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    Default 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    The Backroom is the Crackroom.

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    Im a homo. Meh.
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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    Wow, I never knew my sexuality. THANKS DA!

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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    Ouch. It nailed me when I put "Some of it" on the "Do you like opera?" question.
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    I got nailed from the first question.

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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

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    I got nailed from the first question.
    I'll bet you find that funny, don't you Queen Ambiguous?
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    Apparently, if you like Wagner, you're gay...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    I got nailed from the first question.
    Me too
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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    Wait a sec. Doesn't the first question ask if you find any other man attractive? I can admit that some dudes are gifted with good looks moreso than I, but attractive? I'm not attracted to dudes. But yet... Some of you are...

    How strange that you are attracted to other men.
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    HAHA! "I don't use urinals."

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    Click first choice everytime and you wont be gay


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    sTraight. First choice all The way down. Way To go, homoes
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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    I had no idea I was so gay. Hugging my son was how I revealed my homosexuality. Oh well.
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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    I was unable to take the test because I was distracted by the repeating images of large-breasted girls in the left margin. Does that make me gay?
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    Time to join the parade !

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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    Quote Originally Posted by Haruchai
    I was unable to take the test because I was distracted by the repeating images of large-breasted girls in the left margin. Does that make me gay?
    Yes We all know you were thinking deeply about the mediocre pattern and poor quality of the tops.

    I'm Gay because I like Opera.
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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    I'm gay because beer is too light an alcoholic drink for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Henry V
    Yes We all know you were thinking deeply about the mediocre pattern and poor quality of the tops.
    Damn. Outted.

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    I'm Gay because I like Opera.
    Yeah, me too. Though I fail to see why my choice of browser reflects my sexuality. I guess real men do use Lynx.
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    Homosexuals drink beer too.
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    Default Re: 100% Accurate Gay Test- Take it, unless you think you're in the closet gay boy

    The Shiraz question got me, then the strip club one. Fun test though.

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    My Lord but this is a riot. I had no idea making fun of gay people was so enjoyable. Can we make fun of ethnic people and the handicapped next? Huh... can we?

    Oh, look what I found... an axe with lots and lots of Warning Points for the next person who posts a thread like this.




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