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    Any of you that were too late to vote and become a great lord can still become a Baron in the realm of Chester. The land is good, the Welsh are nearby for attacking, and it's better than being a mere peasant.

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    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    It's 1337. Wales belongs to the English crown already.

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    (copied from the other forum)

    I, Earl of Dorset, pledge declare my loyalty to Malcolm, King of England.




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    Well in that case instead of killing the Welsh we'll press them into service.

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    Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
    Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
    Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
    Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    As Duke of York, I invite anyone who wishes to support our good King Malcolm to take up my offers of diverse baronies in the Duchy of York, as well as Abbotships in some of the monasteries here, which are very rich in iron, coal and sheep.
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    As Duke of Essex, I also invite people to move into my beautiful little heaven on earth. Help me support the war effort against the French, whilst keeping the taxes low !
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    By order of the King I do hereby call upon the Knights of England, greatest of all Christendom, to heed the call of our Lord for the creation of an elite guard. Men of sincere loyalty and impeccable quality are to have submitted to me in writing [PM please], a request to serve our Liege and land. No greater honor can go to so few men, save for the Apostles themselves!


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    I still need noble to serve as Barons in Cheshire. I make available the following titles:
    Baron of Nantwich
    Baron of Warrington

    "Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
    -Abraham Lincoln


    Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
    Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
    Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
    Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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