The Thing: The .Org Game [Concluded]

[doc_bean]

vote: Ignoramus


Hey, it's not me and I don't have a clue who else it is, and I'll get tested anyway, so i just picked someone ad random !

[Ignoramus]

Typical reaction of the guilty party.

vote: Doc_bean

[doc_bean]

It's not like I can prove my innocence here.

[Ronin]

I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk...


ups....just noticed the game is closed for new entries....

I wanna be in the next round!!!





Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens? ...................................................................................

[Csargo]

Vote changed to EMFM

[King Henry V]

A faint whisper is heard in the wind
It is Orb, I tell you......

[Orb]

Brilliant use of logic to back up your point, whisper in the wind.

Could we have a test now, since EMFM doesn't seem to be voting?

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Vote: Doc_Bean

[UltraWar]

The Administrator rounded up all the remaining workers into the conferance room.

"It seems that we could have a situation on our hands."

The workers listened with intrest.

"We need at least 3 of you workers to survive, if any lower, the Thing has won"

"Why?" called the workers.

"We will need to evacuate this place as soon as possible and the thing is killing off everyone here and this place is falling apart"

"Let's go now!" cried the workers

"That would work but 4 people is the minimum amount of people that can pilot the plane, any less and there would be no use on going. We must get rid of the Thing first though. The Thing has stolen the airplane keys so without them, we are grounded"

Doc_Bean was frightened and developed a wet mark around his groin. The administrator plunged the needle containing "Ultraium Waroxide" and then watched the effects.

Nothing Happened

"Everyone, Doc_Bean is not the "Thing". This means it is still out there. Get back to work now."

Votes:

doc_bean - 4 votes
Ignoramus - 2 votes

Alive:

Orb
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Ignoramus


Tested:

Csar
doc_bean

Dead:

discovery1
Silver Rusher
King Henry V
Sasaki Kojiro
GeneralHankerchief

[doc_bean]

Ha! Told you so !

[Orb]

Well, since a kill hasn't come in yet (Ultra, has the Thing not pmed you), I'll voice my suspicions:

Csar is innocent. I'm not completely certain about Ignoramus.

But EMFM hasn't posted much at all, he only cast a vote after I mentioned it.

This would seem to me like the perfect Thing survival strategy. Up until now (where we have to be very careful about the testing), the Thing can't say that his testing will be bad to the villagers and can't defend himself if people bandwagon him

I think that EMFM is the Thing.

Still, I want to hear everyone elses' suspicions and his defence. We need to think very carefully if we're gonna pull this back.

[UltraWar]

The Worker fell into another fit of depression. He was damn exhausted, and this Siberian Winter didn't help. What were these on the floor? Were those keys? Hey, they looked like shuttle keys!

He picked them up and started walking; and suddenly, he fell asleep.

The Thing woke up, he shuffled around and decided where to go. The shapeless form slipped into doc_bean's room. He saw it enter, wearing a sheet. He pulled out his pistol and fired three shots at it.

No effect. He fired three more. No effect.

'Not very accurate, are we?' The Thing was latched onto the roof above his head. The sheet hung, floating and holey above his door.

It dropped down and turned into Zidane before headbutting him through the wall.

----------------------
"Everyone, It seems that doc_bena has been killed by Zidane."

At this, the workers were laughing a bit but were were worried about the Zidane Being alive.

"We need to test another one of you again. I will give you another quote now"

The Administrator muttered these words under his breath:

"Hopefully the Thing kills off the workers so that I can get out of here without any interuptions from the workers. Good work *muffled*! You are doing your job as planned."


Alive:

Orb
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Ignoramus


Tested:

Csar

Dead:

discovery1
Silver Rusher
King Henry V
Sasaki Kojiro
GeneralHankerchief
doc_bean

[Csargo]

emfm

[Orb]

I'm going to Vote:EMFM for now.

His strategy seems too easy for a Thing to get away with.

[Ignoramus]

Vote: EMFM

[doc_bean]

There is no Thing

[Orb]

Well, could we have a test? EMFM has three votes and hasn't defended himself, and I can't think that Ig. is the Thing.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Vote: Orb

[UltraWar]

The Administrator rounded up all the remaining workers into the bomb shelter.

"It seems that we have a problem."

The workers listened with intrest.

"Somebody has spread toxic gas in the main facility and so we can't go back into it"

The workers looked around them to make sure nothing unusual was happening.

"Time to start testing"

EMFM was a little edgy but was fine. The administrator plunged the needle containing "Ultraium Waroxide" and then watched the effects.

Nothing Happened

"Everyone, EMFM is not the "Thing". This means it is still out there. Get back to work now."

Votes:

EMFM - 3 votes
Orb - 1 vote

Alive:

Orb
Ignoramus

Tested:

Csar
Evil_Maniac From Mars

Dead:

discovery1
Silver Rusher
King Henry V
Sasaki Kojiro
GeneralHankerchief
doc_bean

[UltraWar]

The worker shook his head for a second, putting down his coffee. No more coffee. Nothing else could keep him awake. He fell asleep in the middle of the cold and the poison and the death. The snow fell like acid rain, and he woke.

The Thing woke up. It span around, scanning the surroundings. The other four people huddled around the campfire. The campfire, with an icy wind, went out.

It turned, and saw its first target: doc_bean. It moved forwards, like a shadow or a demon. The light of the neon beams floating down from the 'Research Facility' sign illuminated the cold Siberian world.

He drew his pistol as he approached the huddle. They turned, all drew pistols, all readied venom. The name hung on their lips - Orb - as the pistols fired and ultraium waroxide sprayed. Harpoons were launched and at last, in the still cold of the Siberian landscape, all was silent.

doc_bean lay still, strangled by his own stethoscope, Ignoramus had a bullet-hole in his head. Csar lay on the ground, impaled by a scepter. The administrator stood still, facing The Thing, facing Orb through the snow. Orb spoke 'You thought Silver_Rusher poisoned the needle? I took his face, and his skills, and did that. That roundhouse kick to the face - I can even imitate Chuck Norris. There is only one man left who can stop me with his "Ultraium Waroxide". You.'

The Administrator stood proud. Orb's features slowly transformed. Was that a cowboy hat? And a beard? The Administrator shrieked in terror the moment before Orb roundhouse-kicked him in the face, knocking the formula for Ultraium Waroxide out of his brain and into orbit around Pluto.

The features of Chuck Norris turned back into Orb. Orb turned back into the formless Thing.

The administrator looked up to the Heavens.

Everything was still. Everything was white.

Everything was still. Everything was red.

Orb, The Thing, prowled into the night, leaving all those battered corpses behind him. He prowled into the night towards civilisation.

Thing Win!

[Orb]

Thanks for hosting the game!

I'll edit in my own write-up and explanation later.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Heh

[Dutch_guy]

I saw this one coming... after getting slaughtered in Silver's game, I started distrusting any overly active (detective playing) participant.

Not that it had made any difference what I may have speculated, however...

So good job Thing !

[Silver Rusher]

So Csar and EMFM survived? Good for them.

By the way, GH told me that EMFM was the thing. I guess he was wrong.

[Orb]

~:p

[Silver Rusher]

Hang on, if Csar and EMFM survived, how could The Thing have won?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Hang on, if Csar and EMFM survived, how could The Thing have won?

Csar was impaled by the scepter and I believe Ultrawar mixed up emfm with doc_bean.

Orb's post #101 made it pretty clear to me.

[Silver Rusher]

Ah, right, I didn't notice Csar's name. OK, scrap what I said.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Ugh. I can't believe it.

I could have sworn that it was EMFM... we should have done a purge back when that first "glitter" clue came.

Good one Orb.

[discovery1]

Wow, and I thought that this game would be a sure win for the people. Good job orb.