pedophiles, he could even live next to a school once he is released after 2 weeks for good behaviour.

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    Why even bother having a justice system...
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    ah now thats cuz we hate foreign people especially when they're muslim or black or all on the same time. also we hate animal activists.

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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
    Why even bother having a justice system...
    That justice system is there to milk hardworking dutch, so they can protect the criminals and perverts. Only disobedience triggers them, crime doesn't interest them at all.

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    Default Re: Hide your kids Berlin, Michaels "coming" to town.

    I was talking about in the U.S
    Cowardice is to run from the fear;
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    yup pretty stupid....but hey you always have winers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
    yup pretty stupid....but hey you always have winers
    And those that don't make a contribution at all and act like it is a countrystrike server for adhd patients that pretend to follow gymnasium, so could you please shut that hole above your neck before I put a sock in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
    Just refresh my memory.... wasn't this guy found not guilty ?
    most of the jury thought he was guilty but they didnt have enough evidence. Even without the sex scandels he is still one wierd dude.

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    most of the jury thought he was guilty but they didnt have enough evidence.
    And so therefore he is innocent until there is sufficient evidence to prove him guilty.
    Cowardice is to run from the fear;
    Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
    Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
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