This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere.
This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment.
The purple man is watching you.
This thread is not spam and won't be closed anytime soon.
Unto each good man a good dog
I like the moderators. They are my idols.
I am a fibber
It was not theirs to reason why,
It was not theirs to make reply,
It was theirs but to do or die.
-The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
-Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny
"For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
-Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior
I thought this was going to be a thread about the benefits of fibers in a diet
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
i actually own enough weapons
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
I actually know what fibber is.
This thread isn't being monitored closely by the entire mod team.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
wehjooo BEIRUT ANT BKS ARENT LYING
We do not sow.
oh and hitler didnt killed any jews :handball:
We do not sow.
im not just posting to get my post count up
I have a life.
cool thread btw.
I can juggle burned, razorsharp knives, whilst standing on a moving motorbike, on one foot. Over a shark pool.
Mods have lives, too.Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
Women faint at the sight of my righteous abs.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
America is the Great Santa.
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr."
“I only defended myself and the honor of my family” - Nazanin
The babe thread does not have any good-looking women in it.
My postcount did not just increase by 1.
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
Babywaio thinks Papewaio is cuter than Mamawaio.Originally Posted by Papewaio
Unto each good man a good dog
Everything I say is a Lie.
Last edited by Monk; 10-10-2005 at 23:53.
I am really 43 years old, and have 3 phds in Political Science, History, and Beer Drinking Philiosphies. I am a liberal, bisexual punk rocker as well. I voted for Howard Dean in the Democratic Primaries.
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
I'm not being repressed by the mods...
Born On The Flames
I don't find the Liar's Paradox confusing at all.Originally Posted by Monk
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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