New forum game "Mafia" [Concluded]

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Lemur

[Lorenzo_H]

A hoarse voice cries out from under the villagers' feet...

"Avenge me" diablodelmar's barely reconizable voice croakes out from beneath "It was, it was..." his voice fades, never to be heard again.

[Kagemusha]

I believe these horrible deaths must have been a part of Lemurs,devious plan to take over the world.Off with his head!

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I have no evidence Lemur was the culprit in this particular attack, but in order to stop his children from taking over the world, I will take this opputunity to rid the world of his evil.

I vote Lemur.

[Lemur]

It's a done deal, I'm a dead Lemur. So let me tell you two things, you silly villagers with your pitchforks and your torches:

• I am not one of the mafia, so phooey on youey -- you done killed the wrong prosimian!
• My children will avenge me. Just you wait. When the new world order comes, they will rule with an iron fist, and all of you will be sent to labor camps.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

flash!! a man appears out of now where and says, "Tiberius has taken over the world! he is back again in the form of a mobster. kill him he is the one!
(hehe just wanted the join the fun. now i will disappear and standby once again...)

[Craterus]

I'll vote for Shadows today.

[GeneralHankerchief]

As Lemur was dragged to the guillotine, his threats of his children avenging him brought them to the main scene. As Lemur was put into the execution position, he was staring at them. They were not crying. As a matter of fact, they had a rather... soulless look in their eyes.

"Get away from here!" Lemur cried to them. "They'll kill you all!"

The children said nothing, but all of a sudden a thick cloud of smoke formed around them. When the cloud disappated, they were nowhere to be found.

That was the last thing Lemur ever saw. He had no time to comprehend what had happened before the blade came down.

Here is the voting total for Session 2:

Lemur: 7
Shadows: 6
Uesugi Kenshin, Hiji, Crazed Rabbit, Ice: 1 each

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Still alive:
littlelostboy
Big King Sanctaphrax
Shadows
Crazed Rabbit
Hiji
Uesugi Kenshin
Zalmoxis
Ice
Lehesu
Peasant Phil
Rythmic
Tiberius
Kagemusha
SSNeoperestroika
Divine Wind
Alexanderofmacedon
discovery1
Bar Kochba
Craterus

Committed seppuku:
Mithrandir

Killed:
UltraWar
Wonderland
Dutch_guy
diablodelmar

Executed:
Alexander the Pretty Good
Lemur

Mafia, you know the drill.

[Shadows]

jeez...talk about a conspiracy. 6 votes for me.
I feel like a marked man.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

jeez...talk about a conspiracy. 6 votes for me.
I feel like a marked man.

Well like your title says. The mafia does lurk in the shadows.

[Lemur]

GeneralHanky, are you going to alert the village people when a Mafioso gets the axe? Or are they doomed to just guess ...

[GeneralHankerchief]

GeneralHanky, are you going to alert the village people when a Mafioso gets the axe? Or are they doomed to just guess ...

They're doomed to just guess. If things are going badly for the villagers (example: they're down to four and no mafia has still been executed) I might say something but aside from that... you guys are blind.

[Crazed Rabbit]

* I am not one of the mafia, so phooey on youey -- you done killed the wrong prosimian!
* My children will avenge me. Just you wait. When the new world order comes, they will rule with an iron fist, and all of you will be sent to labor camps.

Hopefully they will remember that the rabbits sided with them, and build them luxurious gardens with lots of carrots and spaceships to conquer more worlds for gardening.

Crazed Rabbit

[Avicenna]

You know, as a mafiosi, my avatar does kind of resemble Vito Corleone, the original Godfather. Okay, fine, he doesn't. But we ARE both short on hair.

[Dutch_guy]

Killed:
UltraWar
Wonderland
Dutch_guy
diablodelmar

Who would want me dead !

Gah this game is far to short to my liking

[The Spartan (Returns)]

You know, as a mafiosi, my avatar does kind of resemble Vito Corleone, the original Godfather. Okay, fine, he doesn't. But we ARE both short on hair.

what doese mafiosi mean. btw your avatar just needs a mustache and fatter cheeks then he will look like Vito Corleone.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. Most of the villagers were still extremely tense that they might have got the wrong person again, and plenty were also wondering just what was up with Lemur's kids. As morning turned into afternoon, and there was no sign of violence, the villagers began to relax. Hiji even went to check out the cliffs overlooking the sea.

"Such a pretty view," he said to himself.

"Would you like a closer look?" There was a voice behind him. Hiji had barely turned around when his killer pushed him off the cliffs. As he fell onto the extremely pointy rocks below, Hiji's last thought was: "So THAT's who it was..."

Meanwhile, SSNeoperestroika was settling down for a nice sandwich. He had just bought it from the local massive sandwich/sub/hero/hoagie joint and was salivating all the way home. He took his first bite, and instantly realized something was wrong.

"Poison!" he said. "That's a pretty lame way of killing me."

"Hmm, you're right," a voice said. The closet door nearby opened, and five shots rang out. SSNeoperestroika fell to the ground, obviously dead. The killer then proceeded to pick the sandwich up, finish it, and take an antidote.

"Gentlemen," Chief of Police Beirut said to the ever-decreasing villagers, "we have a crisis on our hands. A crisis bigger than the rise of spam threads and random useless polls clogging the Frontroom. It appears that the guillotine has not scared our killer from doing his dirty deeds, thus I am proud to introduce our new method of execution... THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! The democratic voting process will now begin."

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Villagers, same deal as before.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

"Gentlemen," Chief of Police Beirut said to the ever-decreasing villagers, "we have a crisis on our hands. A crisis bigger than the rise of spam threads and random useless polls clogging the Frontroom. It appears that the guillotine has not scared our killer from doing his dirty deeds, thus I am proud to introduce our new method of execution... THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! The democratic voting process will now begin."

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Villagers, same deal as before.

if that doesnt work use burning stakes, or HANGING! a unknown villager says.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Oh I have many more means of execution up my sleeve. I think the Chair will be the last conventional form.

[Dutch_guy]

"Poison!" he said. "That's a pretty lame way of killing me."

"Hmm, you're right," a voice said. The closet door nearby opened, and five shots rang out. SSNeoperestroika fell to the ground, obviously dead. The killer then proceeded to pick the sandwich up, finish it, and take an antidote.

pretty well thought out.

This is one clever mafioso.

Too bad he had to kill me though.

WHY ?!

[Avicenna]

For a former spammer, Craterus is a bit too quiet on this thread for my liking...

[Mithrandir]

(just a side note..from the dead I guess, nice storytelling GHC)

[The Spartan (Returns)]

This is one clever mafioso.

I can assume mafiosi means mobster?

[GeneralHankerchief]

I can assume mafiosi means mobster?

Yes. As does mafioso, yakuza, mafiaman, etc.

And thanks for the compliment, Mith.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

And thanks for the compliment, Mith.

id say good funny story telling. almost anything makes me laugh and the story certainly made me laugh. (and i dont smoke pot or any type of drugs and i am not high)

[Lehesu]

I say Peasant Phil. The peasant is just a guise for a supremely trained killer-by-trade.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Was that poison...soy in that sandwhich?! All signs point to Lehesu!

[Zalmoxis]

Bar Kochba is obvious... too obvious.

[scotchedpommes]

[I protest! I would never say "lame".
The salivating's about right though,
mhm.]

[Shadows]

I say Peasant Phil. The peasant is just a guise for a supremely trained killer-by-trade.

I must agree. The peasant guise is a very good disguise for a Mafiaman.