If you're going to use song lyrics, Greg, you'll be moving on to entirely new turf. And the grass is not always greener...
If you're going to use song lyrics, Greg, you'll be moving on to entirely new turf. And the grass is not always greener...
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Gah, mowning as usual.Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
But its just a short clip from the song (...which I can't seem to get out of my head now).Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
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Deer breaks into New Brunswick legislature. Runs around a bit, sheds some fur, and breaks out a window. Hasn't been seen since.
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
I came, I saw, I kicked ass
Talk about bucking the system.
The deer is still unidentified, so authorities are refering to it as John or Jane Doe. One official quipped, "I call it 'John Deer' because I've not seen anything run that before."
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I think we should write this John Deer a Deer John.Originally Posted by Gregoshi
"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
- Edmund Blackadder
Detractors of John Deer would love to mow him down.
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... with his own lawn mower.
linky thing
We all learn from experience. Unfortunately we don't all learn as much as we should.
I took to heart the comment that the weirdness need not be, say, current news. Given that newer, more expansive definition, I present to you, the Weirdos:
Exploding animals.
Well this is a gift to weirdfans everywhere:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm
Now, I have never served in the forces, and I freely admit that aspects of the military mind are a mystery to me. But, if I was crouched in a foxhole, the fact that my enemy had just been turned into a gang of farting rampant homosexuals with bad breath wouldn't strike me as completely good news.The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath
In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
Hehe, like bombs that suck the air out of rooms and replace it with fire. Totally appropriate. :)"It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered for development or acquisition."
"urbani, seruate uxores: moechum caluom adducimus. / aurum in Gallia effutuisti, hic sumpsisti mutuum." --Suetonius, Life of Caesar
But it does not mention this, which is really weird.Originally Posted by Lemur
Pigeon bombs
We all learn from experience. Unfortunately we don't all learn as much as we should.
I, for one, welcome our new pot smoking, rock dove overlords.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Time to take this thread back to it's roots.
‘Jackass’ star sued over manhood in mousetrap
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
I'm sure the animals had to be cow'ed into this. This is a travesty that every activist should lead every activist to write a letter and bark at those bird brained officals.Originally Posted by Lemur
When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
-Stephen Crane
Who would actually be stupid enough to do that? And he somehow failed to notice people recording it?Originally Posted by drone
"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
- Edmund Blackadder
What idiot writer said that American lives have no second acts? Was it Fitzgerald? How wrong could he be? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mike Tyson, Bollywood sensation.
Well let's hope Tyson does a knockout on the crowd.
"Iron" Mike Tyson should star in a remake of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
Dang it TB666, your sig got me again! I get embarrassed and look up everytime.
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Getting to the root of the matter:
Man sues over permanent erection
A NEW York man has sued the makers of a health drink, saying it has given him a permanent erection for the last two years.
Christopher Woods said he drank the vitamin-enriched Boost Plus, made by the Swiss-based Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004.
He woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism, court papers say.
Mr Woods, 29, had a penile implant to move blood from one area to another, acccording to the Associated Press.
The lawsuit filed yesterday said Mr Woods later had problems that required him to have blood vessels in his penis closed off, a procedure that lessens the likelihood of an erection.
Novartis's Boost Plus website described the drink as "a great-tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume", in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
Mr Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc as a defendant.
A spokeswoman for Novartis said the company was aware of the lawsuit but would not comment.
Woods is just being a stiff hardcase.
This is actually more serious than it sounds, imagine the effect that so much blood being channeled away from his brain would have on his work.Originally Posted by Lemur
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
Canucks and the missing gravity
OK guys, own up. Which of you lot in north North America has pinched the gravity?For more than 40 years, scientists have tried to figure out what's causing large parts of Canada, particularly the Hudson Bay region, to be "missing" gravity. In other words, gravity in the Hudson Bay area and surrounding regions is lower than it is in other parts of the world, a phenomenon first identified in the 1960s when the Earth's global gravity fields were being charted.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Canada needs more Catholics, that's all. Larger Mass = more gravity. ~:D
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hm, this could be an example of 'weak gravity' which is as I understand it a relatively new aspect of physics. think about how big the earth is, yet how easy it is for you to pick something up off the ground or throw a ball. some physicists now believe that a large part of gravity, perhaps most of it, exists in dark matter in other universes parallel to our own and we only receive an echo effect.
"urbani, seruate uxores: moechum caluom adducimus. / aurum in Gallia effutuisti, hic sumpsisti mutuum." --Suetonius, Life of Caesar
I want to know how long it's going to be before bright light gets the bright idea of opening a baseball franchise, that can benefit from a home stadium in this low gravity, somewhere up around the Hudson Bay.
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
Strike for the South
Ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. I don't know why, but that one really hurt. In a good way.Originally Posted by Gregoshi
The U.S. Army Bear
I couldn't bear to have that carry me.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
I was goung to float several puns but at the last minute I came down to Earth.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Light weight puns, no doubt. You've got to be really dense to come up with heavy, thought-provoking puns. Being attractive helps too.Originally Posted by InsaneApache
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