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    Default The fibber thread

    This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.

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    I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment.

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    The purple man is watching you.

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    This thread is not spam and won't be closed anytime soon.
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    I like the moderators. They are my idols.

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    I am a fibber
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
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    I thought this was going to be a thread about the benefits of fibers in a diet
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    i actually own enough weapons
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    Byzatine Prince has never gotten a warning, and is the best behaved member of the .Org
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    I actually know what fibber is.

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    This thread isn't being monitored closely by the entire mod team.
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    wehjooo BEIRUT ANT BKS ARENT LYING

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    oh and hitler didnt killed any jews :handball:

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    im not just posting to get my post count up

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    I have a life.

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    I am not in pain

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    cool thread btw.

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    I can juggle burned, razorsharp knives, whilst standing on a moving motorbike, on one foot. Over a shark pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    This thread isn't being monitored closely by the entire mod team.
    Mods have lives, too.
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    Women faint at the sight of my righteous abs.
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    So do I BKS
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    America is the Great Santa.
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    Everyone hates the mods, and want to burn Beirut's axe on a sacrificial bonfire.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
    I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.


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    The babe thread does not have any good-looking women in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio
    So do I BKS
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    Everything I say is a Lie.
    Last edited by Monk; 10-10-2005 at 23:53.

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    I am really 43 years old, and have 3 phds in Political Science, History, and Beer Drinking Philiosphies. I am a liberal, bisexual punk rocker as well. I voted for Howard Dean in the Democratic Primaries.

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    imma go with what Monk said
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    I'm not being repressed by the mods...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk
    Everything I say is a Lie.
    I don't find the Liar's Paradox confusing at all.
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