God, please Uncle Dick, run!!!

**Devastatin Dave** · 07-29-2005, 01:22

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm

There is nothing more I would want to see in a newspaper headline than, "Helen "Battelaxe" Thomas kills self after Cheney Prez Anouncement.". Yes I know it is wrong to wish death for someone, but I'm just following the a certain left leaning phylosophy of there is no right or wrong.

So I'm sending Uncle Dick a Christmas card this year asking him to just announce he's running, then withdraw once they've cleaned up the mess from off the wall from the contents of that old mentally deranged socialist head of her's. Joy...

**Kaiser of Arabia** · 07-29-2005, 01:28

Seth Tyrssen 2008!

**Devastatin Dave** · 07-29-2005, 01:42

Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube

Cheney in '08? Dear god no. This administration needs to just crawl back into the cracks it came from.

I just want him to announce it. I don't want Uncle Dick to actually run, I just want him to anounce it so Helen would rid us of her assinine question and whining.

**PanzerJaeger** · 07-29-2005, 02:20

Dick Cheney would be an awesome president. Hes a smart fella..

**Kaiser of Arabia** · 07-29-2005, 02:21

Yupyup

**discovery1** · 07-29-2005, 02:31

With his heart? no way will he run.

**Xiahou** · 07-29-2005, 03:20

Let's see Santorum run.

He's backed down slightly recently from his earlier dismissals of running...

At least we know what the very balanced White House reporter Helen Thomas thinks about Cheney '08...

"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told The Hill newspaper. "All we need is one more liar."

**Alexander the Pretty Good** · 07-29-2005, 03:31

Come now, Xiahou - when a person of her political persuasion does this kind of thing, she's taking a Noble Stand Against All That Is Wrong With The World! If it were one of ours, then he or she'd be a political lout, and a hatemonger to boot. Surely you've learned this already.

discovery is right, of course. The race could kill Cheney.

We don't need more Neo-Cons in the white-house. What we need are traditionalist Right-Wingers. States' Rights. States' Rights. And more States' Rights. A little bit of Isolationism couldn't hurt either.

States' Righters, yes. I would be OK with an isolationist if he or she wasn't going to withdraw from Iraq immediately - doing much more harm than good.

**Xiahou** · 07-29-2005, 03:32

Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube

We don't need more Neo-Cons in the white-house. What we need are traditionalist Right-Wingers. States' Rights. States' Rights. And more States' Rights. A little bit of Isolationism couldn't hurt either.

Sadly, I don't see any of those types running- nor would they likely win if they did.

**Alexander the Pretty Good** · 07-29-2005, 03:39

Korea turned out OK, at least sorta. To the point where they are taking our jobs.

**Crazed Rabbit** · 07-29-2005, 04:14

They animate The Simpsons?! That makes the entire Korean war worth it.

Crazed Rabbit

I am, of course, just kidding. I mean no disrespect to veterans.