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    With the advent of new nationalistic clubs we americans need to put the smelly french, dentally impaired brits, drunk scandinavians, stubborn greeks and apathetic canadians in there place because we all know America is the only country ever wroth mentoining in any meaningful discussion we just kick that much ass

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    I was afraid this would nappen. How many clubs are we going to have again? How about the spam club as thats what most of these are in reality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
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    Nah. You will no doubt require us to wear shoulder pads, helmets and other protective equipment while at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    Nah. You will no doubt require us to wear shoulder pads, helmets and other protective equipment while at it.
    You have a problem with football Louis do ya
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
    That's because our football players are so much bigger and stronger than yours.

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    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    It doesn't matter if their sports are more brutal we still have our guns I guess
    europeans are too incompetent(i know i spelled it wrong) to own guns sense many want to ban them.
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    It doesn't matter if their sports are more brutal we still have our guns I guess
    But their not. Do you think rugby is more brutal than American football. I dont think so. Again for all you europeans only organized teams for the most part use equipment most americans play fooball wearing nothing but the clothes on their back. And a football of course.
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    No, you spelled competence correctly. But not since.

    Gah! I even beat you at your own language. Face it, we are superior to you guys in every respect.
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    Gah! I even beat you at your own language. Face it, we are superior to you guys in every respect.
    Oh yeah!!!! Well your women have hairy arm pits. I dont call that superior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    most americans play fooball wearing nothing but the clothes on their back. And a football of course.
    That's because you have so many poor people. Our underclass can afford proper sports clothes.
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    We play rugby everywhere else, and rugby players never hide behind pads or helmets. That's 'cos we Brits and members of other commonwealth countries (+france I suppose) are REAL MEN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    With the advent of new nationalistic clubs we americans need to put the smelly french, dentally impaired brits, drunk scandinavians...


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    So you admit your a bunch of pussies. We play a dangerous sport like football with no protection while you guys cant even play a relatively safe sport like soccer without it. Again I maintain our poor are far better off then yours.

    We play rugby everywhere else, and rugby players never hide behind pads or helmets. That's 'cos we Brits and members of other commonwealth countries (+france I suppose) are REAL MEN.
    Thats because its no where near as hard hitting as american football . Real men play American football without pads. Have any of you ever played american football against americans? Niot two hand touch but tackle? If not I think you maybe in for a surprise.
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    well............oh yeah we are............cooler...that right we are so much cooler then you . And we won the olympics
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    Our women are also much better looking
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    we just kick so much ass
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    Oh yeah!!!! Well your women have hairy arm pits. I dont call that superior.
    I can deal with that. Beats having to deal with all those 200 pound heavy butts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    I can deal with that. Beats having to deal with all those 200 pound heavy butts.
    Fat women need love to (they just have to pay for it)
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    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I can deal with that. Beats having to deal with all those 200 pound heavy butts.
    You have the same 200lb heavy butts but with hairy armpits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    Nah. You will no doubt require us to wear shoulder pads, helmets and other protective equipment while at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
    We ignore the fat ones.
    But they're so huge they're impossible to overlook.


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    Hey I posted that fat butt once. Now you didnt create that all by yourself did you or can you provide a link proving the nationality of these women. I think thier labeld backwards.
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    This thread is soooooooo... dumb.

    I got a laugh out of it though.
    Bashing countries and people for trivial reasons are we? Don't get me started, but the amerians are the last to make comments that's for sure. They have little to be proud of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    But they're so huge they're impossible to overlook.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    This thread is soooooooo... dumb.

    I got a laugh out of it though.
    Bashing countries and people for trivial reasons are we? Don't get me started, but the amerians are the last to make comments that's for sure. They have little to be proud of.
    Silly canadians and there commie ways and bad gammer to boot
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Well I just did a google search and I have to give Louis his do. We are even number one in making fat people. Heres the record holder



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    1. Carol Yager (1960 - 1994) of Flint, MI; 5 ft 7 in, estimated to have weighed more than 1600 lbs at her peak. She had been fat since childhood. In 1993, she was measured at 1189 lbs when admitted to Hurley Medical Center, suffering from cellulitis. She lost nearly 500 lbs on a 1200-calorie diet, but most of that weight was thought to be fluid, and she regained all of it and more soon after being discharged. Her teenage daughter, a boyfriend, and a group of volunteers helped take care of her. Despite extravagant promises by diet maven Richard Simmons and talk-show host Jerry Springer, Yager received little practical assistance in return for her media exposure (though Springer continues to profit from her appearance on his show, having rebroadcast that episode at least four times). She was refused further hospitalization on the grounds that her condition was not critical, despite massive water retention and signs of incipient kidney failure, and these problems led to her death a few weeks later.
    Heres number two weighing in at a mere 1200lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    Well I just did a google search and I have to give Louis his do. We are even number one in making fat people. Heres the record holder




    Heres number two weighing in at a mere 1200lbs.

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    Well it does prove were the biggest if not the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny
    Well it does prove were the biggest if not the best.
    A bit of topic - don't you know how old are they, just wondering?
    IMO they may have lot's of mediacal troubles with such a big weight.

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    Well, I hope that was cathartic, and you have it out of your system, because it's closed now, simply on the basis of the first post.
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