Flying Spaghetti Monster Club

[Red Harvest]

Eating His Noodliness is a Sacrament, not to be entered into lightly.

...okay this post is starting to get a bit sacrilegious. I have some great ideas and a whole ceremony leapt into my brain in true Monty Python mode...but I'm running up against some self imposed limits. Now I must accuse my self of religious censorship. Oh, the agony.

[Ja'chyra]

We can't let this thread die

[Divinus Arma]

Hahaha Lol

[Soulforged]

The thread will not die as long as Flying Spaghetti Monster lives!! His hands will be behind it. Amen.

[Papewaio]

Udon Noodles, the Oriental sect

[Papewaio]

Chilli Noodles.

[BDC]

So, is He made from rice or wheat?

[R'as al Ghul]

Have you seen this ?

[AntiochusIII]

Have you seen this ?

Awesome. Finally, an equal place with ID in wikipedia.

We shall celebrate this victory of our Lord!

[Ronin]

So, is He made from rice or wheat?

the misteries regarding the nature of his noodliness are beyond the meak possibilities of human understanding

[InsaneApache]

I was on route to Damascus when I was afflicted by a vision.
In this vision the FSM said unto me....."Go forth Insane-one and preach unto the unbelievers that only wheat pasta is acceptable to the Lord. No rice pasta shall be allowed, for it is unclean and to those who practise this blasphemous act they shall be unclean and shall be made to wash behind their ears."

I will root out this heresy wherever it is to be found and shall send to 'Him' the fork and spoons of this heresy for 'Him' to pronounce judgement upon.

Glory be!!!!!

[Soulforged]

I was on route to Damascus when I was afflicted by a vision.
In this vision the FSM said unto me....."Go forth Insane-one and preach unto the unbelievers that only wheat pasta is acceptable to the Lord. No rice pasta shall be allowed, for it is unclean and to those who practise this blasphemous act they shall be unclean and shall be made to wash behind their ears."

I will root out this heresy wherever it is to be found and shall send to 'Him' the fork and spoons of this heresy for 'Him' to pronounce judgement upon.

Glory be!!!!!

Praise the new evangelion, death to all the infidels.

[Zalmoxis]

I smell the start of a FSM holy war againts the infidels. A Spihade, if you will.

[A.Saturnus]

Ramen!

[InsaneApache]

....and lo, as it came to pass, the 'Wheatery Inquirers' went about their tasks, and did find such a nest of vipers that it did indeed discomfort the devout and holy spirit.....and 'PARMISAN' was it's name....all hail the wheat pasta for it is clean and good

[Reverend Joe]

Yes lots of other people molest children.

Just a lot funnier when there is a saying of 'Turn the other cheek' within Christian faith and a lot of Catholic priests in particular have been found to a) molesting young boys b) the priests swore a life of celibacy and lecture others on what is correct sex.

For molesting doctors and nurses it would be 'the meatwad injection'.

HEY!


Too bad this thread is dying... I found it too late.

[BDC]

Praise the new evangelion, death to all the infidels.

May they choke on His body.

[AntiochusIII]

HEY!Too bad this thread is dying... I found it too late.

Dying? How could you say that against His Noodliness! You...you are...

INFIDEL!

[Papewaio]

HEY!


Too bad this thread is dying... I found it too late.

What prey tell did you think meatwad means?

[Soulforged]

....and lo, as it came to pass, the 'Wheatery Inquirers' went about their tasks, and did find such a nest of vipers that it did indeed discomfort the devout and holy spirit.....and 'PARMISAN' was it's name....all hail the wheat pasta for it is clean and good

Praise to our new leader Insane Apache, the profet. He'll guide us to the holy land.

[Reverend Joe]

You need to see "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" to understand... it's a surreal cartoon that comes on Adult Swim at Midnight. (Adult Swim being the late-night incarnation of Cartoon Network; they show reruns of Family Guy and Futurama, as well as their own bizarre cartoons. Good stuff.)

But my name was NOT taken from... that.

[VAE VICTUS]

the spaghetti monster doesnt exist.I ATE 'EM!!!!!

[Soulforged]

the spaghetti monster doesnt exist.I ATE 'EM!!!!!

Blasfemer!!!!

You can't eat him he's on everyone of us, in all things.