well, ill join up for the Florida one.
Im really a proud supporter of the South(nearly made my nick General Lee....)
well, ill join up for the Florida one.
Im really a proud supporter of the South(nearly made my nick General Lee....)
How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
5
1 to change it, and 4 to sit on the porch and "jaw" about how wonderful the old light bulb was.
How many rednecks?
2
1 to shoot it out, and 1 electrician to re-wire and install a new one.
How many Texans?
6 -- but ya'll gotta remember just how BIG things are in Texas.
How many Yankees?
2 -- a carpet-bagger to steal it from some decent hard-working 'baman and some yankee to take the swag and install it.
The South WILL rise again! (Casue every 10 years they get more electoral votes!)
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
Bubba: a hyuk hyuk hyuk, eh cledis wanna go down to the river and play with sticks?! i gots sum moonshine too *tooth falls out of mouth*
Kledis: yeah sure bubba, mabey we'll find a raccoon fer dinner
Bubba: i'll go an get my shotgun, EH MA WE IS HAVIN RACCOON FER DINNER
uh oh looks like another rebel uprising...wheres is the brilliant awesome mighty general U.S.Grant when you need him
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Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
Do you guys like the blue collar boys I like them although they do show a few stereotypes its nothing i havent done or seen someone else do whssya you guys think?
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
I was born in Texas, grew up in Georgia, spent the summers of my youth in North Carolina, and now live in Virginia. My father's family is from South Carolina, my mother's family is from Texas. Does this make me a cosmopolitan redneck?
At what point in this thread do we start discussing NASCAR drivers? That should start a good flame war
@ SFTS: The Blue Collar guys are pretty funny as comedians, but the show needs work. Bill Engvall has lost his edge, he moved to California and bringing up his kids softened him up. Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White have pretty good standup routines though.
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You're right about engvall white is by far the best IMO and and good old #3 is the best ever hands down him or Yarborough or Trickle or...
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
No its not dont worryOriginally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
I love blue collar comedy.
So, is this Southern club or Redneck club? There is a difference....
Hmmm Id say a bit of both you dont have to be a redneck but you have to under stand youll never understand the intracacies of snipe huntingOriginally Posted by King of Atlantis
(If you want in you have to get that)
Last edited by Strike For The South; 08-24-2005 at 23:49.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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